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Theme: "Watson Quotations" - Revised!
1, 2004, 21 (June 1)

1, dear viewers, I want to die you have it!
2, my dream is to build a digital world's biggest male bath, the name of the
called Lin Jia -
Bath.
3, Zhang Shaogang: One, in the performance, you are not more or less have some
experience in front of the camera, with you
In the past?
Watson: I am a computer, I have experience in the face of the display.
4, I was born into a engineering student, said how painful idiom ah ... ...

2, 2004, 50 (Dec. 23)

1, Hello everybody, I'm romantic suave, handsome, into the land God
almighty, who sent nickname Beautiful queen
Little Dragon - (the other three in unison: Watson Lin Jia!) Commander to the dregs!
2, Zhang Shaogang: Watson, you are in college bar, senior, right? You like your girls a
lot of schools do
?
Watson (very innocent look): Actually, I do not know, I really do not know.
Zhang Shaogang: installed, right?
Watson: I really do not have installed, in fact, my heart ... ... ... ... ... ... only challenge
host!
3, connected to the text book. Words before and after New Year's Day,
CCTV, it is 800 square meters studio head ah.
That high fat skinny short of even the kind o f thing in there, children on a word -
beautiful! Look at the audience sitting Central
Two, young men are present show brow romantic suave, woman is Chunhongchibai
Zhuyuanyurun. People with you now
Put it, that is a full Na! Yuehua Jian stir the audience, Woo la la la had no friends, how
back
Do decide? Looked back on this stage to a post troops kill this mighty tall, thin spirit
of the Na.
It starts with a young look, eight feet tall, waist circumference is eight feet, (replaced
by narration and Hing Wah Street West High feet: Why,
Does not that side? ! ), Like rice feeds a hundred different people, and the triangle
have it, stupid! Who is it that this,
Dark table book, is none other than the 1st - Watson Lin Jia. Ghosts are so-called dark
meet, behead
Event does not tremble. Face long down three thousand feet, he suspected that Li
Yong challenge! For more information on how this kid funerals,
Let's hear the old lady next time decomposition ~ ~!
4, to challenge the host before I do, my total body president some red pimple.
However, since the met
Ma Dong, I have little red pimple who have disappeared. I could not help but to
secretly look at my
In skin Oh, look here, look here, look here ~ ~

3, No. 3, 2005 (January 20)

1, ladies and gentlemen, we meet again!
2, "Introduction - Public Toilet"
Toilets, toilets, a few meters square, that secret place, that the quiet downtown of the
downtown. But often
Can not do for that. Now, however, all this is no longer a problem, you can rest
assured rest assured water to eat
Banana plus honey garlic. Breadth of the world has witnessed a thief's
efforts to build a comprehensive group
Three-dimensional satellite navigation system has a toilet search engine, full-called
savory smell of the toilet Collection full version.
As long as there is, no matter you're in the car at the Link River, still
hovering at the crossroads; do not bother you to drink
Materials drinking too much, or whether viruses your digestive syste m. Just enter
your location, development
Now you are in front of large and small toilet within five kilometers radius of the
location and the internal structure of the map.
In short you want to know, you do not want to know, you need to know, you do not
know, these
All have!
Why wait, order it quickly called the global free order hotline at 800 800 ... ... 800. If
you
If ordered now, it will be sent our horses extra bath autographed a picture of winter,
remember,
A "bath according to" ~ ~ Oh!

4, No. 4, 2005 (January 27)

1, it is a question of your race, it is none of my business!
2, Ma Dong: You have encountered unprecedented challenges, and now no dry ah
Khan. I leave you close to me
I have seen you around a bit you have to uncontrollable feeling.
Watson: Actually, okay, I was able to settle down Taiwan. Believe me, nothing wrong
~!

5, No. 5, 2005 (February 3)
1, I put things, do you mind!
2, how do you not laugh ah ~ ~!
3, in fact I am here by the CCTV cameras to say that I have never said to my mother
Words: Mom, I love you! You are the world's most beautiful woman!
However, we return cooked cooked
You want to grab my snacks to eat, I still will turn against Oh! I especially like the
2nd of these words: long face
Is not confined to challenge ~ ~ everywhere!
4, Ma East: Why not say a few words what your dad? Watson: Because my dad than I
am handsome!
(I call him big brother!)
?
6, No. 6, 2005 (February 10)

1, "Confessions of ugly people"

When I was born, everyone in the hospital crying in the toilet inside, from a president
from a pumping
Mouth son, only we'd take me to the love of money that worry business.
Motherhood is great, she did not hold anything against me,
Brought up to me. But she was wearing in my face pictures of a skull to relieve her
elderly
Psychological pressure. The third grade when the class is curious what the most
important time
Our class has a student nicknamed "Li bold", he said I do not
pay attention a snipped off my mask on.
Since then, Lee boldly students suffering from a strange disease, looking trance, eyes
dull, not to speak
That the only say: "ugly, ugly Need!

Mom is no way, I was sent to the country's two Jiujia. I arrived in the
village, the village
Is not called a dog, and chicken is not slapstick, and crops also confiscated into the
village is also the only one old well
To dry up. Grow up, I went back to the city, I drive when they did not seen the red
light,
All the way green. Quiet life is too boring, so I enrolled in the challenge to host.
Until I met just after the presentations and the conscious, life is full of confidence
again. Ma Dong also no longer
Naozhe to lose weight. You say, how people like us is it so difficult to be understood?
(Having come up with a bag over the head cover A)
Friends, goodbye!
2, succeeded successfully, and I all smiles, holding my left hand, right hand to Ma
Dong Lei Zhu flag pull.
1234, I spent four bar, 1234, I took four to Lei Zhu. Court is to rely on
My performance under field depends on everyone's feeling.
3, my mother is my wife, my father, my brother, I have never been so called.
4, (Watson to lift the mother's tension, teasing her) look at the lens, 60
seconds, go!

7, 2005 7 (17 February)

1, Watson: Hello, niche Watson, nicknamed the bath house.
Qing Yuan: Hello, courtesy of the young girl!
Watson: Oh, then not live!
2, Qing Yuan: The last time your girl, not yet asked my love letter to you it?
Watson: That's impossible! You give me love letter is, Folk and that knife
you that I am pickled.
You are the drum pants, I will be the belt. We also have our science students and
science students of the poem ah, "I is zero,
You are all real numbers. We multiply I, we add you! "
3, when the sun rose, we know to go to work, when the sun went down, if not
Work, we will be with the boss: the boss, this was processed Qiana!
4, Watson: Ma Dong, I would like to ask you a question, you are liberal arts or science
students?
Ma Dong: I are engineers!
Watson: Yeah, ouch, you really ... ... so occasionally it!
5, this is my standing challenge to host the 7th stage, and even the two before Leizhu
system is
7 times. So for me the number 7 has very important meaning, we should not know,
My birthday is 1982 July 7, I was born 7:00. I am 7 years old in primary school when
I got the first prize in my life, is a primary composition of the award, is a pencil box.
In my 17 years old, I got a speech contest winner, prize it is a Walkman.
Now, although not to the 27-year-old, but I think such an important figure, this crown
I'll put down the military. But 17 was 727 14, Oh ~ ~ do not bother the 7
March 21, and
If we are willing to let me stand 774 十九 period Lei Zhu, then I thank you for it!

8, 2005 8 (24 February)

1, viewers, Hello everybody, welcome to today's "Half the
Sky."
There was an old man said that such a passage: a man half woman, woman
All it is man, this woman is water, mud men, and in one it is it? Not cement,
Black sesame paste! This also shows that the relationship between men and women
really helpless and chaotic.
Well, today we will talk together men and women different.
First, choose a man sweat, tears, women choose. Men chose sweat because
Bloody expensive, more will flow anemia, and tears is too low, would be laughed: too
enough
Menfolk had children.
The woman tears it, it is much easier, and wronged, frustration, romance, is that this
woman's tears
Come and, you are able to prevent blocking.
Second, the man chosen vehicle, a woman choose a house. This car is watching the
flow of goods, but also
Man identity and status symbol, it is also the first choice props men to attract women.
The house it,
Ornamental products is still in most cases, women stay in the house a lot more time
than men.
Why? Because she was in the room, pondering men.
As the saying goes: A successful man there is a strong woman behind a successful
woman
There must be a behind the man to blame. Style 10 million kinds, Macho.
Our next good-bye!

2, Ma East: bike insurance you are selling it? Watson: I sold everything! :)

3 Why are you angry, you know, because you did not buy my car insurance ah! I have
car insurance you buy
Which also used be angry, using his own car to play paddle, I'm fine I have
his signature ~ ~

4, Watson: This body is the capital of the revolution, you think, you with no body, and
use now to
Car ah. Besides, you should've been to the hospital it bought drugs, but
also remember that the long bill, please,
Remember the day the number of text you? ! But if if you have our health insurance,
then
Drugs, you talk to buy, what your pick of Zan what to buy, and Zan have to buy two
bottles, a bottle down to eat a bottle ~ ~
Ma East: that to you if the drug you can buy health insurance the extent of how much
money you take me?
Watson: No you! Guess how much I charge you? : P
Ma East: It should not be higher than a car insurance, right?
Watson: It is cheaper than the half of it! We buy health insurance also take give you a
car insurance Na!

5, every time I come, I make the failure to prepare, but I lost? No!
Every time I came I had to make preparations for Lei Zhu flag to others, but some
carry away
Lei Zhu Qi it? No!
I lost every time after doing the preparations for a good cry, but you've
seen my tears you,
Or not!
Having said that you may think I am proud of it? I tell you - absolutely not!

6, MA East: We make a prediction, if you fail today, you will go after and the first
See what you say?
Watson: (sigh of relief it) laugh ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ peace and quiet from the world!

7, Ma East: You have asked him to talk, we assume that he'll succeed when
Lei Zhu, you come to him talk about
Do Leizhu experience.
Watson: do Leizhu experience, first you have to remember that the narrow stairs,
down the stairs when
Be careful, I almost fell off three times! Lei Zhu and do it really tired!
Ma Dong: "tired" Lord Well, you're not tired, who is
tired! :)
Watson: So you have to train well in a very good psychological quality!

9, No. 9, 2005 (March 3)

1, saying the Tigers stepped on your foot, that funeral ~ ~ ~ Let's hear how
do I get off decomposition.
2, I tell you, do not go too far, that Gou Ji had also bite it!
3, Hello, rabies, please press 1, veterinary, press 2.
4, hostess Well, this is good hostess Why, you ask Shao this just a teacher! :)

10, 2005 10 (10 March)

1, (see the beginning of the Challenger and Lei Zhu) Ma Jie: bad hair, I like!
Watson: I would say that your height is eight feet, waist circumference is also eight
feet of Watson ah ~ ~!

2, then one afternoon in a roadside encounter a 20-year-old young man, his drooping
head and squatted on the roadside
, Before writing a line Fen Bizi: "too hungry, can not find work for several
days without food, and good-hearted people
To the food that eat. "I think smart people should know it, this is another
advantage of human compassion, kindness
Money making in the crook.
I was frowned, suddenly Upper Center account, and I stealing a bell lightning speed
rushed next trend
A small restaurant, bought a five to lead the way in Shandong great bread, a total of
two half kilogram. Then I went to him
Out in front of him, said: "brother, suffering, and years, I have some bread
that you quickly hot
Eat it. "Next to the number of crossings he kept the old aunt also
echoed:" Oh, look at this young heart
How wonderful! Young man, and quickly eat it, eat rice have kept on looking for job!
"
Finally we encourage the same, he had to start eating. I just saw him eat the first time
Is quite smooth. The second time was a little jerky. The third time, each of his
Mouth are very painful.
Comrades and friends, the most exciting time to come, as he began to eat a fourth of
the. Saw
He 1, 2, 3 ... ... wow crash, he and ground to a close contact. Then
With a trembling hand the four phrases: "I come to setup, and I did not lie
to you, jin great bread, almost
I soon died. "I also fired off letters to see this poem, call him six
characters:" The challenge is everywhere! "

3, then I would imitate the posture of a few singers to sing it. (Bath, body language is
classic!)
First of all, first it is a Parkinson's type of singer: tell the truth, I have a
home ~ ~
The second is the type of singer serving: individuals Bing Gege to death last year, you
soldiers to post ~ ~ ~ President,
Let your dishes up.
The third type of singer it is Finger Guessing Game: Star bright ~ ~ ~
The fourth is the clown of the playing: the Northeast are beautiful will our people that
ga ~ ~
Fourth five most exaggerated, are extremely painful type: You soon come back! I can
not afford one ~ ~

4, ... ... I am the person suffering from severe insomnia since childhood, I played two
years of age to play now no slept,
I can designate a 24-hour service master. ... ... To talk about child care than he could
me, I had been
Had been taught a lot of good child, I went to the first, the child gets into their home
Tianjin University,
Second examination into the University of Oxford, a third were admitted to the
"Trailing         the     University",     "Trailing       the
University" You have
May not know that their slogan is: After a rubber band out, make a sling glass
sub-dozen others.
... ... We say something real, than doing housework well ah. I wipe the floor, you do
not have home
Buy a mirror, I wiped the table, then flies off had to do the splits up! ... ... This is not
the Chinese people do not love
Food, Chinese cooking is my top one, I make rice, you eat this dish after
?
Child bowl do not have to wash, guarantee that you have to lick from a clean healthy
food ... ... we are only a long power
No flesh! ... ... You see of me, I was swords and spears, axes, forks hook the sway of
my swordsmen, ah,
I want to do your home nanny, within a hundred miles radius of the absolute can not
have thieves, robbers appeared, over two
Days neighborhood have to get a piece of a large plaque to you - called "A
World Without Thieves"! Taiwan ... ... my body shape table
Poetry, Chuiladanchang everything that's unique skills Son, you want your
meals each day, when
I'll sing a bomb blowing a period of more than U.S. ah ~ ~ it. Spring
Festival Party You do not have to see, I day
Days you play Spring Festival Gala. (Ma Dong: I often ask my friends first came to
our house which Zhang Shao
Two people drink, but even to a accompaniment, we have a woman Yeah, you say
you're sitting
Next to the two of us drink forever? ) Watson: Actually, you do not think I look very
delicate it?
(Please note Please note that bath of orchid fingers) ... ... You listen to me a poem ah,
you want me to go out
Work, you rest assured; You put me at home, you worry; you to chat with me You go
an 'suck;
You looked at me and you were heart. (Ma Dong: So, you can be my nanny do?!)
Watson: Can ah, because the challenges everywhere!

5 Speaking of which Watson Lin Jia Yeah, in the past that he is a power on shaking,
but since when has this Lei Zhu
After that, the back does not ache, back hurt, and legs do not cramp up ~ ~ Oh, the
back also insert a
Big flag it. Yes, now Yes, my friends really comfortable, keep my breath 10,
Not strenuous ~ ~! Thank you:)

6, to be honest before I came out today, my heart is only one word child - cool, game
Definitely cool! But today I want to complain about a person - is the Ding Dong
teacher. Today I also fever,
You do not care to me. Lei Zhu is very sad, very serious consequences! (Ma East:
Watson Lin Jia,
Never again with these entertainment juan and the general care about, you take the
ring on it. )
Well, we see next week ~ ~!
?
?
11, 2005 11 (17 March)

1 Ma East: Watson, to be honest I saw you in the ring watching the ninth, I
A little ... ... (Watson himself over by the words) - Shenmeipilao!

2, Hua Wang: Your name precedes you, today was finally able to meet, Nice to meet
you!
Watson: Honestly, your singing is awesome. But I sing better than that! :)

3, ladies and gentlemen, Hello, everybody! Welcome to the bath house brought to you
by creating wealth.
We each program it will start to tell you a few ideas to get rich, then give you today
Bring rich line of business is to sell the beans. If the beans to sell well, then you
directly
Rich. If the beans are no longer marketable, then there are three kinds of situation can
be dealt with:
First, the beans soak into watercress children, selling watercress children; if
watercress are no longer marketable, then re-
Tantamount to sell it marinated lobster sauce; if the bean is also no longer marketable
on, we add water, soy sauce fermentation can also be sold.
Second, the beans tofu, if you do not care to do hard, Nazan will sell tofu;
If you do not care so thin, and let's Mai Doufu flowers; if too thin, and will
simply sell milk;
If the tofu is also no longer marketable, then, let's put it a few days,
changing stinky tofu; if foul
Tofu is also no longer marketable, then let it rot hairy completely on, we sell
fermented bean curd.
The third case, that is, let beans sprout on, we sell bean sprouts; If the sprouts are no
longer marketable, then
Then long days on, we switch to selling sugar pea, this thing is now fashionable.
In fact, life is not short of wealth, only to discover the wealth of the lack of eyes. If
you have any
Good fortune of ideas, then it got the program together with us to share it.
Well, today's show on here, and beans to the eternal Tao, creating wealth!
Next time then
The Road ~ ~ Thank you!

4, my friends, the name of a movie last year called "20, 30, 40,"
not
Know if you read no. If I have to say that this two-year-old girl to introduce
Object, she will ask: "He is handsome?" If a three-year-old
woman if the
Describes the object, she would ask: "He distinguished career
it?" If a 4-year-old woman referred
Shao object, she will ask: "Where is he then?" Thank you!

5, ... ... the king of China, that I would not quite approval. Liquor strong heroic one ah,
you think,
If not those three bowl of liquor under Jingyang Gang, how can that Wu Song tigers
ah! ... ... This is not
Yes, he really knows who drink moderate, and sent a friend is not the time to go
No wine, there is such a song to sing: a friend you really had to go, did the cup
Wine! ... ... Bai Doujiu hundred poems, you can not forget, no wine, but
where's the
?
A Shixian Li Bai ah! ... ... (Wang Hua: Well, then I ask you, Watson you drink?
?
) Watson: A little. (Wang China: Why do not you write it out this poem 100?)
Watson: Because drinking too little! ... ... A little ... ... you guess! ... ... Day 22!
... ... Drinking it, will you, think about how many bags of rice wine Nang all day live
in dreams, life
Commonplace, the last depressed and finally ... ... the body drink drinking bad bad
stomach, drunk couple is back
Back ah! ... ...

6, to now, this program was about to come to an end. The road in my life then,
The addition of a comma, and I hope I leave you with today's performance
is a exclamation point!
After waiting for you back then, a series of ellipses ... ... I think the attribution of this
Leizhu your brain
The sea is no longer a question mark? So pick up your keys in the hands of device,
give me a way
Symbol - (bath than a sign of victory). Thank you!

12, 2005, 12 (March 24)

1, "foreign words West"

I do have a friend of mine recently to China, has just started studying Chinese
Cheng Si also would a 89 100 word children right, the result one day he actually said
to me, he four
One of the famous "Journey to the West," read, and also Feng
Renjiu talk with people, book review, he is so
Said: The story told of a Chinese monk traveling through the West, which in essence
Is an adventure. He rode a white horse, with a servant called Drifting.
To pass the lonely journey, what he also brought a pet monkey and a pet pig road.
?
?
Along the way they passed a lot of river Okawa, also turned over a lot of high ranges,
by
A lot of shock. It is said the monk with the monkeys Yeah great skills along the way
for the monks
Cleared a lot of obstacles. It seems that little pet pig role, just as a brigade
Way to relieve boredom tools Bale. What is the use that the servants would not, all lug
a broken luggage
Listen manipulated. My foreign friends watched "Journey to the
West" the greatest feeling is: Chinese
A thousand years ago, the pet pig likes it! Thank you!

2, "mutual praise nor criticize"

Crown described the United States: I want to start talking about details, saying the
crown of the eyebrows right, there is a song on
Is the praise of the brow the crown: (singing) Your eyebrows are thin and long, ah, if
that tree bends the moon.
... ... Besides her eyes, her eyes big ah, big and to what extent, contact lenses with no
on
Put on could not stay, fall. ... ... Say that God made man the process had five, and you
have 50!
... ... Some people intercede conquest, casino frustrated. If Bill Gates must have now
to see you today,
He will become a pauper late at night ... ...
Described the crown of the inner beauty: that she's good, and I would like
to quote Zhang Shaogang teacher remarked:
Blank! ... ... Kind may have gaps in it! ... ... That the characteristics of the crown
would not have said, first of all
She is beautiful, the next thing I just heard her first two links, I really find her very
Much talent, I believe that if she continues to stand in this arena, then there will be
more talented
Is we see ... ...
Described the ugly crown: how do you say, the crown on the modern man is hardly a
beauty,
But on the Yuanmou Man era, the number one big beauty! ... ... I have a few days
before it went to a
?
?
Abstract of the exhibition, I took a fancy to a picture, wow, I really like it, very
abstract, a painting,
Then I said to buy it, the result of staff said: No, this is the crown of the photo. Do not
sell! ...
... Crown you beautiful! I'm especially close look at, ah, like Stefanie Sun,
a distance, especially as the Soviet Union when it
Little sister, because the face is very long. Not nearly far short, is a female version of
Li Yong ... ... (Ma Dong said
?
: This is not to say people ugly, people say that a person so ugly people say: that
Watson
Ugly, almost look like Zhang Shaogang, a distance, like Doraemon. )
3, the audience and friends, at this moment, I hope to vote for her because I was too ~
~~
Tired, and really take a rest. Thank you for a long time for my love for you that I
To stand in this arena for so long. Is you, I feel as a main
Be held on the stage the feeling of all. I'm just a school computer, but do
host
I have a dream. However, your applause, cheering, criticizing the sound of a round of
my
Dream. Here, let me give you a deep bow on the Yi Gong!

				
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