Remove Your Shoes and Remember to Grab a Diet Jingle by ProQuest


Is this what our national security has come to? Adverstising on "security" trays? What's next? Perhaps we will soon see those snappy TSA uniforms festooned with enough corporate logos to make them look like a NASCAR jumpsuit. Airport security: brought to you today by Diet Jingle Cola. Remember our motto, folks: when travelers mingle, they prefer Diet Jingle. Perchance screeners will soon have a daily cue card so they can say, "Please show your ID and boarding pass.

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