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                                                                                2.


             COMMERCIAL - I

                                      NARRATOR
                            What if you could blend your favorite frozen
                            beverage, ready to drink in just 7 seconds, out
                            here in the middle of the lake? What if you could
                            make fresh delicious salsa from scratch done in
                            just 3 seconds at your favorite campsite in the
                            middle of the woods? What if you could create
                            healthy fresh fruit smoothies for the kids all in
                            just 9 seconds right here on the beach? Now you
                            can with the all new Bullet To Go. That's right.
                            The Original Magic Bullet. The world's favorite
                            kitchen appliances just gotten even better. We've
                            cut the cord, added a powerful battery pack,
                            creating the all new Magic Bullet To Go. The one
                            and only completely, portable, cordless Magic
                            Bullet that goes wherever you go. So now you can
                            do any job in 10 seconds or less, anywhere!
                            Whether you're right at home in your own
                            backyard, tailgating at the local football game,
                            or out in the middle of nowhere. Thanks to this
                            long lasting rechargeable battery operated
                            powerbase, the cordless Bullet To Go is free to
                            go wherever you need it. So, now you can do small
                            everyday jobs like chopping garlic or onions
                            without the sticky, smelly mess in just 3 seconds
                            right at the barbeque. Or grind whole coffee
                            beans, coarse or fine in just 4 seconds for fresh
                            ground coffee right at the campsite. Each charge
                            of the Bullet To Go’s heavy duty batteries lasts
                            for 50 uses or more, enough for the entire
                            weekend worth of fun. Best of all, the powerbase
                            battery pack is completely rechargeable, so it's
                            always ready when you need it. The Magic Bullet
                            To Go is ideal for the office and it's the
                            perfect addition to RVs, campers, and boats. And
                            of course, with these self blending party mugs,
                            the Bullet To Go becomes the ultimate portable
                            party machine so making a different frozen
                            cocktail for everybody is easy wherever your
                            party takes you. It's like getting a cordless
                            blender, a cordless coffee grinder, a cordless
                            mixer, a cordless smoothie machine, a cordless
                            food processor and more all in one.
                                      (MORE)



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                                                                                 3.

                                      NARRATOR (CONTINUED)
                            Now, join Mick and Mimi to find out how you can
                            do any job in 10 seconds or less anywhere with
                            the Magic Bullet To Go. Plus for a limited time,
                            you can get this custom made Bullet To Go travel
                            bag, a $50 value, absolutely free. Details just
                            ahead.




             EXT. CAMPSITE - MORNING


             Surrounded by tents, several campers sit next to each other
             at a picnic table: Bald, rotund BERMAN; blonde TINA; DINO,
             Tina's dim-witted partner; BETTY and BARNEY, a wife and
             husband. Their hosts, MICK and MIMI, walk toward them from
             the other side of the table.

                                      BERMAN
                            Hey, where were you, guys?

                                      MICK
                            We got up early this morning and we hiked to that
                            mountain over there.

                                      MIMI
                            Oh and that one, too!

                                      MICK
                            And man, am I getting hungry? You fancy a
                            smoothie?

                                      MIMI
                            Oh, absolutely!   Who else is in for a fresh fruit
                            smoothie?

                                       BERMAN
                                    (cynically)
                            What are you going to make your smoothie with?
                            Your "Magic Bullet"?

                                      MICK
                            As a matter of fact, Berman, guess what? I am.




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                                                                                4.

                                      BERMAN
                            We're in the middle of the woods. Where are you
                            going to plug that thing in?

                                      MIMI
                            Okay. Who wants, what? I've got bananas, I've got
                            all kinds of berries.

                                      BARNEY
                            Hey Mick, I think you're going to have a problem.

                                      MICK
                            No problem at all. You know what, we've got some
                            protein powder here, as well. You can have a
                            protein shake if you like.

                                       DINO
                                    (to Tina)
                            I don't understand. That's an electrical
                            appliance.

                                      TINA
                            Just let them go.

                                      BARNEY
                            Strawberry and banana, I guess, but--

                                     MICK
                            If strawberry and banana is what you want,
                            Barney, that's what you'll get. There goes a
                            couple of strawberries, I'm going to pop in a
                            little piece of banana. You wanted a protein
                            shake so in goes the protein powder.

                                      DINO
                            Yeah, sure. Make that. But where are you going
                            to--

                                      MICK
                            And then I'm going to pour in some orange juice,
                            and then I'm going to put in there a handful of
                            ice, and then I'm going to pop on the blade, give
                            it a quick spin, and then --

                                      BERMAN
                            And then what?




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                                                                                5.

                                      MICK
                            And then, all it takes is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
                            seconds, and take a look at this. You've got a
                            delicious mixed berry smoothie. What about that?

                                       DINO
                                     (amazed)
                            Whoa. That is magic!

                                      MICK
                            It's the Magic Bullet. Only better.

                                      MIMI
                            That's right. It's the Magic Bullet To Go.

                                      MICK
                            It's the Magic Bullet that you can use absolutely
                            anywhere. Because you see this thing at the
                            bottom? This is a heavy duty, rechargeable
                            battery pack.

                                      MIMI
                            So now you can do any job.

                                        MICK
                            Anywhere!

                                      MIMI
                            In 10 seconds or less.

                                      MICK
                            So, that means you can have a mixed berry
                            smoothie right here in the middle of the woods.
                            There you go, Barney. Now what about a fancy
                            omelette by the campsite?

                                      MIMI
                            What would you like in your omelette, Dino?


             Dino looks around, confused.

                                      TINA
                            He likes a Denver omelette.

                                      MIMI
                            Okay. We'll then, I'm going to start with a
                            couple of eggs, some ham, a little bit of onion?


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                                                                                6.

                                      TINA
                            Yes, onion's fine.

                                      MIMI
                            Okay, great. And then, we're going to put in some
                            tomato, cheese, Dino?

                                       DINO
                                  (with a grin)
                            Cheese.

                                      MIMI
                            Yeah, cheese. I thought so. Okay now, so I'm
                            going to twist on the blade, and watch this, you
                            guys, in just 3 seconds, I'm chopping the ham and
                            veggies, I'm grating the cheese, and I'm whipping
                            the eggs. And just like that. The machine that
                            just made a wonderful smoothie for Barney out
                            here in the woods, has now made a Denver omelette
                            for you, Dino. Now, I'm just going to pop this on
                            the camp stove to cook for a couple of minutes
                            and we're good to go.

                                      BERMAN
                            Can that thing make me a decent cup of coffee?

                                      MIMI
                            Absolutely. I'm just going to grab some of these
                            fresh coffee beans here, and twist on the blade.
                            And watch this you guys. Now your cordless food
                            processor becomes a cordless coffee grinder. And
                            in 3, 2, 1, we're done. Now you've got freshly
                            ground coffee. Check it out. Look at that, you
                            guys.

                                      BARNEY
                            Fresh ground coffee in the middle of nowhere? Now
                            that's pretty cool.

                                      MIMI
                            Isn't that fabulous? Now, I'm just going to pour
                            it in the coffee pot here.

                                       BERMAN
                               (grabs a different coffee pot)
                            Now, we can dump out this one--




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                                                                                    7.

                                      MICK
                            Oh, there's no need for that, Berman. Why don't
                            you try this? Why don't you just pour a little
                            bit of that coffee into the tall bullet cup, to
                            that I'm just going to add a little bit of ice,
                            watch this. You ready? In goes a splash of
                            chocolate syrup. To that, I'm going to add a
                            little splash of milk. Wait till you see this. On
                            goes the cross blade, over to the bullet base,
                            and in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, in 8 seconds, look at
                            that, you've got a delicious, frozen mocha coffee
                            drink. Look at that. Just like the ones that you
                            get on the fancy coffee shops. Here Berman, give
                            that a try now.

                                      BERMAN
                            For campfire coffee, that's pretty darn good.

                                      MIMI
                            And here you go, Dino, a piping hot Denver
                            omelette. Look at that.


             With a cigarette dangling from her mouth, frumpy old HAZEL
             suddenly emerges from a tent, walking with a strange gait.

                                      HAZEL
                            Omelette? That's not camping food! Flapjacks. Now, that's
                            a hearty breakfast.

                                      MIMI
                            Hazel? When did you get here?

                                       MICK
                                    (confused)
                            Did you just...? Which...?


             Hazel hands Berman a pair of socks and pats him on the
             back.


                                      HAZEL
                            Thanks for the socks, big boy.

                                       ALL
                                  (in disgust)
                            Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!


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                                                                                8.



                                     HAZEL
                     (takes a seat between Tina and Berman)
                           Move it, sweetheart.

                                      MIMI
                            Well, Hazel, I know that you like your pancakes
                            with banana and pecans.

                                      HAZEL
                            You remember.

                                      MICK
                            And Tina, I know that you like your pancakes with
                            fresh blueberries, so I went out this morning and
                            I picked some for you.

                                         TINA
                            Thank you.

                                         MICK
                            Ready?

                                      MIMI
                            You know you guys, it doesn't take any more time
                            or trouble to make 2 or 3 different kinds of
                            pancakes than it does to make one.

                                       MICK
                            So that way, you see, everybody gets exactly what
                            they want.

                                      HAZEL
                            Look at that. Impressive.

                                      BETTY
                            Wait a second. How much longer are these things
                            going to last?

                                      MICK
                            Well, I charged this long life battery for only 2
                            hours the day before we came here. And we're
                            going to get about 50 uses out of it before we
                            need to charge it again. So it's easily going to
                            last the whole weekend.




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                                                                                9.

                                      MIMI
                            And even with this powerful battery attached, the
                            Magic Bullet To Go is so compact that you can
                            take it with you wherever you go. So now you can
                            do any job...

                                         MICK
                            Anywhere.

                                      MIMI
                            In 10 seconds or less.

                                      MICK
                            So whether you're like us out here in the middle
                            of nowhere, or whether you're at home in your own
                            kitchen, this is really something that you're
                            going to use every single day of the week.

                                         BETTY
                            Come on.

                                      TINA
                            If you cook at all, this makes the worst job a
                            piece of cake.

                                         BETTY
                            Like what?

                                      MICK
                            Well, what's the worst job in the kitchen?

                                      MIMI
                            And if you're like Mick, almost every meal starts
                            with it.

                                      BETTY
                            Chopping garlic.

                                         HAZEL
                            Right.

                                      BARNEY
                            Now, how would you know? She always makes me chop
                            it. I hate it.




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                                                                                10.

                                      MICK
                            Well, Barney. It's not miserable anymore. Watch
                            this. Just toss the garlic into the bullet, on
                            goes the blade, over to the bullet base, and just
                            press down for 1, 2, 3 seconds.

                                      MIMI
                            And in less time it takes to get a cutting board
                            and a knife.

                                      MICK
                            Look at this.

                                      MIMI
                            You've got freshly chopped garlic. Isn't that
                            perfect?

                                      HAZEL
                            It is perfect.

                                      MIMI
                            Look at that, you guys. No mess. No stink. Try
                            doing that with a knife.

                                      BARNEY
                            That's actually pretty cool. But what about
                            onions? Cause she makes me chop those too. I
                            think she just likes to see me cry.

                                       MIMI
                                 (sympathetically)
                            Oooooh. Well, let's see. I'm going to take a
                            couple of these onions right here. Twist on the
                            blade, and let's see. We've got 1, 2, 3 seconds.
                            And look at that, you guys. Without any tears.
                            Perfectly chopped onions.

                                      MICK
                            Now you know what you do now, don't you? Over to
                            the sauté pan, just pop that in there. Look at
                            that. Now to that, I'm going to add some ground
                            beef, then I'm going to add some tomato sauce
                            along with some beans, then I'm going to add some
                            more beans.
                                      (MORE)




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                                                                                11.

                                      MICK (CONTINUED)
                            And don't forget, you know I like my food spicy,
                            so I'm just going to put a little bit of chili
                            powder on there as well and then, we're going to
                            mix it all together, and I'm going to let this
                            cook for a couple of minutes. So, real soon,
                            we're going to have some of my famous, three bean
                            Texas chili prepared in less than 2 minutes.

                                      BETTY
                            Wow. I just might use that everyday.

                                      MIMI
                            For every meal. How about a quick lunch made from
                            leftovers? I've got some barbeque chicken here
                            from last night's supper.

                                      MICK
                            And to that I'm just going to add a little bit of
                            onion, jalapeño, couple of pieces of cheese, on
                            goes the cross blade, don't forget, it just takes
                            a second to put on, over to the bullet base and
                            in 1, 2, 3 seconds, I've chopped the chicken and
                            I've grated the cheese. And now I'm just going to
                            spread that between these two tortillas. Look at
                            that. Look how great that looks.

                                      MIMI
                            And now, I'm just going to top it off with
                            another tortilla, and then slip it on the grill
                            here to cook for a few minutes. And while that is
                            working, I'm going to whip up a quick sandwich
                            spread. Who likes egg salad? That's what I
                            thought.


             All guests express enthusiasm for egg salad.

                                      MICK
                            You all do.

                                      MIMI
                            So, I'm going to start with a couple of hard
                            boiled eggs, add a squeeze of Mayo, a squirt of
                            mustard, and a couple onions, and a little bit of
                            fresh ground pepper.
                                      (MORE)



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                                                                                12.

                                      MIMI (CONTINUED)
                            Now I'm going to twist on the blade and watch
                            this, you guys. In 3 quick pulses, 1, 2, 3, I've
                            chopped the eggs, diced the onions, and mixed all
                            the ingredients together.

                                      MICK
                            And viola, just like that! We've got a delicious
                            egg salad sandwich, look at that, made from
                            scratch in about 3 seconds, right here in the
                            middle of nowhere.

                                      MIMI
                            And check this out, you guys. A piping hot,
                            chicken quesadilla made in just 3 seconds.

                                      MICK
                            Now, don't be shy. There's enough for everybody.
                            Come on. Have a go.


             The guests eagerly pounce on the food.

                                      MIMI
                            Dig in, guys, dig in. Yeah, there, you go, there
                            you go.

                                      MICK
                            Hey! Wait till you taste this because guess what,
                            folks? Chili's done.

                                      MIMI
                            Oh, that smells good, Mick. Now we're just going
                            to pour the chili onto these tortilla chips here.
                            Look at that. Isn't that great?

                                      MICK
                            Ah, ah, ah. I'm not done yet, though. Because I'm
                            just going to take a few pieces of cheese, toss
                            them in the bullet, toss on the cross blade, over
                            to the bullet base, and in 1, 2, 3 seconds, we've
                            got freshly grated cheese. Now, what I'm goin to
                            do, I'm just going to pour it over the chili, and
                            look at that. We've got Chili Nachos. Now, what
                            about that for a delicious, fast and easy family
                            meal?




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                                                                                13.

                                      MIMI
                            Let's save room for dessert, guys.

                                      DINO
                            Dessert? You're kidding.

                                      MICK and MIMI
                            No.

                                      MICK
                            Watch this. I'm just going to take a little bit
                            of cream from this morning's coffee, I'm going to
                            add a couple of spoonsful of chocolate syrup, and
                            now, I'm going to use the flat blade, ok? That's
                            the one that used for whipping and grinding. Give
                            it a quick spin, on to the Bullet To Go base and
                            twist it on. Now, if you've got 6 seconds, then
                            you've got plenty of time to whip up a delicious
                            dessert. Hear that? That's the Bullet To Go
                            telling you that dessert is done. And take a look
                            at that. It's light, it's fluffy, it tastes
                            delicious, and you saw it made right in front of
                            your eyes in 6 seconds.

                                      MIMI
                            So, Dino, why don't you go ahead and try that?

                                      DINO
                            Wow! Who would've thought you could have mousse
                            in the woods?

                                      MICK
                            Just think, in a manner of minutes, we've made
                            breakfast, made 2 completely different types of
                            pancakes, made a 3 second lunch, and, look, made
                            enough snacks for the entire family.

                                      MIMI
                            And even a gourmet dessert.

                                      MICK
                            All made in what? The last 10 minutes or so?


                                      MIMI
                            And all out here in the middle of the woods.




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                                                                                14.

                                      MICK
                            The Magic Bullet To Go really is the ultimate
                            kitchen appliance that isn't stuck in the
                            kitchen. In fact, it goes anywhere you go and
                            will do any job...

                                        MICK and MIMI
                            Anywhere.

                                      MICK
                            So now, you can take it to the beach.


             Everyone heads off to the beach.


             COMMERCIAL - II

                                      NARRATOR
                            What if you could blend your favorite frozen
                            beverage, ready to drink in just 7 seconds, out
                            here in the middle of the lake? What if you could
                            make fresh delicious salsa from scratch done in
                            just 3 seconds at your favorite campsite in the
                            middle of the woods? What if you could create
                            healthy fresh fruit smoothies for the kids all in
                            just 9 seconds right here on the beach? Now you
                            can. Because the original Magic Bullet, the
                            world's favorite kitchen appliance has just
                            gotten even better. We've cut the cord, added a
                            powerful battery pack, creating the all new Magic
                            Bullet To Go. The one and only completely,
                            portable, cordless Magic Bullet that goes
                            wherever you go. So now you can do any job in 10
                            seconds or less, anywhere! Whether you're right
                            at home in your own backyard, tailgating at the
                            local football game, or out in the middle of
                            nowhere. Thanks to this long lasting rechargeable
                            battery operated powerbase, the cordless Bullet
                            To Go is free to go wherever you need it. So, now
                            you can do small everyday jobs like chopping
                            garlic or onions without the sticky, smelly mess
                            in just 3 seconds right at the barbeque. Or grind
                            whole coffee beans, coarse or fine in just 4
                            seconds for a fresh ground coffee right at the
                            campsite.
                                      (MORE)



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                                                                                15.

                                      NARRATOR (CONTINUED)
                            Each charge of the Bullet To Go heavy duty
                            battery lasts for 50 uses or more enough for an
                            entire weekends worth of fun. Best of all, the
                            powerbase battery pack is completely
                            rechargeable, so it's always ready when you need
                            it. The Bullet To Go does any job in 10 seconds
                            or less wherever your party takes you. The
                            complete 19 piece Magic Bullet To Go system
                            includes 2 heavy duty Bullet cups, the regular
                            size is perfect for turning fresh avocados,
                            tomatoes and onions into zesty Guacamole in just
                            3 seconds. The large Bullet cup is even more
                            versatile. Just toss in fresh fruit, ice, a
                            splash of juice, and a Magic Bullet To Go becomes
                            a personal, portable, smoothie machine.
                            Pulverizing the ice, and giving you a delicious,
                            nutritious smoothie in just 8 seconds right at
                            the job site. Or add a scoop of protein powder
                            for the most delicious meal replacement fat loss
                            drink you've ever tasted. You also get 2
                            different multi-purpose blades. The flat blade
                            whips to turn fresh cream into mountains of thick
                            delicious dessert topping. You also get the
                            versatile cross blade which chops, blends, mixes
                            batters for pancakes and breads, and even grates
                            cheeses hard or soft. Then twist on one of the 2
                            specially designed shaker tops, take it straight
                            to the table for a fresh grated cheese on pasta.
                            Next replace the Shaker Top with one of the
                            airtight resealable lids to keep leftovers fresh
                            for days. You also get this travel size 10 second
                            recipes-to-go cookbook, including every one of
                            the dozens and dozens of 10 second recipes
                            featured on this show. And of course, the Magic
                            Bullet To Go comes with this set of self blending
                            party mugs. Turning the Magic Bullet To Go into
                            the ultimate portable party machine. Now making a
                            different frozen cocktail for everybody is easy.
                            So everyone gets their favorite, made and served
                            right in the same mug wherever your party takes
                            you. And with this multi-colored comfort rings
                            that cover the threads, everyone knows which
                            party mugs is theirs.
                                      (MORE)




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                                                                                16.

                                      NARRATOR (CONTINUED)
                            Because it's battery operated and completely
                            cordless, the Bullet To Go is safe to use at the
                            pool, or on the boat. The Magic Bullet To Go is
                            also ideal for the office, and it's the perfect
                            addition to RVs, campers, and boats. So, now you
                            can do any job in 10 seconds or less, anywhere!
                            It's like getting a cordless blender, a cordless
                            coffee grinder, a cordless mixer, a cordless
                            smoothie machine, a cordless food processor and
                            more all in one. The all new Bullet To Go is not
                            available in stores. But right now, during the
                            special introductory TV offer, you can get the
                            complete 19 piece original Magic Bullet To Go
                            system including party mugs for just $59.99 or 3
                            easy payments of only $19.99. But don't call yet
                            because you must watch this. Everyone who calls
                            in the next 18 minutes will get this amazing
                            bonus which turns your Bullet To Go into the full
                            size cordless Bullet To Go blender with the same
                            capacity as this big $100 blender. But that's not
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                            travel bag, absolutely free. Specially designed
                            to organize and protect your entire Bullet To Go
                            system, it makes it easy to take your Bullet To
                            Go wherever you go. A $50 value, call now and
                            it's yours absolutely free! All you pay is
                            shipping and handling. It's like getting this
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                            To Go to do any job in 10 seconds or less
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                            seconds or less, anywhere you want it to, simply
                            return it for a full refund of the purchase
                            price. So call or log on now.


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                                                                                17.

             EXT.BEACH - DAY


             On the sands of a beach, Mick and Mimi stand behind a bar
             as their guests sit on stools on the other side.

                                      MICK
                            Are you ready, guys? Mick and Mimi's famous 15
                            minute party. Now I'm going to get this party
                            started by putting in a little bit of onion in
                            there. You know me, I’ve got to have a bit of
                            garlic in everything. Five or six of these cherry
                            tomatoes, I'm just going to throw them right in
                            there, a little bit of jalapeño, a touch of
                            cilantro, now don't forget the blade: only takes
                            a second to put on. Over to the bullet base. And
                            in 1, 2, 3 seconds...

                                      HAZEL
                            Look at that.

                                      MICK
                            And look at that. And as fast as you can say,
                            "Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt."

                                      MIMI
                            Fresh, delicious salsa made from scratch at the
                            beach. And we didn't even take out a knife.

                                      BERMAN
                            Hands off, that's mine.

                                      MIMI
                            Oh, Berman, it's all yours. Hey, you guys, do you
                            know what else a party needs?

                                     HAZEL
                            What's that?

                                         MIMI
                            Dips!

                                      DINO
                            Oh, oh, oh! How about some of that, uh, the green
                            junk?

                                         MIMI
                            Guacamole?


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                                                                                18.

                                       DINO
                            Yeah!

                                      MIMI
                            Okay. No problem. So, I'm just going to start
                            with some of this avocado right here, does that
                            look good? And I'm a throw in these cherry
                            tomatoes, umm, a little bit of jalapeño, a little
                            bit of cilantro, and for Mick, of course..

                                       EVERYONE
                            Garlic!

                                      MIMI
                            That's right. Now I'm going to twist on the cross
                            blade, and watch this you guys. 1, 2, 3 seconds,
                            look at that you guys, you ready? I have got,
                            look at that, fresh, delicious, guacamole.

                                      MICK
                            Look at that.

                                      MIMI
                            It looks great and believe me, it tastes even
                            better.

                                      BETTY
                            And a heck of a lot better than the junk you get
                            at the grocery store.

                                      MIMI
                            Oh, absolutely. But the Bullet Fast Magic that
                            Berman likes best...

                                      EVERYONE
                            Frozen drinks!

                                       BERMAN
                            Yeeaaah!

                                      BETTY
                            Oh, great. I will, uh, go find some glasses.

                                      MICK
                            You don't need them because the Bullet To Go
                            comes with this self blending party mugs.
                                      (MORE)


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                                                                                19.

                                       MICK (CONTINUED)
                            All you do is mix all the ingredients right in
                            the mug and that way, everybody gets exactly what
                            they want.

                                      MIMI
                            Like a fresh, virgin strawberry margarita for
                            you, Tina. Now, I'm just going to add some ice
                            into this mug, then throw in some strawberries,
                            fresh or frozen, then a little bit of margarita
                            mix or you can use whatever you like.

                                      MICK
                            Berman, I know you love the Piña Colada.

                                      BERMAN
                            Yes, it is.

                                      MICK
                            So, I'm going to start off with a bit of ice for
                            you. To that I'm going to add a couple of pieces
                            of fresh pineapple, a touch of coconut cream, and
                            then I'm going to fill that up with some Piña
                            Colada mix.

                                      MIMI
                            Ooh, yum! Okay, let's make one more. Betty? What
                            would you like?

                                      BETTY
                            Okay, I see some peaches. Can you make a Peach
                            Daiquiri?

                                      MIMI
                            Oh, certainly. So now I'm just going to start
                            with some more ice here, then I'm a add some of
                            these fresh peaches. Don’t those look delicious?
                            And then I'm going to take some of this Daiquiri
                            mix.

                                      MICK
                            And here's the cool thing. Because now, I'm going
                            to screw the blade, look at this, directly onto
                            the mug that we're going to mix in. And then,
                            we're going to go over to the Bullet To Go base..




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                                                                                  20.

                                      MIMI
                            And here, Betty, why don't you blend yours up?

                                         BETTY
                            Okay.


             Betty stands beside Mick and Mimi as all three prepare to
             blend their drinks simultaneously.

                                      MICK
                            Are you ready, folks?

                                         MIMI
                            I’m ready.

                                      MICK
                            1,2, 3, go! And look at that. The Magic Bullet To
                            Go has pushed a whole mug full of ice into a
                            smooth, frosty, frozen beverage. And let's check
                            this out. Are you ready? Look at that. 3
                            completely different cocktail drinks made in
                            seconds. Look at that.

                                      MIMI
                            So everybody that gets exactly the drink they
                            want, made just the way they like it. And now I'm
                            just going to twist on one of this colored
                            comfort lip rings over the threads here.

                                      MICK
                            And they all come in different colors so that way
                            everybody knows which drink is theirs.

                                      MIMI
                            So, now we have a fresh, delicious, virgin
                            strawberry margarita for you, Tina.

                                        MICK
                            And a   manly Piña Colada for the party animal over
                            here.   Just think about it. All blended fast and
                            easy,   right here, at the beach. Now, come on,
                            let's   get this party started cause we've only got
                            a few   minutes till the game starts.




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             COMMERCIAL - III

                                      NARRATOR
                            Stay tuned to find out how to get this Bullet To
                            Go travel bag of $50 value, absolutely free.
                            Details just ahead.



             EXT. SPORTS STADIUM PARKING LOT- DAY


             Mick and Mimi stand behind a ping-pong table covered in
             food as a crowd of sports fans gathers around them.

                                      MAN 1
                            Mick, Mimi, I got to tell you, all this food is
                            amazing.

                                       MICK
                            With the Bullet To Go, it really is easy to make
                            everybody's favorite drink or snacks wherever you
                            go. But look at this. Because with the addition
                            of this, we've now turned the Bullet To Go into a
                            full family size cordless blender that goes
                            wherever you go. Wait till you see this. I'm
                            going to dump some ice on there. Put in a couple
                            of pieces of strawberry, I'm a add a few pieces
                            of melon..

                                        MIMI
                            Hmm, yum!

                                      MICK
                            To that, I'm going to add a splash of lemonade,
                            then I'm going to pop on the top, I'm going to
                            give it a quick spin, and in seconds, we're going
                            to have a pitcher full of melon berry blast. Now,
                            what about this for a delicious family treat?
                            Look at this. On a warm sunny day like today, can
                            you think of any better? Look at that.

                                      MIMI
                            Now you can have a Bullet bash wherever you go.

                                      MICK
                            With the Magic Bullet To Go, you really can make
                            anything...


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                                                                                22.



                                      MIMI
                            Anywhere, in 10 seconds or less.

                                      MICK
                            Now, let's stop looking at this and let's start
                            eating it. Come on, we've got some chili, we've
                            got some...



             COMMERCIAL - III
                                      NARRATOR
                            What if you could blend your favorite frozen
                            beverage, ready to drink in just 7 seconds, out
                            here in the middle of the lake? What if you could
                            make fresh delicious salsa from scratch done in
                            just 3 seconds at your favorite campsite in the
                            middle of the woods? What if you could create
                            healthy fresh fruit smoothies for the kids all in
                            just 9 seconds right here on the beach? Now you
                            can. Because the original Magic Bullet, the
                            world's favorite kitchen appliance has just
                            gotten even better. We've cut the cord, added a
                            powerful battery pack, creating the all new Magic
                            Bullet To Go. The one and only completely,
                            portable, cordless Magic Bullet that goes
                            wherever you go. So now you can do any job in 10
                            seconds or less, anywhere! Like chopping garlic
                            or onions without the sticky, smelly mess in just
                            3 seconds right at the barbeque. Or grind whole
                            coffee beans, coarse or fine in just 4 seconds
                            for a fresh ground coffee right at the campsite.
                            Each charge of the Bullet To Go heavy duty
                            battery lasts for 50 uses or more enough for an
                            entire weekends worth of fun. And of course, the
                            Magic Bullet To Go comes with this set of self
                            blending party mugs. Turning the Magic Bullet To
                            Go into the ultimate portable party machine. Now
                            making a different frozen cocktail for everybody
                            is easy. So everyone gets their favorite, made
                            and served right in the same mug wherever your
                            party takes you. So, now you can do any jobs in
                            10 seconds or less, anywhere! It's like getting a
                            cordless blender, a cordless coffee grinder, a
                            cordless mixer, a cordless smoothie machine, a
                            cordless food processor and more all in one.
                                      (MORE)


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                                                                                23.

                                      NARRATOR (CONTINUED)
                            Call now and you can get the complete 19 piece
                            original Magic Bullet To Go system including
                            party mugs for just $59.99 or 3 easy payments of
                            only $19.99 and everyone who calls in the next 10
                            minutes will get this amazing bonus which turns
                            your Bullet To Go into the full size cordless
                            Bullet To Go blender with the same capacity as
                            this big $100 blender. But that's not all! Call
                            now and you'll also receive as a second amazing
                            bonus this custom made Bullet To Go travel bag,
                            absolutely free, specially designed to organize
                            and protect your entire Bullet To Go system. It
                            makes it easy to take your Bullet To Go wherever
                            you go. A $50 value, call now and it's yours
                            absolutely free! All you pay is shipping and
                            handling. It's like getting this $100 blender
                            plus the $50 Bullet To Go travel bag plus the
                            complete Bullet To Go system a nearly $250 value,
                            all for only $59.99 or just 3 easy payments of
                            only $19.99 plus shipping and handling. Call or
                            log on now to get the 19 piece Bullet To Go
                            system for only $59.99 or 3 payments of only
                            $19.99 plus shipping and handling. And if you
                            call the next 10 minutes, you'll get the Bullet
                            To Go blender and the Bullet To Go travel bag, a
                            combined $150 value absolutely free. All you pay
                            is shipping and handling. Best of all, you can
                            try the Bullet To Go risk free for one full
                            month. If it doesn't do any job in 10 seconds or
                            less, anywhere you want it to, simply return it
                            for a full refund of the purchase price. So call
                            or log on now.


                                             THE END




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