A book never written: "No Shadow for the Groundhog" by Earl E. Spring. -$10 to Tommy Jegier, Charlotte, N.C. Warped Wiseman wonders: "Why do we trust the bank with our money, but they don't trust us with their pen?" Raffi de Rosa, Niagara Falls, N.Y. Tom Swiftie: "Let's make our own Valentines," Tom said craftily. A book never written: "Book Reports 101" by Phillip DePaige. A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?" William Edmisten, Morganton, N.C. A book never written: "Famous Criminals" by Juan Tedd. Mrs. Colfax-Blanton went to a pet shop and saw a beautiful dog. James Burns, Hinckley, Ohio A book never written: "I Love Fishing" by Sal Mon. Warped Wiseman wonders: "If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?" Ethan Hobson, Boulder, Colo.