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The fate of the
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Peter: Why was the circle so hot? Alek: Why are elephants big and gray?
Elaine: Why? John: Tell me.
Peter: It was 360 degrees! Alek: If they were small and purple,
Patrick Hoffman, Sedalia, Mo. they would just be grapes.
Alek Mehta, Dublin, Ohio
Warped Wiseman wonders: “How do
‘Stay off the grass’ signs get there in the Daffynition: Breakfast—What you do
ﬁ rst place?” when the light suddenly turns red.
Jim Sylvester, Arlington, Tex. Nicholas Gant, South Range, Wis.
A book never written: “Land of 10,000 Brian: How does a princess find her
Lakes” by Minnie Soda. way home?
Eric Logan, Raynham, Mass. Sean: How?
Brian: She follows the foot-prince!
Police ofﬁcer: Why did you park here? Brian Tretter, St. Louis, Mo.
Billy: The sign says, “Fine for parking.”
Patrick Hoffman, Sedalia, Mo. Daffynition: Information—The way
military people march.
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Kelby: Why did the chicken cross the Wyatt: How did the ocean say hello to
basketball court? the sun?
Cody: I haven’t a clue.
Graham: Beats me. Wyatt: It waved.
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A book never written: “Prehistoric
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Jacob Crain, O’Fallon, Ill. Includes the ﬁrst book
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Can you in the new trilogy, game board,
Ben: Did you hear about the eyeglass teach a new dog old tricks?” dice and game pieces