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EPISODE BRAINTEASER ANSWER Ep 00 by fjwuxn

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									EPISODE   BRAINTEASER    ANSWER
Ep 001       East       The Middle
             East          East
             East



Ep 002        W         Throw Up
              O
              R
              H
              T

Ep 003      STRAW        The Last
            STRAW         Straw
            STRAW
            STRAW
            STRAW
            STRAW
            STRAWf

Ep 004       Filthy     The Dirty
           Tarnished     Dozen
            Sullied
           Unwashed
             Dusty
             Soiled
              Foul
             Sooty
             Grimy
            Unclean
          Besmirched
           Smudged
Ep 005        0           3 Degrees
             Ph.D          below 0
             M.A
             B.Ed

              =
Ep 006   Drjoinmeink     Join me in a
                            drink




Ep 007    Wowolfol         Wolf in
                           sheep’s
                           clothing



Ep 008    Merepeat       Repeat after
                             me




Ep 009   Right = Right   Equal Rights




Ep 010      Sitting       Sitting on
          The World       top of the
                            world
Ep 011                                                Blank
                                                     Cheque




Ep 012                                               Half
                                                    Hearted




Ep 013                  nhappy                      Unhappy
                                                   without you




Ep 014   The United Kingdom eat more cans of          True
          baked beans than the whole world
                      combined



Ep 015   When a person dies, hearing is the last      True
                     sense to go




Ep 016                 Wheather                    Bad spell of
                                                    weather
Ep 017   In just about every species of mammal,      True
          the female lives longer than the male




Ep 018             You can’t have it               You can’t
                   ti evah t’nac uoy              have it both
                                                     ways



Ep 019                Tonkinesef                    Top Cat
                       Burmese
                        Siamese
                        Persian


Ep 020   Crushed cockroaches can be applied to       True
            stinging wounds to relieve pain




Ep 021                 13579 AZ                    Odds and
                                                     Ends




Ep 022               Pot oooooooo                  Potatoes
Ep 023             Aallll             All in one




Ep 024        No ways it ways        No two ways
                                       about it




Ep 025                R                 Syrup
                      Y
                      S



Ep 026        $0 all all all all     Free for all




Ep 027   jjjjjooooohhhhhnnnnnsssss   Long Johns




Ep 028           Momanon             Man in the
                                       moon
Ep 029    The odds of getting a hole in one in   False – The
         golf are estimated at about 1,000,000    odds are
                          to 1                   18,000 to 1



Ep 030   What two words, when combined hold       The post
                  the most letters?                office




Ep 031    The odds of getting a hole in one in    False –
         golf are estimated at about 1,000,000   18,000 to
                          to 1                      one



Ep 032   The first Harley Davidson motorcycle       True
          used a tomato can for a carburetor




Ep 033   On average, women can hear better          True
                     than men




Ep 034    Every three seconds a baby is born        True
Ep 035   If you unfolded your brain, it would       True
                cover an ironing board




Ep 036                O er t on                   Painless
                                                 operation




Ep 037               GR 12” AVE                 1 foot in the
                                                    grave




Ep 038   What does an island and the letter T    They are
                 have in common?                both in the
                                                 middle of
                                                  water


Ep 039                Faredce                    Red in the
                                                   face




Ep 040                  Long                       Long
                        Due                       overdue
  Ep 041                           A big fuss
               FUSS                  over
                nothing             nothing



  Ep 042        ISOCKT             Put a sock
                                      in it




  Ep 043      TRY STAND             Try to
                    2             understand




  Ep 044      X & mascara           Kiss and
                                    makeup




  Ep 045          L               Curl up with
                  R       BIBLE   a good book
                  U
                  C


  Ep 046 –
 050 (BTs
were made
    with
playdough)
Ep 051 Cups
Ep 052     How can you throw a ball as hard as       Throw the
         you can and have it come back to you,       ball in the
         even if it doesn’t hit anything, there is       air
          nothing attached to it and noone else
                   catches or throws it?

Ep 053    What does a cow, a baby and a shoe         A tongue!
                  have in common?




Ep 054                     Lov                        Endless
                                                       Love




Ep 055   What does a river, a person and a cave      A mouth!
                   have in common?




Ep 056                                               Round and
                                                      round in
                                                       circles
               ROUND               ROUND
 Ep 057              GI FT               Parting gift




 Ep 058                                  Holy water
                WAUER

 Ep 059               Notic              Short Notice




 Ep 060                                  Three wise



            ♂♂♂ 
                                            men


            Y          Y         Y

 Ep 061 –
065 Music
  videos
  Ep 066    When is four half of five?   When it is a
                                           Roman
                                          numeral –
                                           F(IV)E
 Ep 067      What is full of holes but can still hold   A sponge
                              water?




 Ep 068      What is so fragile that even saying its     Silence
                      name can break it?




 Ep 069       Imagine you are sinking in a row boat       Stop
             surrounded by sharks. How would you        imagining!
                      escape and survive?



 Ep 070          What kind of cheese is made              Edam
                         backwards?




 Ep 071 –
   075
Pictionary
  Ep 076                                                Filling in
                                                          time
Ep 077             CAR JACK TON                 Jack in the
                                                   box




Ep 078                                           Whats on
                        WHAT                     the box




Ep 079    A man is in a room and the door is     He would
         locked so he can’t get out. He has a   eat the date
          with him a piano, a calendar and a      from the
         bed. How does he eat, drink and get     calendar,
                          out?                   drink the
                                                spings from
                                                the bed and
                                                use the keys
                                                  from the
                                                  piano to
                                                  open the
                                                    door.
Ep 080   Whats the fastest way to double your     Fold it in
                       money?                        half
Ep 081        What sort of nut has 3 holes?           A coconut




Ep 082     What word can be associated with            Cheese
                   these 3 words –
                        Blue                         Blue Cheese
                        Cake                           Cheese
                       Cottage                           Cake
                                                       Cottage
                                                       Cheese
Ep 083    4 large people are standing under an          It isn’t
          umbrella and none of them get wet.           raining!
                   How is this possible?



Ep 084   If you rearrange the following letters in   The Sound
          these words, what popular movie title       of Music
                       do you get?
                  IF TUNES DO SO MUCH


Ep 085   You are busking in a mall and you make     $48.00
          $2 in 20 minutes. If four of you start
         busking and make the same amount of
           money in the same amount of time,
          how much money will you make in 2
                         hours?
Ep 086                Ch poorri                  Taking from
                                                 the rich and
                                                 giving to the
                                                     poor
  Ep 087                     ONCE                      Once upon a
                            4:30pm                        time




  Ep 088                      knee                     Neon lights
                           light light




  Ep 089       What word can be associated with           Hand
                       these 3 words:
                                                       Handmade
                             Made                       Handcuff
                             Cuff                      Left hand
                             Left


  Ep 090     If you rearrange these letters in these     William
               words, what famous writer can you       Shakespeare
                             spell?

                   I AM A WEAKISH SPELLER

MONDAY 9th                                              Head over
  JULY                                                   heels in
                                                          love
                             HEAD
                             HEELS
 TUESDAY               Reawithson                     Within
 10th JULY                                            reason




WEDNESDAY                    T                       Live it up
 11th JULY
                            LIVE



THURSDAY 12th       Often          More often than
    JULY                    Not          not
                    Often



  FRIDAY 13th    THOUGHTAN         An afterthought
     JULY




 MONDAY 16th       XQQME             Excuse me
    JULY




 TUESDAY 17th   STEP PETS PETS         One step
    JULY                             forward, two
                                   steps backwards
WEDNESDAY 18th     I right I    Right between
    JULY                           the eyes




THURSDAY 19th       SGEG        Scrambled egg
    JULY




  FRIDAY 20th         W           Waterfall
     JULY             A
                      T
                      E
                      T

  Ep 101 – 105                   Sir Edmund
 Kiwi Charades                      Hilary
                                Dame Kiri Te
                                   Kanawa
                                Jonah Lomu
                                Helen Clark
                                 Dan Carter
 MONDAY 30th     ttttttttt9.9        99.9
    JULY




 TUESDAY 31st    dddwestddd      West Indies
    JULY
WEDNESDAY 1st    you just me          Just between
  AUGUST                               you and me




THURSDAY 2nd         Eye E       I before E except
  AUGUST           See Except          after C




Ep 110          podpodpod                 Tripod




Ep 111           i      q                 High IQ
         Abcdefgh jklmnop rstuvwxyz




Ep 112                                   Turn the
                ELBAT                     tables

                ELBAT
Ep 113                                   Take a tip
                                          from me
                     H    A     P    P    I    N     E    S    S
Ep 114                                                                          Spread a
                                                                                  little
                                                                                happiness


         firefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefire
Ep 115                                                                          Line of fire




Ep 116   Brainteasers this week are clay sculptures                               Dolphin




Ep 117                                                                           Hammer




Ep 118                                                                            Garden
                                                                                  Gnome




Ep 119                                                                          Wizard Hat
Ep 120                                                     Prawn




Ep 121          What word is associated with                 Stop

                           Black                           Back stop
                           Short                          Short stop
                           Watch                          Stop watch




 Ep                       yyur                         Too wise you are,
                          yyub                         too wise you be, I
122                    Icuryy4me                        see you are too
                                                         wise for me.




 Ep   What word, when written in capital letters, is       NOON
       the same forwards, backwards and upside‐
123                     down?




 Ep                       TM                           What comes up
                                                       must come down
124                       AU
                          HS
                          WT


 Ep                11 was a race horse                   11 was a race
                       22 was 12                            horse
125                    11 11 race                       22 was one too
                        22 11 2                        11 won one race
                                                       22 won one too
 Ep   HAPPY             Feeling on top of
                           the world
126   WORLD




 Ep                       Flat battery
127




 Ep   JOANB               An inside job
128




 Ep                       Oliver Twist
129




 Ep   BILLED              ill in bed
130




 Ep         cut         A cut above the
      cut         cut         rest
131
 Ep   What word starts with an ‘e’ it ends with a ‘e’         envelope
             and only contains one letter?
132




 Ep                      Standing                         Misunderstanding
                    friend miss friend                    between friends
133




  Ep 134           What goes up and down but            The temperature
                         doesn’t move?




  Ep 135                  RASINGINGIN               Singing in the rain




  Ep 136




  Ep 137            When did rugby first start               1870
                             in NZ?

                              1945
                              1870
                              1906
                              1850
Ep 138   What was the name of the     The New Zealand
         very first NZ rugby team?        Natives

         The New Zealand Natives,
           The Originals, The All
           Blacks, The Warriors


Ep 139




Ep 140   What was the name of the       The Originals
          second NZ rugby team?

         New Zealand Maori, The
         Originals, The All Blacks,
               The Neemias


Ep 141




Ep 142       LAMOTHERW                Mother In Law




Ep 143
Ep 144                              Out on a limb




Ep 145




Ep 146




Ep 147    What has to be broken       An egg
          before it can be used? 




Ep 148




Ep 149
Ep 150    What has one horn and        MILK TRUCK! 




Ep 151     No sticky today




Ep 152           poFISHnd          Big fish in a little pond




Ep 153          You the past       Put the past behind you




Ep 154           Go it it it it           Go for it!
  Ep 155     Must get here    Three Musketeers
             Must get here
             Must get here




  Ep 156




  Ep 157   Where in NZ is
            Sticky TV?       Waitomo Caves




Ep 158                               Bluff




Ep 159                              Paihia




Ep 160                            Kaikoura
Ep 161            No Sticky




Ep 162     What bird can lift the            A Crane
                  most?




Ep 163   What is a calf after it is six   Seven months
                months old?                    old




Ep 164    David’s father has three            David
          sons: Snap, Crackle and
                  ______?



Ep 165   Why can’t a woman, who           Because she is
         is now living in the North         still living
          Island, not be buried in
              the South Island?


Ep 166             issue   issue
                   issue   issue
                   issue   issue          Tennis shoes
                   issue   issue
                   issue   issue
Ep 167                                               Good
                                       Noon 
                                       good       afternoon




Ep 168              Head ac he                     Splitting
                                                  headache




Ep 169                                 B  B      Side burns
                                       U  U 
                                       R  R 
                                       N  N 
                                       S  S 




Ep 170              HARMgood                     More harm
                                                 than good




Ep 171        How many letters are in the      There are 11 letters
                     alphabet?                 in “THE ALPHABET”.




Ep 172    Rearrange the letters in “OWONDER”      “ONE WORD”
                  to make one word.
Ep 173    If a rooster laid a brown egg and a   None, roosters can’t
         white egg, what kind of chicks would        lay eggs!
                          hatch?




Ep 174     What is the longest word in the       Smiles. (There’s a
                  English language?              mile between the
                                                first and last letter)




Ep 175         Why do birds fly south?          Because it’s too far
                                                     to walk!




Ep 176             Blind pictionary                   A Whale




Ep 177             Blind pictionary                    A Moa




Ep 178             Blind pictionary                     Sam
             Blind pictionary                         Ukulele
 Ep 179




 Ep 180      Blind pictionary                         A Horse




 Ep 181                              Plans        Change of plans 
                                     Plans 
                                     Plsna 
                                     Plsna 




Ep 182     $0 all all all all                       free for all 




Ep 183       thingthing                       one thing after another 




Ep 184                           ALLworld     It’s a small world after 
                                                         all
Ep 185                     nafish                           tuna fish 
                           Nafish 




Ep 186      I don't have eyes, but once I did see.          A skull
           Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white 
                    and empty. What am I? 




Ep 187      NAME ONE EIGHT LETTER WORD        INKSTAND. “IN” IS AT 
          THAT HAS KST IN THE MIDDLE, IN THE    THE BEGINNING, 
             BEGINNING, AND AT THE END          “KST” IS IN THE 
                                              MIDDLE, AND “AND” 
                                                 IS AT THE END 



Ep 188  Why is a pencil like a riddle?                It's no good without a 
                                                               point 




Ep 189  What two things can you never                  Lunch and dinner 
                   eat for breakfast? 




Ep 190  What does no person want, yet                     Their job
              no person want to lose? 
Ep 191       sand                     Sandbox
             a n
             n a
             dnas




Ep 192   Dinner dinner             Dinner’s on the
             table                      table




Ep 193    Wheather                 A bad spell of
                                      weather




Ep 194       step                   A step above
           the rest                    the rest




Ep 195      pPPod                  Two peas in a
                                       pod




Ep 196                   What       A bulldozer
                         is a
                         sleepi
                         ng bull
                         called?
Ep 197 What kind of tree do you find      A pantry
             in the kitchen?




Ep 198   When is a door not a door?    When it’s ajar




Ep 199   What kind of table has no           A
                  legs?                multiplication
                                           talbe



Ep 200 What can you sit on, sleep on   A chair, a bed
        and brush your teeth with?         and a
                                        toothbrush



Ep 201         insult + injury         Adding insult to
                                           injury




Ep 202         You cont ol r           You are out of
                                          control
Ep 203                 13579 AZ                          odds and ends




Ep 204                  I’M you                         I’m bigger than
                                                              you




Ep 205                  beating                          beating around
                  beating bush beating                      the bush
                        beating




                   2008 Brainteasers 
        th 
Monday 4  Feb          Henry was out walking        Mum 
                       one day. He met his father­ 
                       in­law’s only daughter’s 
                       mother­in­law. What did 
                       Henry call her? 
        th 
Friday 8  Feb          What is the healthiest       Silverbeet 
                       vegetable of them all? 
         th 
Monday 11  Feb         I know a word of letters       Few 
                       three. Add two, and fewer 
                       there will be. 
         th 
Friday 15  Feb         What is the strongest          The tongue 
                       muscle in the human 
                       body? 
         th 
Monday 18  Feb         What fruit has seeds on the    Strawberries 
                       outside? 
         nd 
Friday 22  Feb         What is the only food          Honey 
                       consumed by humans that 
                       doesn’t go off?  Ever and I 
                       mean never goes off! 
         th 
Monday 25  Feb         Why is it so easy to weigh     Because they have their
                    fish?                            own scales. 
         th 
Friday 29  Feb      Can a rock float?                Yes – pumice is a rock full 
                                                     of gas holes and it can 
                                                     float! 
        rd 
Monday 3  March     How many sides does a            Two sides. An inside and 
                    circle have?                     an outside. 
        th 
Friday 7  March     A man was out walking in         He found a snowman 
                    the countryside. When he 
                    got to the top of the hill he 
                    found a carrot, two pieces 
                    of coal and a stick. 
                    He said “well it must snow 
                    up here in the winter” 
                    How did he know that? 
         th 
Monday 10  March    Here on Earth it’s almost        The dictionary 
                    always true, that tomorrow 
                    will follow today. Yet 
                    there is a place where 
                    yesterday always follows 
                    today. Where is this place? 
         th 
Friday 14  March    Drew pulled his car up           Drew was playing 
                    outside a Hotel on Park          Monopoly. 
                    Avenue and the hotel 
                    owner said “you owe me 
                    $500”. How come? 
         th                                                                  nd 
Monday 17  March    How many seconds are             There are 12! (January 2  , 
                                                                nd 
                    there in a year?                 February 2  etc) 
         st 
Friday 21  March    Sir Edmund Hillary, Kate         Apart from leaving their 
                    Sheppard, Lord Rutherford        stamp on NZ history, they 
                    and the Queen all have           also have their face 
                    something in                     stamped on NZ money! 
                    common…what is it? 
         th 
Monday 24  March    What’s the difference            One speaks without 
                    between gossip and a             reflecting and the other 
                    mirror?                          reflects without speaking 
         th 
Friday 28  March    Pictionary                       Couch potato 
          th 
Monday 7  April     How many animals of each         None! It was Noah that 
                    sex did Moses take on the        had the Ark, not Moses! 
                    Ark? 
         th 
Friday 11  April    Is it possible to tie a          Soak it in vinegar 
                    chicken bone in a knot           overnight, tie it in a knot 
                    without breaking it?             and leave it to harden! 
         th 
Monday 14  April    The answer I give is no,         Do you mind? 
                    but what I mean is yes. 
                    What is the question? 
         th 
Friday 18  April    What South Island town is        Milton 
                    in Hamilton? 
         st 
Monday 21  April    What happened in 1961            The year reads the same 
                    that will not happen again       when turned upside down. 
                    for over 4000 years?             That will not happen again
until 6009.

								
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