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					                        A Weekly News Up-Date from Your Club
                      FRIDAY - 23RD APRIL 2010
                       JANUARY 2010
CHASE THE ACE OF CLUBS - The Jackpot now stands at $4,300. Last
Wednesday Club Member TIM CHERNOFF drew the Three of Diamonds and a
cheer came from the crowd as he raised the card. Members only are eligible to
win. Well done Tim. Come down next Wednesday and “CHASE THE ACE”.

                               PRESIDENT’
     BOOKINGS ARE OPEN FOR THE PRESIDENT’S BALL
    Saturday 22nd MAY. Black Suit/Black Tie event $100.00 per person all
      inclusive. Drinks, dinner, floor show and band through to mid-night.
                     DO NOT MISS THIS SPECIAL EVENT

ANZAC DAY THIS SUNDAY 25TH – SERVICE AT THE CLUB -
Beach front 7.30am and for all those fishing it is off to sea at 8.00am and
back to the club at noon to cook up the catch. All welcome. Come down
and listen to our “Scottish Piper” at 7.30am and the reading of the “Ode”
and playing of the “Last Post & Reveille”. Help us remember those who
fought and served this country so we could be so lucky.
Please Note:- The Club has been granted a special Liquor Licence
for the Boatshed for this event. Under the terms of that licence,
any alcohol that is consumed at the event MUST be purchased from
the Boatshed Bar - NO BYO ALLOWED.
MOTHER’S DAY LUNCH -           Tickets are on sale from the Office. $40 for
Adults and $20 for children 5-12 years of age. Soup and Dessert served to the
table and Main Course is a Carvery Buffet. Bookings essential!!!!
100’S CLUB 2010 - FIRST NUMBER OUT LAST SATURDAY WAS…36
CONGRATULATIONS TO: Ian Hicks, Kay Hepworth & Alex Jerrat
There are only 4 numbers left for the 3rd Game. Cost is $60.00.
Contact the Office on 9447 1733 if you wish to join.
2010 FOOTY TIPPING -                        Round 4 saw 19 tipsters picking 8 winners with
Kerry Silvey being the winner of the $25 weekly voucher following a lucky dip. Bad luck
to Brad Dixon on same margin. Garry Marett, Duncan Ridley and Julie West lead the
tipping with a score of 27. Make sure your tips are in by 5pm. You can Fax your tips
in to 9447 1277, drop them off at the Club or email Martin Hall -
maacfooty@iinet.net.au. You can still join. If you are interested please put your name
on the list provided on the Notice Board. Cost is still $55 and needs to be paid by Round 5.

WINNER OF LAST WEEKS $100 RAFFLE – WALSHY
ALL STAR SHOWSTOPPERS - SUNDAY, 27TH JUNE $35.
 BRING YOUR OWN NIBBLES. TICKETS SELLING FAST.
  KITCHEN HAPPENINGS - PH: 9447 1733 BOOKINGS ARE ESSENTIAL!!!
        FRIDAY – 30TH APRIL - CARVERY…..……..$27
                         THURSDAY ONLY LUNCH SPECIAL
        CHOICE OF STEAK OR FISH OF THE DAY
                                                       …..$20
    PLUS A GLASS OF WINE, BEER OR SOFT DRINK ALL FOR…..$20
       LA-                                                12-
     A-LA-CARTE MENU NOW AVAILABLE WEDNESDAY TO SUNDAY - 12-2PM
                                  SATURDAY
           WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY & SATURDAY NIGHT 6PM – 9PM
                                       $24.00.
                                 MAY…..$24.00
    NEXT BREAKFAST SUNDAY - 2nd MAY…..$24.00. 8.30am - 10.30am
                                 Essential”)
                       (Bookings Essential”)
         NEW BAR SNACKS AVAILABLE @ $13.00
                         ……………….
                     Pint……………….T
 WEDNESDAY – Pie and Pint……………….THURSDAY – Curry and Pint
     A husband comes home from church; he greets his wife and lifts her up. He then
carried her around the house. The wife was so surprised and she asked 'did the priest
preach about being romantic?' The husband said, 'no, he said we must carry our burdens
and sorrows'.

      Mohammed, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio. "What is
your name?" – asked the teacher. "Mohammed". . .. – answered the kid. "You are in America now.
                                                       teacher.
From now on your name will be Johnny," –replied the teacher. In the evening, Mohammed returned
home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" – asked his mother. "My name is not Mohammed. I’m in
America and now my name is Johnny." "Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to
dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" – and she beat him. Then she
called his father and he too beat him. The next day Mohammed returned to school.. When the teacher
                                                                                             hours
saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"? "Well ma'am, 4 hours
                                                    Arabs."
after becoming an American, I was attacked by two Arabs."

      CHINESE SICK LEAVE
Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok Today, I really sick . Got
headache, stomach ache and legs Hurt, I no come wok.' The boss says, 'You know
something, Hung Chow, I really need You today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and Tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I Go to work. You try
that. Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say And I feel Great. I be at
wok soon........You got nice house'

       GRANDMA'S BOYFRIEND
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while
grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now
that Grandpa went to heaven?' Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies
make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend..' Grandma turned on the TV, and the
reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the
doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said,
'Hello son, is your Grandma home?' The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she 's in the bedroom bangin'
her boyfriend.' The minister fainted...................................................................

				
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