Funny Quotes
Laugh it up while you can. You'll be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes. ~Arias Finn What if college is a holding pen for 18 to 22 year olds? It’s like one of those airports that people have to stop at before they can get someplace else. Like prison but with a better meal plan. ~Dawson, Dawson’s Creek Dawson: Great party, huh? Joey: Oh yeah, time of my life. Dawson: I've had such a rocking time since I've joined the JV football team. Joey: Oh yeah, and cheerleading has opened so many doors. ~Dawson’s Creek
Graphic novels are great, because they're more durable than traditional comics, so they can be read without damaging our precious first printings, heavy enough to be used as a weapon in dire circumstances, and their shiny covers can be used to reflect the sunlight and signal a plane, should the reader become lost or stranded. ~Wil Wheaton, www.wilwheaton.net
“But it’s a thirty day pass.” “I’m not going. I’ve already seen the states. I grew up there. That’s why I came to Europe. Just wish they’d told me there was a war going on . . .” ~Ron Livingston as Captain Nixon, Band of Brothers – Ep. 7
Lauren: Do men do this? Maxine: Do what? Lauren: Get all twisted up in their stomachs worrying about whether or not they look good enough? Maxine: Well, men look in the mirror just as much as we do, but they always conclude they look great. ~Judging Amy