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Happy Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving! From M & E Associates of Miami, Inc. What will you find? Page 1 Thanksgiving Poems The Pilgrims In the year of 1620 on a cold Decembre day a hundred and two pilgrims sailed into Plymouth Bay. Still wary from their voyage still gacing winter's chill they kept their sights on freedom with courage, work, and will. Pilgrims did not stop to think of riches, fame, or glory while bravely playing starring roles Thankgiving “Gobbling Good Cupcakes” Thanksgiving Day Poems Page 2 Make your own “Perfect Roast Turkey” Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Recipe Gobbling-Good Cupcakes Recipe Ingredients: ⋆24 Frosted Cupcakes ⋆24 Nutter Butter Cookies ⋆2-3 Tablespoons of white frosting or decorator’s gel ⋆Mini chocolate chips ⋆Fruit leather, various flavors and colors toothpicks 1. To make each turkey, press the lower portion of a Nutter Butter cookie into a frosted cupcake for the bird's head. 2. Use tiny dabs of frosting to stick on mini-chocolate chip eyes and a red fruit leather wattle. 3. For each turkey's tail, use a butter knife to cut out a dozen feather shapes (about 3 inches long and 1 inch wide) from fruit leather. 4. Lay 6 of the feather shapes on a flat surface and place a wooden toothpick lengthwise atop each so that one end of the toothpick extends about an inch below the feather. Layer another fruit leather feather layer atop each of the 6 shapes, sandwiching the toothpicks between them. 5. Press the 2 layers together to make them stick, then fringe the edges of the feather with a butter knife. Now your child can stick the colored feathers into the cupcake behind the in our new nation's story by Bobbi Katz The Little Pilgrim Cranberries dripping down my chin Have stained my pilgrim suit. I ate too much Thanksgiving day But I don't give a hoot. I slurped a pile of dressing, Gobbled down a turkey thigh, Dribbled messy cranberries Devoured some pumpkin pie. Within me on this special day It's a thankful heart that beats. For all the things that I enjoy But mainly for the eats. Unknown Funny Bird A turkey is a funny bird, Its head goes wobble, wobble, All it knows is just one word, "Gobble, gobble, gobble." Author Unknown Source: www.thanksgiving-day.org ource cookie head. Source: www.disneyfamily.com ource Perfect Roast Turkey We brined our turkey for 24 hours, so leave plenty of time for this recipe. If you don't brine yours, skip steps 1 and 2. The U.S. Department of Agriculture recommends cooking the turkey until the thickest part of the thigh registers 180 degrees. For a moister bird, we cooked ours to 165 degrees; it will continue to cook outside the oven as it rests. Ingredients Serves 12 to 14. Directions 1. Put salt, sugar, onions, leeks, carrots, celery, bay leaves, thyme, parsley, peppercorns, and 10 cups water in a large stockpot. Bring to a boil, stirring until salt and sugar have dissolved. Remove from heat; let brine cool completely. Add turkey, breast first, to the brine. Cover; refrigerate 24 hours. Remove from brine; pat dry with paper towels. Let stand at room temperature 2 hours. Preheat oven to 425 degrees, with rack in lowest position. Stir together melted butter and wine in a medium bowl. Fold a very large piece of cheesecloth into quarters so that it is large enough to cover breast and halfway down sides of turkey. Immerse cloth in butter mixture; let soak. Place turkey, breast side up, on a rack set in a roasting pan. Fold wing tips under turkey. Sprinkle 1 teaspoon each salt and pepper inside turkey. Loosely fill body and neck cavities with stuffing. Tie legs together with kitchen twine. Fold neck flap under; secure with toothpicks. Rub turkey all over with softened butter; season with salt and pepper. Remove cheesecloth from butter mixture, squeezing gently into bowl. Reserve butter mixture for brushing. Lay cheesecloth over turkey. Place turkey, legs first, in oven. Roast 30 minutes. Brush cheesecloth and exposed turkey with butter mixture. Reduce temperature to 350 degrees. Roast, brushing every 30 minutes, 2 1/2 hours more; cover with foil if browning too quickly. If making gravy, add giblets and neck to pan 1 1/2 hours after reducing temperature; roast 30 minutes, and reserve. Discard cheesecloth; rotate pan. Baste turkey with pan juices. Roast, rotating pan halfway through, until skin is golden brown and an instant-read thermometer inserted into the thickest part of the thigh registers 180 degrees and stuffing reaches 165 degrees, about 1 hour. Transfer to a platter. Set pan with drippings aside for gravy. Let turkey stand at room temperature at least 30 minutes. Garnish, if desired. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 3 cups coarse salt, plus more for seasoning 5 cups sugar 2 medium onions, coarsely chopped 2 medium leeks, white and pale-green parts only, rinsed and coarsely chopped 2 carrots, peeled and coarsely chopped 2 celery stalks, coarsely chopped 2 dried bay leaves 3 sprigs fresh thyme 3 sprigs fresh flat-leaf parsley 2 teaspoons whole black peppercorns, plus freshly ground pepper 1 fresh whole turkey (18 to 20 pounds), rinsed and patted dry, giblets and neck reserved for gravy Gravy 1/2 cup unsalted butter (1 stick), melted, plus 1/4 cup unsalted butter, softened 1/2 cup dry white wine, such as Sauvignon Blanc Chestnut Stuffing Crab apples, fresh rosemary sprigs, and fresh sage, for garnish (optional) 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Source:

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