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Alex Dozer, Central City, Ky. Luke Collins, Somers, N. Y. Warped Wiseman wonders: "Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?" Gaston Marian, Alliance, Ohio A book never written: "How to Please a King" by Shirley U. Jest. Why did the ghost go to the sporting goods store? What do you get when you cross a tennis player and a recycling bin? A book never written: "Life's Mysteries" by Author Unknown.
Boys’ Life will send you this Collector Edition patch and your choice of $2 ($10 for Pedro’s Pick), a Scout “Handbook” or a “Fieldbook” for each joke of yours we publish. Send the joke on a postcard with your complete address to Think & Grin, Boys’ Life, P.O. Box 152079, Irving, TX 75015-2079 or via an e-form at www.boyslife.org. A book never written: “Be Patient” think&grin ) by Igor Lee. –Jamie Anczarski, Ringtown, Pa. Tom Swiftie: “Are you ready for the test?” Tom asked quizzically. Jack Stone, Belmont, Mass. A book never written: “Parts of the Daffynition: Abominable—When a Brain” by Sara Bellum. male bovine swallows an explosive. Jimmy: What did the teddy bear say Ian Wilcox, Yuba City, Calif. Kenton Sugden, Bigfork, Mont. when offered a cookie? Brett: Tell me. Teacher: Lisa, when was the Great A book never written: “Street Felines” Jimmy: “No thanks, I’m stuffed!” Depression? by Ali Katz. ( Jimmy Dudley, La Grange, Ill. Lisa: Last week, when I got my report Christian Hartshorn, Orem, Utah card. Alex: What do you get when you cross a Robert Gassman, Louisville, Ky. Eldon: What do you get when you cross cactus with a bike? a tennis player and a recycling bin? Miles: I don’t know. What? Michael: I don’t believe in history books. Adam: Beats me. What? Alex: A ﬂat tire! Scott: Why’s that? Eldon: Someone who likes to re-deuce! Alex Dozer, Central City, Ky. Michael: They hold no future for me! Eldon Maffey, Oxford, Mich. Michael Sowles, Clarkston, Mich. A book never written: “Where are the Animals?” by Darin Dabarn. Jim: Why did the ghost go to the sport- Luke Collins, Somers, N.Y. ing goods store? Jon: Why? Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why do Jim: To get a haunting license! we put suits in a garment bag and gar- James Barkalow, Springville, Iowa ments in a suitcase?” Gaston Marian, Alliance, Ohio Trevor: My neighbor was stealing my electricity. A book never written: “How to Please Will: Really? How did you ﬁ nd out? a King” by Shirley U. Jest. Trevor: All of my joules were mis
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