10 Worst Pickup Lines of All Time If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? "I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?" I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. "I'm Batman." "I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one." Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?