A book never written: "Be Patient" by ProQuest

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Alex Dozer, Central City, Ky. Luke Collins, Somers, N. Y. Warped Wiseman wonders: "Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?" Gaston Marian, Alliance, Ohio A book never written: "How to Please a King" by Shirley U. Jest. Why did the ghost go to the sporting goods store? What do you get when you cross a tennis player and a recycling bin? A book never written: "Life's Mysteries" by Author Unknown.

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                  A book never written:
               “Be Patient”
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                                 by Igor Lee.
                    –Jamie Anczarski, Ringtown, Pa.
               Tom Swiftie: “Are you ready for the
               test?” Tom asked quizzically.
               Jack Stone, Belmont, Mass.                       A book never written: “Parts of the          Daffynition: Abominable—When a
                                                                Brain” by Sara Bellum.                       male bovine swallows an explosive.
               Jimmy: What did the teddy bear say               Ian Wilcox, Yuba City, Calif.                Kenton Sugden, Bigfork, Mont.
               when offered a cookie?
               Brett: Tell me.                                  Teacher: Lisa, when was the Great            A book never written: “Street Felines”
               Jimmy: “No thanks, I’m stuffed!”                 Depression?                                  by Ali Katz.
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               Jimmy Dudley, La Grange, Ill.                    Lisa: Last week, when I got my report        Christian Hartshorn, Orem, Utah
                                                                card.
               Alex: What do you get when you cross a           Robert Gassman, Louisville, Ky.              Eldon: What do you get when you cross
               cactus with a bike?                                                                           a tennis player and a recycling bin?
               Miles: I don’t know. What?                       Michael: I don’t believe in history books.   Adam: Beats me. What?
               Alex: A flat tire!                                Scott: Why’s that?                           Eldon: Someone who likes to re-deuce!
               Alex Dozer, Central City, Ky.                    Michael: They hold no future for me!         Eldon Maffey, Oxford, Mich.
                                                                Michael Sowles, Clarkston, Mich.
               A book never written: “Where are the
               Animals?” by Darin Dabarn.                       Jim: Why did the ghost go to the sport-
               Luke Collins, Somers, N.Y.                       ing goods store?
                                                                Jon: Why?
               Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why do                  Jim: To get a haunting license!
               we put suits in a garment bag and gar-           James Barkalow, Springville, Iowa
               ments in a suitcase?”
               Gaston Marian, Alliance, Ohio                    Trevor: My neighbor was stealing my
                                                                electricity.
               A book never written: “How to Please             Will: Really? How did you fi nd out?
               a King” by Shirley U. Jest.                      Trevor: All of my joules were mis
								
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