Mar 2010 www.sun.ac.za/hockey Volume #2 HAPPY HACKER FROM THE EDITOR as we strive for supremacy major upsets. Simonsberg I would like to start my first and make winning a lifestyle. failed to impress (again), as official Happy Hacker by This newsletter will connect Dave Agar threw one too welcoming all of the new first our maties players in many overheads. They lost years into the club and some incomprehensible ways, and out to a Maties Club Mix side, of the old war horses who allows input from all club lead by the crippled bird, wear their hearts on their members. pigeon and rich in sleeves and bleed maroon. experienced Maties Hope everybody is feeling fit If you are wondering who the campaigners. The Maties and are rearing to go after a personality is behind this Club Mix side fought through strenuous pre season fitness paper of news, it‟s you. But I, tough times to top their group regime which left most of us Jacques “Steve Oh” Grobler and win a tightly contested losing those unwanted (add me), put all your faces semi final against Helderberg. pounds that we put on these and opinions together, The other side that competed December holidays. We forming a community of sticks, for top honour‟s of being would also like to welcome balls and pretty faces, and crowned the victors of the new members of the suspi who wouldn‟t want to be a summer league for the first fitness team, as well as those part of that. We have lots to time in their history is the who have been working with look forward to this season, formidable Libertas side. Who us for years, into our maties and if all the Maties club beat a flailing Paul Roos side club and thank them for all the members embrace our duties in quite a physical semi-final, time they have set aside. the club, and us as only to be beaten, in a nail They play a big role in aiding individuals, will have a biting final, on penalty flicks us on our path to success! prosperous and fortuitous by the Club Mix side. The future. women on the other hand, The happy hacker is a fun PAST EVENTS whose competition is filled, factual guide as to what STEINHOFF SUMMER LEAGUE harrowing each season, which is going on in our hockey club, was dominated by Sonop, met and will be released on a Summer league has been an outstanding Nemesia in monthly basis this year, fiercely competed this year the final‟s but Nemesia proved seeing as there is so much to and there were some to be too strong yet again as talk about in our hockey club 2 HAPPY HACKER they managed to notch commencing with training on acceptable hairstyles. But another Summer League Mondays and Wednesdays in these elite few have gone the Final win against their names. the early slot. The Ladies C extra mile and found that it Training Underway Squad will be training on a was greener on the other For Squads Monday and Thursday, in the side. These are the following Official club training sessions late slots. Please ensure that players that Made the start this week, so please can we all are aware of when the province Under 21 pens side all members be present at early and late time slots begin for both men and women: their squad training and if not and move your skeleton to be Dave Agar, Callum Buchanan, could they please inform their at practice on time. You can Mickey Crawford, Mark coaches beforehand, either by find the allocated training slots Kokoropo, Brad Logan, Chris SMS directly to the coach or on the website. But in case Mccathie, Keldohn by emailing Grant Hawkins you haven‟t seen the notice or Swanepoel, Ross Chaplin, and he will forward the missed the email, I‟ll keep you llandi Botha, Zonika Benade, message to the relevant informed. Squad training ends Dani Crouse, Mari Janse v coaches. Just a reminder that on Thursday 11 March with Rensburg, Chantelle Britz, if you hit a hockey ball over the final team‟s being Carey Clegg, Sanel Jordaan, the fence please will you fetch announced on Friday. Anli Potgieter and Amy it immediately as you will only Theunissen. CONGRATULATIONS be costing yourself in the long ALL YE MATIES!!!!!! There were an exceptional run. The balls will not be bunch that made the under 21 replaced again this season, WP side, they were as and we would not like to find follows: ourselves in a situation of only Andrea Buhr, Hanli Hattingh, having 30 balls to train with Elzette Louw, Jade Mayne, between two sides. So if you Our Maties outfit is filled with Pippa Rabey, Jenna Bowes, hit a ball over, FETCH IT! dedicated, outstanding, Stacy Lee- Gedult, Candice (Thanks Grant) The Men‟s A enterprising individuals who Manuel, Karmen Nash, Greta Squad will be training on strive for excellence day in Raath, Tyler Evans, Matt Monday, Tuesday and and day out. Some of us Hampson, Ashlin Freddy, Thursday, whilst the Men‟s B strive to make the perfect Jacques Jordaan, Jono Reid- Squad will be training on braai, others strive to bench Ross, Alex Rossi, Waldi Tuesday in the late slot and press 5kg‟s more each week Roux, Keegan Stevens. Well Wednesdays in the early slot. when whilst hitting the gym done to all who made it and if The Ladies A Squad will be boet (ganic), and notoriously you didn‟t make the cut this training on Mondays, Stu Spooner and Chris time, try and try again. Tuesdays and Thursdays, Mccathie strive to have the paradoxically siffest yet still URGENT NOTICE!!! with the Ladies B Squad 3 HAPPY HACKER We would just like club 1 X Good Attitude and natural than Andries Bekker, members to ensure that all positive self talk. and more attractive on the club members work together Blend for Approximately 30 eye. Here‟s to Double D... and ensure that players do seconds, unless you are Matt (celebratory song for the next not jump over the B field Tanner and have the most time we encouter him). Zol fence. It has been happening powerful blender known to A.K.A Gregg Drake says this on the reg, and if we could man. Finally pour into glass is the best shape he has ever please take into account that and bon appetite. Pls try this been in; he said he went on 3 we are setting the standards recipe and get back to me on runs in the holidays ranging for all external club members. email@example.com, giving from between 600 and 800 So if you see anyone about to feedback on this fantastically metres. Apparently the first jump over the fence please tasty treat. If you are lonely two sessions were him speak out and be proud of the Agony Aunt firstname.lastname@example.org running to the fridge for a pre- facilities that the club offers is always available. eat session he had forgotten us. And if you a hit a ball over HOLIDAY HAPPENINGS!! about and the third time he is the fence please fetch it. During the december holidays unsure of but when he woke Many thanks people get festive and a our up in the morning he could Wogga’s Whimsical integrity is left to be desired. feel he had had a good Work-out drink: workout. Remember Gregg Here are a few of the crazy We have a new edition to the occurences of these past there is always room for hacker which is a power drink holidays. 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