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Hope you like our Christmas themed magazine.
You’ve probably noticed that our theme is Christmas and it will be jam packed with fun Christmas quizzes and jokes.
Top 3 girl presents for Christmas are:
ice cream maker
Perfume maker
Doggy pillows
Merry Christmas to everyone. There once was a man called Santa Who decided to drink some Fanta? He thought he was funny And ate some honey Now he makes toys For girls and boys That is a man called Santa. By Kiera, Bethany and Joseph.
What's the first thing elves learn in school? The "elf"-abet
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1 green apple 2 pears 2 kiwi fruits, peeled and thickly sliced Green grapes Anchor Extra Thick Real Dairy Cream 1 pomegranate fruit, seeds removed or glace cherries, chopped or sultanas Wooden kebab skewers
Festive fruit trees
175g caster sugar
175g unsalted butter, at room temperature 125g self-raising flour 50g cocoa powder
125g (4oz) self-raising flour 30g (1oz) cocoa 125g (4oz) soft dark brown sugar Half a 397g jar of caramel sauce or sweetened condensed milk 2 medium eggs 150g (5oz) butter, softened For the topping: Half a 397g jar of caramel sauce
200g bar plain chocolate, melted 84 brightly coloured sweets 12-hole muffin tray, lined with paper cases
You can go to a Christmas party as a:
Santa Miss Santa Claus Elf Reindeer Snowman An angel One of the three kings One of the shepherds
Mary Joseph
Who looks after Santa when he’s ill? The national ELF service!! Who gives presents and bites people? Santa jaws!! Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? Mince Spy’s!! Who never eats at Christmas? The turkey because it’s always stuffed!! What carol is heard in the dessert? Camel ye faithful!! What’s an ig? An Eskimo’s house without a loo!!