The Llama Song (To the tune of A S /Hava Nagila) Here is a llama, There is a llama, And another llama, Fuzzy llama, funny llama, Duck. Llama, cheesecake, llama, Tablet, brick, potato, llama, Llama, mushroom, llama Llama, llama, llama, llama, duck. (Hava Nagila) Is that how it’s told? Is it so old? Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob, ankle, cold. Now my song is getting thin, I’ve run out of luck, Time for me to retire, now, And become a duck. I was once a tree house, I lived in a cake, But, I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake. I was only 3 years dead, ‘Cause it told a tale, And now, listen, little child, to the safety rail. Did you ever see a llama, Kiss a llama on the llama? Llama’s llama tastes of llama. Llama, llama, duck. Half a llama, twice a llama, Not a llama, farmer, llama, Llama in a car, a llama, Llama, llama, duck.