Watson quotations A Thursday night drop in 2005, even in the free-for Taiwan, the final freeze frame on CCTV-3, because the screen on the three dancing girls, young vibrant sunshine, and later learned that after the revision of the &quot;challenge host&quot; , before the show understood can have been none Shohachi Jing drops seen, which may be very curious about new Di checkpoints, so I have been Kan, Zhi Dao Da boy carrying a banner Chuxian, Dangshizhishi Pi Bisai drop Qifen attracted by no too much attention to an individual, can be near the end of the game, Watson drops conclusion is: ... ... but Leizhu only one that I, impeccable! In this sentence, so my brain had the impression on Watson Lin Jia drop, after they have a program to see a drop, gradually impressed on him - domineering and talent, until he left the stage drops challenge. ? ? 1, 2004, 21 (June 1) 1, dear viewers, I want to die you have it! 2, my dream is to build a digital world&#39;s biggest male bath, the name of the called Lin Jia - bath. 3, Zhang Shaogang: One, in the performance, you are not more or less have some experience in front of the camera, with it, before? Watson: I am a computer, I have experience in the face of the display. 4, I was born into a engineering student, said how painful idiom ah ... ... 2, 2004, 50 (Dec. 23) 1, Hello everybody, I&#39;m romantic suave, handsome, all-powerful God into the earth, sent the nickname Beautiful queen of a small dragon - (the other three in unison : Watson Lin Jia!) commander to the dregs! 2, Zhang Shaogang: Watson, you are in college bar, senior, right? Your school like your girls a lot? Watson (very innocent look): Actually, I do not know, I really do not know. Zhang Shaogang: installed, right? Watson: I really do not have installed, in fact, my heart ... ... ... ... ... ... only challenge host! 3, connected to the text book. Words before and after New Year&#39;s Day ,**** television studio that is 800 square meters of head ah. That high fat skinny short of even the kind of thing in there, children on a word - beautiful! **** Look at the audience sat two men, young men are present show brow romantic suave, woman is Chunhongchibai Zhuyuanyurun. The words of people with you now, that is a full Na! Yuehua Jian stir the audience, Woo la la la its not the matter, how matter decide? Looked back on this stage to a post troops kill this mighty tall, thin spirit of the Na. It starts with a young look, eight feet tall, waist circumference is eight feet, (replaced by narration and Hing Wah Street West High feet: Hey, it would mean that party?!) As rice feeds a hundred different people, and the triangle have it, stupid! Who is it that this book, dark tables, is none other than the 1st - Watson Lin Jia. Ghosts are so-called dark meet, behead event does not tremble. Face long down three thousand feet, he suspected that Li Yong challenge! For more information on how this kid funeral, Just read the old lady next time decomposition ~ ~! 4, to challenge the host before I do, my body the total number of **** president pimple. But since East met Ma, I lump all gone **** body. I could not help but to secretly look at me skin Oh, look here, look here, look here ~ ~ 3, No. 3, 2005 (January 20) 1, ladies and gentlemen, we meet again! 2, &quot;Introduction - Public Toilet&quot; Toilets, toilets, a few meters square, that secret place, that the quiet downtown of the downtown. But not always do for that. Now, however, all this is no longer a problem, you can rest assured rest assured that dinner drink, plus a banana and honey garlic. Breadth of the world has witnessed a thief group&#39;s efforts to build a full three-dimensional satellite navigation system has a toilet search engine, full-called savory smell of the toilet Collection full version. As long as there is, no matter you&#39;re in the car at the Link River, still hovering at the crossroads; do not bother you too much to drink beverages, or are viruses that your digestive system. Just enter your location, displayed in front of you is within five kilometers radius of the location of large and small toilet and the internal structure of the map. In short you want to know, you do not want to know, you need to know, you do not know, they all have! Why wait, order it quickly called the global free order hotline at 800 800 ... ... 800. If you order now, then, it will be sent our extra winter horse **** bath according to a hand, remember, is the &quot;bath according to&quot; ~ ~ Oh! 4, No. 4, 2005 (January 27) 1, it is a question of your race, it is none of my business! 2, Ma Dong: You have encountered unprecedented challenges, and now no dry ah Khan. I leave you near, I&#39;m with you I see you have a point of uncontrollable feeling. Watson: Actually, okay, I was able to settle down Taiwan. Believe me, nothing wrong ~! 5, No. 5, 2005 (February 3) 1, I put things, do you mind! 2, how do you not laugh ah ~ ~! 3, I want to **** here by television cameras to say that I have never said so to my mother: Mom, I love you! You are the world&#39;s most beautiful woman! However, we cooked and cooked return, you have to grab my snacks to eat, I still will turn against Oh! I especially like the 2nd of these words: face length is not limited to challenge ~ ~ everywhere! 4, Ma East: Why not say a few words what your dad? Watson: Because my dad than I am handsome! (I call him big brother!) 6, No. 6, 2005 (February 10) 1, the &quot;bad guy&#39;s confession,&quot; When I was born, everyone in the hospital crying in the toilet inside, president of mouth from a pumping from a child, only we&#39;d take me to the love of money that worry business. Motherhood is great, she did not hold anything against me, and I brought up. But she was wearing in my face pictures of a skull to relieve pressure on her mental elderly. The third grade when the class is curious what the most important, we have a class the students nicknamed &quot;Li bold&quot;, he said I do not pay attention a snipped off my mask on. Since then, Lee boldly students suffering from a strange disease, looking trance, eyes dull, not speak, that would only say: &quot;ugly, ugly Need! Mom is no way, I was sent to the country&#39;s two Jiujia. I arrived in the village, the village is not called a dog, and chicken is not slapstick, and crops have also confiscated into the village is also the only one old wells to dry up. Grow up, I returned to the city when I drive simply have not seen the red light on the way are all green. Quiet life is too boring, so I enrolled in the challenge to host. Until I met just after the presentations and the conscious, life is full of confidence again. Ma Dong also no longer Naozhe to lose weight. You say, how people like us is it so difficult to be understood? (Having come up with a bag over the head cover A) Friends, goodbye! 2, succeeded successfully, and I all smiles, holding my left hand, right hand to Ma Dong Lei Zhu flag pull. 1234, I spent four bar, 1234, I took four to Lei Zhu. Court is to rely on my performance, under field depends on everyone&#39;s feeling. 3, my mother is my wife, my father, my brother, I have never been so called. 4, (Watson to lift the mother&#39;s tension, teasing her) look at the lens, 60 seconds, go! 7, 2005 7 (17 February) 1, Watson: Hello, niche Watson, nicknamed the bath house. Qing Yuan: Hello, courtesy of the young girl! Watson: Oh, then not live! 2, Qing Yuan: The last time your girl, not yet asked my love letter to you it? Watson: That&#39;s impossible! You give me love letter is, Folk and that knife you that I am pickled. You are the drum pants, I will be the belt. We also have our science students and science students of the poem ah, &quot;I is zero, you are all real numbers. We multiply I, we add is you!&quot; 3, when the sun rose, we know to go to work, when the sun went down, if not work, we will be with the boss: the boss, this was processed Qiana! 4, Watson: Ma Dong, I would like to ask you a question, you are liberal arts or science students? Ma Dong: I are engineers! Watson: Yeah, ouch, you really ... ... so occasionally it! 5, this is my standing challenge to host the 7th stage, and connected the two before the system Lei Zhu This is the first 7 times. So for me the number 7 has very important meaning, we should not know, my birthday is 1982 July 7, I was born 7:00. I am 7 years old in primary school when I got my life the first prize is a primary school essay prize is a pencil box. In my 17 years old, I got a speech contest winner, prize it is a Walkman. Now, although not to the 27-year-old, but I think such an important figure in this championship I&#39;ll put down. But 17 was 727 14, Oh ~ ~ do not bother the 7 March 21, if we are willing to let me stop **** 49 of Lei Zhu, then I thank you for it! 8, 2005 8 (24 February) 1, viewers, Hello everybody, welcome to today&#39;s &quot;Half the Sky.&quot; There was an old man said that such a passage: a man half woman, a woman of all it is man, this woman is water, mud men, and one that what is it? Not cement, black sesame paste! This also shows that the relationship between men and women really helpless and chaotic. Well, today we will talk together men and women different. First, choose a man sweat, tears, women choose. Men chose sweat too expensive because of bleeding, anemia will flow more, and tears is too low, will be ridiculed: a Man child was not so. The woman tears it, it is much easier, and wronged, frustration, romance, is that this woman&#39;s tears come and you are able to prevent blocking. Second, the man chosen vehicle, a woman choose a house. This car is watching the flow of goods, is also a symbol of identity and status of men, while it is also the first choice for men to attract women props. The house it is a static view products, in most cases, the women spent time in the house much more than men. Why? Because she was in the room, pondering men. As the saying goes: behind a successful man there is a strong woman behind a successful woman must have a man to blame. Style 10 million kinds, Macho. Our next good-bye! 2, Ma East: bike insurance you are selling it? Watson: I sold everything! :) 3 Why are you angry, you know, because you did not buy my car insurance ah! I have car insurance you buy which is also used be angry, using his own car to play paddle, I&#39;m fine I **** all ~ ~ 4, Watson: This body is the capital of the revolution, you think, you with no body, and use now to drive ah. Besides, you should&#39;ve been to the hospital it bought drugs, but also remember that the long bill, please, remember that day, the number of text you? ! But if if you have the words of our medical insurance, medicine, whatever you buy, what your pick of Zan what to buy, and Zan have to buy two bottles, ate a bottle down a bottle ~ ~ Ma East: that to you if the drug you can buy health insurance the extent of how much money you take me? Watson: No you! Guess how much I charge you? : P Ma East: It should not be higher than a car insurance, right? Watson: It is cheaper than the half of it! We buy health insurance also take give you a car insurance Na! 5, every time I come, I make the failure to prepare, but I lost? No! Every time I came I had to make preparations for Lei Zhu flag to others, but some carry away Lei Zhu flag it? No! I lost every time after doing the preparations for a good cry, but you&#39;ve seen my tears, or do not! Having said that you may think I am proud of it? I tell you - absolutely not! 6, MA East: We make a prediction, if you fail today, you will go after and the first person to see you say something? Watson: (sigh of relief it) laugh ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ peace and quiet from the world! 7, Ma East: You have asked him to talk, we assume that he&#39;ll succeed when Lei Zhu, do you come to him talk about the experience of Lei Zhu. Watson: do Leizhu experience, first you have to remember that the narrow staircase, be careful when going down stairs, I almost fell off three times! Lei Zhu and do it really tired! Ma Dong: &quot;tired&quot; Lord Well, you&#39;re not tired, who is tired! :) Watson: So you have to train well in a very good psychological quality! 9, No. 9, 2005 (March 3) 1, saying the Tigers stepped on your foot, that funeral ~ ~ ~ Let&#39;s hear how do I get off decomposition. 2, I tell you, do not go too far, that Gou Ji had also bite it! 3, Hello, rabies, please press 1, veterinary, press 2. 4, hostess Well, this is good hostess Why, you ask Shao this just a teacher! :) 10, 2005 10 (10 March) 1, (see the beginning of the Challenger and Lei Zhu) Ma Jie: bad hair, I like! Watson: I would say that your height is eight feet, waist circumference is also eight feet of Watson ah ~ ~! 2, then one afternoon in a roadside encounter a 20-year-old young man, he squatted on the roadside with drooping heads, before writing a line Fen Bizi: &quot;too hungry, jobless, did not eat for several days , well-meaning people to the food that eat. &quot;I think smart people should know it, this is another money making use of good human compassion liar. I was frowned, suddenly Upper Center account, and I stealing a bell of potential lightning speed rushed next to a small restaurant, bought a five to lead the way in Shandong great bread, a total of two half kilogram. Then I ran out in front of him and said to him: &quot;Brother, suffering, and years, I have some bread that you eat it hot quickly.&quot; Crossing the road next to a few he kept the old aunt is also echoed: &quot;Oh, How wonderful to see this young heart! young man, and quickly eat it, eat rice have kept on looking for job! &quot; Finally we encourage the same, he had to start eating. I just saw him eat the first time, is relatively smooth. The second time was a little jerky. The third time, every one is very painful. Comrades and friends, the most exciting time to come, as he began to eat a fourth of the. Saw him one, two, three ... ... wow crash, he and ground to a close contact. Then with a trembling hand the four phrases: &quot;I come to ****, I did not lie to you, jin great bread, almost I soon died.&quot; See the poem I have fired off letters, call him six characters: &quot; challenges everywhere! &quot; 3, then I would imitate the posture of a few singers to sing it. (Bath, body language is classic!) First of all, first it is a Parkinson&#39;s type of singer: tell the truth, I have a home ~ ~ The second is the type of singer serving: individuals Bing Gege to death last year, you soldiers to post ~ ~ ~ President, Let your food was. The third type of singer it is Finger Guessing Game: Star bright ~ ~ ~ The fourth is the clown of the playing: the Northeast are beautiful will our people that ga ~ ~ Fourth five most exaggerated, are extremely painful type: You soon come back! I can not afford one ~ ~ 4, ... ... I am the person suffering from severe insomnia since childhood, I played two years of age slept no play now, I can master the 24-hour waiting service. ... ... To talk about child care than he could me, I used to have to teach too many good boy, I went to the first, children admitted to their home in Tianjin University, the second entering the University of Oxford, the first three were admitted to the &quot;Trailing the University&quot;, &quot;Trailing the University&quot; You may not know their slogan is: After a rubber band out, make a slingshot to attack others sub-glass. ... ... We say something real, than doing housework well ah. I wipe the floor, you do not have to buy a mirror at home, I wipe the table, it flies off had to do the splits up! ... ... This is not the Chinese do not eat, I is the top one Chinese cooking, I make rice, you eat it after the bowls do not have to wash dishes, ensure that you have to lick from a clean ... ... We are health food, power is not only long-flesh! ... ... You see of me, I was swords and spears, axes, forks hook the sway of my swordsmen ah, I have to go to your home as a caregiver, within a hundred miles radius of the absolute can not have thieves, robbers appeared two days Juwei you will have to get a piece of a large plaque - called &quot;A World Without Thieves&quot;! ... ... My body conical form, poetry, Chuiladanchang everything that&#39;s unique skills Son, you want your meals each day, I blow you to sing a section of a missile over the U.S. ah ~ ~ it. Spring Festival Party You do not have to see, I play every day to your New Year party. (Ma Dong: I often ask my friend Zhang Shao arrived two people inside our house drink, but even to a accompaniment, we have a woman Yeah, you say you sit down next to the two of us drink it? ) Watson: Actually, you do not think I look very delicate it? (Please note Please note that bath of orchid fingers) ... ... You listen to me a poem ah, you want me to work out, you rest assured; You put me at home, you worry; you to chat with you to go an &#39;suck me; you are looking at I heart you were. (Ma Dong: So, you can be my nanny do?!) Watson: Can ah, for the challenges everywhere! 5 Speaking of which Watson Lin Jia Yeah, in the past that he is a power on shaking, but since when has this Leizhu after that, it is not sore back, back hurt, and legs do not cramp up ~ ~ Oh, the back also then insert a large flag. Yes, now Yes, my friends really comfortable, I keep 10 one breath, not strenuous ~ ~! Thank you:) 6, to be honest before I came out today, my heart is only one word child - cool, this game will definitely be cool! But today I want to complain about a person - is the Ding Dong teacher. Today, I was also a fever, you do not care to me. Lei Zhu is very sad, very serious consequences! (Ma East: Watson Lin Jia, no more entertainment with these people who generally care about juan, you take the ring on it.) Well, we see next week ~ ~! 11, 2005 11 (17 March) 1 Ma East: Watson, to be honest I saw you in the ring watching the ninth, I have a little bit ... ... (Watson himself over by the words) - Shenmeipilao! 2, Hua Wang: Your name precedes you, today was finally able to meet, Nice to meet you! Watson: Honestly, your singing is awesome. But I sing better than that! :) 3, ladies and gentlemen, Hello, everybody! Welcome to the bath house brought to you by creating wealth. We each program it will start to tell you a few ideas to get rich, it brought to everyone today, this rich line of business is to sell beans. If the beans to sell well, then you will directly be rich. If the beans are no longer marketable, then there are three kinds of situation can be dealt with: First, the beans soak into watercress children, selling watercress children; watercress are no longer marketable if so, then it is tantamount to selling salted fermented soybean; if the bean is also no longer marketable on, we add water, soy sauce fermentation can also be sold. Second, the beans tofu, if you do not care to do hard, Nazan will sell tofu; rare if not carefully done, and let&#39;s Mai Doufu flowers; if too thin, and will simply sell milk; if This tofu is also no longer marketable, then, let&#39;s put it a few days, changing stinky tofu; If the tofu is also no longer marketable, then let it rot hairy completely on, we sell fermented bean curd. The third case, that is, let beans sprout on, we sell bean sprouts; If the sprouts are no longer marketable, then another long days on, we switch to selling approach has been adopted, this thing is now fashionable. In fact, life is not short of wealth, only to discover the wealth of the lack of eyes. If you have any good ideas for getting rich, then it would get the program together with us to share it. Well, today&#39;s show on here, and beans to the eternal Tao, creating wealth! Next time then Road ~ ~ Thank you! 4, my friends, the name of a movie last year called &quot;20, 30, 40,&quot; I do not know do not read. If I have to say that this two-year-old girl to introduce the object, she would ask: &quot;He is handsome it?&quot; If we are to introduce the three-year-old woman, the object, she will ask: &quot;His career at all? &quot;If a 4-year-old woman describes the object, she will ask:&quot; Where is he then? &quot;Thank you! 5, ... ... the king of China, that I would not quite approval. Liquor strong heroic one ah, you think, if not those three bowl of liquor under Jingyang Gang, how can that Wu Song tigers ah! ... ... This is not right, he really knows who drink moderate, and the time to send a friend can not go without wine, there is such a song to sing: a friend you really had to go, did this wine! ... ... Bai Doujiu hundred poems, you can not forget, no wine, but where&#39;s the Shixian Li Bai ah! ... ... (Wang Hua: Well, then I ask you, Watson Do you drink?) Watson: A little. (Wang China: Why do not you write it out of the hundred poems?) Watson: Because drinking too little! ... ... A little ... ... you guess! ... ... Day 22! ... ... Drinking it, will you, think about how many bags of rice wine Nang all day dream life, and his commonplace life, the last depressed and finally ... ... the body drink drinking bad bad stomach, drink couples back to back ah! ... ... 6, to now, this program was about to come to an end. The road in my life then, the addition of a comma, and I hope I leave you with today&#39;s performance is a exclamation point! After waiting for you back then, a series of ellipses ... ... the attribution of this Leizhu I would like to have your mind is not a question mark? So pick up your keys in the hands of device, give me a sign that - (bath than a sign of victory). Thank you! 12, 2005, 12 (March 24) 1, &quot;foreign words West&quot; I do have a friend of mine recently to China, just beginning to learn Chinese, Cheng Si also would a 89 100 word children right, the result one day he actually told me that he one of the four classic &quot;West Travels, &quot;read, and also Feng Renjiu talk with people, book review, he says: The story of a Chinese monk traveling through the West, which in essence is an adventure. He rode a white horse, with a servant called Drifting. To pass the lonely journey, what he also brought a pet monkey and a pet pig road. Along the way they passed a lot of river Okawa, also turned over a lot of high ranges, subject to a lot of shock. It is said the monk with the monkeys Yeah great skills along the way clear for the monk a lot of obstacles. It seems that little pet pig role, but as a tool for Bale travel boredom. What is the use that the servants would not, all lug a broken luggage, listening manipulated. My foreign friends watched &quot;Journey to the West&quot; the greatest feeling is: Chinese people a thousand years ago, the pet pig likes it! Thank you! 2, &quot;mutual praise nor criticize&quot; Crown described the United States: I want to start talking about details, saying the crown of the eyebrows right, there is a song that praises the brow the crown: (singing) your eyebrows are thin and long, ah, if that tree bends the moon. ... ... Besides her eyes, her eyes big ah, big and to what extent, contact lenses are not on the band, put on could not stay, fall. ... ... Say that God made man the process had five, and you have 50! ... ... Some people intercede conquest, casino frustrated. If Bill Gates is today, presumably to see you, he will become a pauper late at night ... ... Described the crown of the inner beauty: that she&#39;s good, and I would like to quote a famous phrase Zhang Shaogang teachers: a blank! ... ... Kind may have gaps in it! ... ... That the characteristics of the crown would not have said, first of all she is beautiful, then I have listened to her first two links, I really find her a lot of talent, I believe that if she continued to stand on this stage , then we will have more talent to be seen ... ... Described the ugly crown: how do you say, the crown on the modern man is hardly a beauty, but on the Yuanmou Man era, the number one big beauty! ... ... I have a few days before it went to an abstract of the exhibition, I took a fancy to a picture, wow, I really like it, very abstract, a painting, then I say buy it, the result of staff said: No This is the crown of the photo. Do not sell! ... ... The crown of your beautiful! I&#39;m especially close look at, ah, like Stefanie Sun, a distance, especially when it as Su Hsiao, because the face is very long. Not nearly far short, is a female version of Li Yong ... ... (Ma Dong said: This is not to say people ugly, people say that a person so ugly people say: that Watson ugly to the view Like Zhang Shaogang, a distance, like Doraemon.) 3, the audience and friends, at this moment, I hope to vote for her ~ ~ ~ because I was too tired to really take a rest. Thank you for a long time for my love for you, I can at this stage station for so long. Is you, I feel the stage as a presenter should be felt by all. I&#39;m just a school computer, so my host is a dream. However, your applause, cheering, criticizing the sound of my dream fulfilled. Here, let me give you a deep bow on the Yi Gong!
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