THE LION’S TALE Volume 6, Issue 1 A Monthly Newsletter of the Upper Dauphin Area Lions Club July, 2007 HAPPY 4TH OF followed by the P.A. system, we BINGO starting on were able to sell all JULY!!! Since our Saturday, Sept. 15, but six. That’s still meeting would normally fall on the first Wednesday 2007. six chickens @ of the month, and what $4.00, or $24.00 in would be July 4, OUR Last Chicken Bar- profit we didn’t NEXT MEETING IS b-Que for the make! Members summer was held must notify the WEDNESDAY, JULY on June 23. person ordering the 11TH. It will be a Since we still have chicken by the Hawaiian theme, so money owed for MONDAY BEFORE break out any of orders by members, THE SALE DATE if the hula skirts, leis, we don’t have a their tickets are not palm trees, etc., complete total yet, sold. you may have and But, one thing will wear them to the have to be changed. SHIRT ORDERS: On Saturday Lion Joelle Embick meeting. is accepting morning, twenty- eight tickets were ADDITIONAL orders UPCOMING for club shirts for returned that we had anyone who did not EVENTS: thought were sold. order the first time That meant we had or anyone wishing We really don’t have to scramble around to purchase a any events sched- for twenty eight second shirt. uled for the summer. Orders must be It was decided at the additional sales, in addition to the turned into Lion last meeting not to Joelle no later than do the gun raffle seventy extra the August 1 this year, since the chickens we had meeting. Orders expense of reserved for the received after that purchasing the guns walk-ups. Thanks to date will not be has increased one young lady from processed. considerably. The first event for the Wal-Mart, who went Fall will be the in and made an Rabies Clinic, announcement over Page Two The Lion’s Tale July, 2007 Our Deepest THE PRESIDENT’S Sympathy to Lion Remember to CORNER: Fred Kocher and bring your This is the beginning of a family on the loss of new year for our Lion’s “CHANGE” to the Linda. Club. I would like to next meeting! invite members to make We have been suggestions for speakers slacking off on the or programs at any time. “Cup Change” I know that you will say donations. Please “Not again!”, but we remember to put the should be looking for new change in your members in our club. pockets on the “No one ever asked me,” Wednesdays WE DO is the most common NOT MEET, into the reason why people have not joined. Why not ask cup and bring it to someone to join? the NEXT meeting. Grace Miller. DUES NOTICES are INCLUDED WITH WE HAVE OUR OWN THIS NEWSLETTER! WEBSITE on If you haven’t paid lionnet.com. Lion Net is your January dues, a site published through July Birthdays: NOW is the time. The Lions Clubs International. amount is included on Thanks, Lion Joelle, for The following Lions this dues statement. all your efforts in setting have a birthday in Should there be any this up and keeping it July: updated. We know differences of people have been looking Jim Fry 11th amounts, please at the site by the Tom Carvell 12th contact Lion Neal “guestbook” signings. Ron Hain 12th Harris, PO Box 495, Steve Summers 16th Elizabethville, PA Keith Laudenslager 17023, at the earliest THE 23rd possible time. You CONGRATULATIONS Donnie Keiter 27th can also reach him at CORNER. Marlin Wolfe 28th nealsharris@comcast TO… Lion Ron Hain .net. on being selected as Let’s start this “Lion of the Year.” Lion’s year off right by remembering to Melvin Jones bring a cake to Fellowship. Our auction off or make second Melvin a $5.00 donation in Jones Fellowship honor of your has been ordered special day! through our initial July, 2007 The Lion’s Tale Page Three c. On the wheels of 3. Why was having milk roller skates to pre- contribution to delivered a problem in winter? vent rust Campaign SightFirst a. Cows got cold and II. We have received wouldn’t produce milk 9. Before inline skates, how an acknowledge- b. Ice on highways did you keep your roller forced delivery by skates attached to your ment from Lions dog sled shoes? Clubs International. c. Left at the front a. With clamps, tight- As soon as the door, milk would ened with a skate key award arrives, freeze, expanding b. Woven straps that and pushing up the crossed the foot everyone will know cardboard bottle top. c. Long pieces of who the winner is. twine. 4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a 10. As a kid, what was game of chance? considered the best way to LION OF THE a. Blackjack reach a decision? MONTH FOR JULY b. Gin a. Consider all the facts c. Craps b. Ask Mom …This Lion is c. Een-meeny-miney-mo sometimes in charge 5. What method did women use to look as if they were 11. What was the most of details. Married, wearing stockings when none dreaded disease in the parent, pet sitter. Has were available due to 1940’s-50’s? rationing during WWII? a. Smallpox been known to have a a. Suntan b. AIDS calling for certain b. Leg painting c. Polio c. Wearing slacks projects. Who is this 12. What was the name of Lion? 6. What postwar car turned Caroline Kennedy’s pet pony? automotive design on its ear a. Old Blue when you couldn’t tell This month’s Words whether it was coming b. Paint c. Macaroni of Wisdom… Another or going? History Exam! a. Studebaker 13. What was a Duck-and- 1. In the1940’s, where were b. Nash Metro Cover Drill? automobile head-light dimmer c. Tucker a. part of hide and switches located? seek a. On the floor shift 7. Which was a popular b. What you did knob candy when you were a kid? when your Mom called you b. On the floor a. strips of dried in board, to the left of the peanut butter c. A-Bomb drill clutch b. chocolate licorice c. Next to the horn bars 14. “I’ll be down to get you in c. wax coke-shaped a ________, Honey. 2. The bottle cap of a Royal bottles with colored a. SUV Crown Cola bottle had holes sugar water inside b. Streetcar in it. For what was it used? c. Taxi 8. How was Butch wax used? a. To stiffen a flat- 15. What was the name of a. Capture lightening top haircut so it stood the Indian Princess on the bugs up Howdy Doody show? b. Sprinkle clothes b. To make floors a. Princess Summerfall- before ironing shiny and prevent winterspring c. Large salt shaker scuffing b. Princes Sacajawea Page Four The Lion’s Tale July, 2007 c. Princess Moonshadow 19. What was the name of Think a gallon of gas is the singing group who made expensive? Look at the 16. What did all the really the song “Cabdriver” a hit? following: “cool” students do when a. The Esquires Diet Snapple – 16 oz. @ mimeographed tests were b. The Inkspots $1.29 = $10.32 per gallon handed out in school? c. The Supremes Lipton Ice Tea – 16 oz. @ a. Sniffed the purple ink, as $1.19 = $9.52 per gallon it was believed you could get 20. Who left his heart in San Gatorade – 20 oz @ $1.59 = “high”. Francisco? $10.17 per gallon b. Made paper airplanes to a. Xavier Cugat Ocean Spray 16 oz. @ $1.26 who could sail theirs out the b. George Gershwin = $10.00 per gallon window c. Tony Bennet? Brake Fluid – 12 oz. @ $3.15 c. Wrote another pupil’s = $33.60 per gallon. name on the top to avoid ANSWERS: Vicks Nyquil – 6 oz. @ $8.35 their failure. 1. b = $178.13 per gallon 2. b Pepto Bismal – 4 oz. @ $3.85 17. Why did your Mom shop 3. c = $123.20 per gallon at stores that gave Green 4. a Whiteout – 7 oz. @ $1.39 = Stamps with purchases? 5. b $25.42 per gallon a. To keep you out of 6. a Scope 1.5 oz @ 99¢ - $84.48 mischief by licking the 7. c per gallon. backs, which tasted like 8. a And…this is the kicker – bubble gum 9. a Evian Water - 9 oz, @ $1.49 b. They could be put in 10. c = $21.19 a gallon for WATER. special books and redeem- 11. c Evian spelled backwards is ed for various household 12. b naïve! items. 13. c c. They were given to kids 14. c to be used as stick-on 15. a tattoos 16. a 17. b 18. “Praise the Lord and 18. c pass the _____________” 19. b a. Meatballs 20. c b. Dames HAVE A SAFE & HAPPY 4TH c. Ammunition OF JULY! I’LL BE MARCHING IN THE LIONS CLUBS INTERNATIONAL PARADE ON THE 4TH. IF YOU RECEIVE THE NEWSLETTER BY EMAIL AND WANT TO ORDER MORE SHIRTS, PLEASE PULL OFF THE ORDER FORM ATTACHED TO THE NEWSLETTER. IF YOU RECEIVE THE NEWSLETTER BY MAIL, YOUR DUES NOTICE WILL BE MAILED TO YOU.