battlestarbook - Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down by TaraGel

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Commander Adama and President Laura Roslin became fans of The Amazing Cylon Detector. Commander Adama tagged President Laura Roslin in his note: “If I’m a cylon, you’re really screwed (and that’s not code for Wanna Frak?).” Anastasia Dualla can’t believe she’s on a date with Billy Keikaya and he’s pumping her …for information. Billy Keikaya still doesn’t know anything about women. 47,905 blood samples are attending the event: Making Gaius Baltar’s life hell for the next 60 years. Kara Thrace can’t believe Boomer left Helo on Caprica for this frakwit. Dr. Gaius Baltar became a fan of Calisthenics. Kara Thrace tagged Dr. Gaius Baltar in her note “Might wanna zip your fly, studmuffin.” Colonel Tigh is no longer a fan of The Five Finger Rule of Moderation in Alcohol Consumption Commander Adama gave Colonel Tigh a gift: Drunk Slutty Long-Lost Wife. President Laura Roslin can’t believe the commander cancelled his test. Colonel Tigh and Ellen Tigh became friends via the People You May Know (and Suspiciously Aren’t Dead After All) Tool. Ellen Tigh joined the group: The Real Housewives of Galactica. Colonel Tigh tagged Adama Roslin in his note “Watch what you say about my boyfriend Commander Adama.” President Laura Roslin tagged Colonel Tigh in her note: “Don’t even step, homie. I wear the pants around here.” Dr. Gaius Baltar wishes these people would make up their mind about who to test. He’s still got 47,904 to go!!! Lee Adama is attending the event: The Worst Family Dinner You’ve Ever Had to Sit Through (with Bonus Footsie Action). Ellen Tigh shared a piece of flair: Cougars Do It Better! Lee Adama feels violated. :( President Laura Roslin tagged Commander Adama in her note: “You seriously think that vapid hussy is a Cylon?” Commander Adama tagged Ronald D. Moore President Laura Roslin in his note: “Too far-fetched?” Lee Adama doesn’t understand the appeal of hot drunk blondes who sleep with half the fleet. Karl Agathon wonders why Boomer never gets tired. In Bed. Colonel Tigh tagged Ellen Tigh in his note: “Watch what you say about my boyfriend Commander Adama.” Colonel Tigh became a fan of Calisthenics. Dr. Gaius Baltar and Ellen Tigh became friends via the People You May Know (Are Up for a Good Frak) Tool. Commander Adama tagged President Laura Roslin in his note: “You seriously think I’m a Cylon?” Lee Adama doesn’t like it when Mommy and Daddy fight. :( Colonel Tigh poked Commander Adama.

Colonel Tigh tagged Commander Adama in his note: “YOU’VE BEEN FRAKKING MY WIFE TOO? (But I thought you were MY super sekkrit boyfriend BFF.) Commander Adama wrote on Colonel Tigh’s wall: “No! Well…yes…but IT’S COMPLICATED!! Didn’t you see my relationship status update?” President Laura Roslin is really frakkin’ sick of this chick already. Dr. Gaius Baltar just wishes they’d get the hell out of his lab so he can go back to frakking his imaginary friend calisthenics. Commander Adama tagged Colonel Tigh in his note: “You talked to the President? But you’re MY super sekkrit boyfriend BFF.) One Cylon Raider is attending the event: Playing Chicken with Galactica (for no particularly good reason). Commander Adama tagged Colonel Tigh in his note: “You do your job good, Saul.” Commander Adama is not a fan of Strunk & White. Commander Adama loves his super sekkrit boyfriend BFF and can’t believe he let that bitch Ellen get between them! Dr. Gaius Baltar tagged Commander Adama in his note: “She might be a two-timing whore, but she’s no cylon.” Dr. Gaius Baltar joined the group: Men Who Lie and the Imaginary Cylons who Love Them.


								
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