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Thursday, April 1, 2010 More faculty and staff news:
Today is Census Day
Tomorrow Don’t forget to complete and mail back the 2010 U.S. Census form, which you should have received in
High: 74 Low: 52 the mail by now. The once-in-a-decade census provides key information for our representative form of
government. It establishes how many seats a state will have in the U.S. House of Representatives, and
the data is used to determine how federal money is allocated to state and local governments.
Judge dismisses suit against UI law school dean
A federal judge this week dismissed a lawsuit against the dean of the University of Iowa College of
Law alleging political bias, the Iowa City Press-Citizen reports. Teresa Wagner, an employee in the
law school’s writing center, sued Dean Carolyn Jones in her individual and official capacity. Wagner
Today in history argued that she was passed over for a faculty position because of her conservative political views.
Sutliff Bridge decision coming next week
The Johnson County Board of Supervisors will hold a special meeting next Wednesday night to discuss
the fate of the historic Sutliff Bridge, which was badly damaged from the 2008 flood, the Cedar Rapids
On this day in Gazette reports. The county can accept federal funds to repair the bridge or take most of that money
1996, fast-food and spend it on another project. If the bridge is not rebuilt, what is left of it would have to be removed.
chain Taco Bell US aid going to keep partner nations in Afghanistan
played an April The Pentagon is implementing a $350 million program to boost partner nations’ military equipment
Fool’s Day joke and counterterrorism training. The program is part of a plan to encourage U.S. allies not to pull their
troops from the war in Afghanistan, the Associated Press (AP) reports. An initial $50 million package
by placing ads reportedly is aimed at six small countries: Georgia, Croatia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia.
in several U.S. Flooding overwhelms Rhode Island
newspapers Rhode Island has been hit with the worst flooding in 200 years, leading President Barack Obama to
announcing that issue an emergency declaration for the state, the AP reports. National Guard troops have been deployed
they had to help flood-ravaged residents in Rhode Island, as well as Massachusetts and Connecticut.
purchased the US Navy captures pirates
U.S. naval forces say they’ve captured five pirates after exchanging fire with them, sinking their skiff,
Liberty Bell in and confiscating a mother ship, the AP reports. The U.S.S. Nicholas came under fire earlier today from
Philadelphia “to pirates in an area west of the Seychelles, a group of islands east of mainland Africa.
reduce the Vatican: Pope has immunity in abuse trials
country’s debt” A top Vatican legal official said today that Pope Benedict cannot be called to testify at any sexual
and renamed it abuse trial because he has immunity as a head of state. The pope has been accused by victims’ lawyers
the “Taco Liberty of being ultimately responsible for a cover-up of sexual abuse of children by priests, Reuters reports.
Bell.” Thousands Yemeni prison blast springs 40 prisoners
A bomb exploded in a prison in the southern Yemeni province of Dalea today, injuring four inmates
protested the sale and allowing around 40 prisoners to escape, Reuters reports. Those who fled the police jail belonged to
until it was Yemen’s southern secessionist movement, which opposes the rule of President Ali Abdullah Saleh.
revealed as a ‘Chexting’ is the new buzzword
hoax. Prepare for the latest technology-derived buzzword in popular culture: chexting. It refers to cheating on
one’s spouse by arranging liaisons via text messages. Chexting can lead to big trouble—just ask golfer
Tiger Woods and TV celebrity Jesse James, husband of actress Sandra Bullock.
Jennifer Hudson to promote Weight Watchers
Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Hudson has signed on to become the new spokesperson for Weight
Watchers. The announcement was made today, and the ads will start rolling out on Sunday.
Dayton, North Carolina to play for NIT title
The University of Dayton Flyers will face the University of North Carolina Tar Heels in the
championship game of college basketball’s National Invitation Tournament tonight in New York City.
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▪ Now through April 12, all Matrix and Kenra customers at Fourth Floor Salon will be entered into a drawing to win a 22-inch
flat-screen television. Stop by the salon for more details.
▪ Today is the final day to submit a nomination for the Ben Pardini Interdisciplinary Teaching Award, which honors the late
Ben Pardini, PhD, MPAS, a UI Health Care teacher, researcher, and clinician. Nominees should be non-physician members of
the health care community who share Pardini’s passion for teamwork, education, service, and patient care. Nominations
should be no more than one page and submitted to email@example.com by the end of the day.
▪ An Alcoholics Anonymous open meeting for patients, families, visitors, and hospital staff is at 7:30 tonight, Conference
Room G (Elevator F, Level 7).
▪ It’s an Easter Egg Extravaganza tomorrow at Wild Rose Gifts. Customers making a purchase (excluding stamps) will receive
an Easter egg with a coupon for a free gift while supplies last. Hours: 7 a.m. to 8 p.m., Monday through Friday, and 10 a.m.
to 6 p.m. weekends. Proceeds support programs that benefit patients and their families.
▪ Tune in to an interview about Donate Life Month with Sue Witte, LSW, airing at 7:30 and 9:50 a.m. tomorrow on the
AM-800 KXIC “University of Iowa Health Care Today” program.
▪ The Department of Spiritual Services will offer Good Friday Services at 12:15 p.m. tomorrow in the Activities Gym,
1701 JPP (Elevator J, Level 1).
▪ All UI Health Care physicians, nurses, staff, and faculty are invited to the annual Scope and Gavel Ball, held by the UI Carver
College of Medicine student government. The event will be held from 8 to 11 p.m. tomorrow at The Summit restaurant in
Iowa City and is intended help establish good relationships between medicine and law professionals. Admission is $5 and all
proceeds will go to Dr. Christopher Buresh’s earthquake relief efforts in Haiti. Questions? E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org.
▪ Hardin Library is offering “Master EndNote,” a free workshop for UI faculty, clinicians, staff, and students, from 1 to 2 p.m.
Monday at the East Information Commons in the library. E-mail email@example.com or call 335-9151 for details.
▪ “Beyond NCBI,” a practical, hands-on overview of the important bioinformatics databases containing information on
nucleotide sequences, protein sequences, domains, and structures, metabolic pathways, genomes, and genetic diseases via
gateways such as KEGG, Ensembl, PDB, Swiss-Prot, GenBank, OMIM, etc., will be held from 3 to 4 p.m. on Monday at the
East Information Commons in Hardin Library. For more information, e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org or call 335-9151.
▪ Register by Monday to attend the UI Children’s Hospital Safety Fair from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. on April 22 at the Quality Inn and
Suites, 2525 N. Dodge St. in Iowa City. Children six years old and younger along with their caregivers are invited to the free
event to learn about a variety of health and safety topics, including burn prevention, bike safety, and booster seat safety.
Hosted by the UI Hospitals and Clinics Burn Treatment Center staff and supported in part by Children's Miracle Network. To
register, call 353-7972 or e-mail email@example.com.
▪ Beginning April 28, UI Carver College of Medicine will host a three-day conference focusing on the links between medicine
and writing. Featured presenters include UI musicians David Gompper and Stephen Swanson; Professor of Narrative
Medicine at Columbia University Sayantani DasGupta, MD; Iowa Writers’ Workshop Director Sam Chang; and memoirist
Nick Flynn. CME credit available. Full program and registration at http://www.medicine.uiowa.edu/osac/examinedlife/.
▪ The American Diabetes Association’s Tour de Cure, a fully supported bicycle ride of various distances, will be held June 26
and starts at College Community Schools (Prairie) in Cedar Rapids. Sign up today as an individual, join the UI Health Care
team, create your own team, or volunteer to help at www.diabetes.org/tour or by e-mailing firstname.lastname@example.org.
▪ Facilities Management-Utilities Group will be closing the MERF to MRC tunnel beginning at 7 a.m. on Saturday and ending
at 6 p.m. on Sunday in order to do structural testing. Barriers will be placed in the tunnel at MERF, MEB, EMRB, and MRC
to restrict access. Questions? Contact UI Carver College of Medicine Facilities at 335-8061 or 335-7248.
▪ Personal mail should be deposited in U.S. mailboxes located throughout the main level of UI Hospitals and Clinics.
RESEARCH VOLUNTEERS INVITED
More studies listed at www.uihealthcare.com/depts/clinicaltrials/volunteer.html.
▪ English-speaking adults ages 18 to 99 with normal hearing are invited to participate in a research study on language
development and comprehension in the Departments of Otolaryngology and Psychology. The study involves auditory tasks
and/or tracking of eye movements and will be one or two visits each lasting one to two hours. Compensation available. Call
335-0692 or e-mail email@example.com.
Contact Noon News at firstname.lastname@example.org. Persons with a disability requiring reasonable accommodations in order to participate in
programs at University of Iowa Hospitals and Clinics may discuss their needs with Concierge Services in advance at 356-1900.