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Kara Thrace thinks Lee Adama is the worst CAG in the history of CAGs. Lee Adama thinks he‟d still like to frak smack Kara Thrace in the mouth. Kara Thrace and Lee Adama joined the group: Fingerpainting for Beginners. 20 of your squadron are attending the event: Let‟s Go Boom! Commander Adama tagged the Galactica Crew in his note “See what happens when you play with drones in the house hangar deck?” Kara Thrace is recalling how she met Commander Adama via the People You May Know Because You‟re Frakking Their Son (No, Not THAT One, The Other One!!) Tool. Commander Adama became a fan of Kara Thrace‟s Teaching Skills. Kara Thrace commented on Commander Adama‟s update: “That‟s pretty frakking ironic.” Alex Quartararo can‟t believe Starbuck just left the triad game! AND SHE WAS WINNING! Dr. Gaius Baltar wrote on Mr. Gaeta‟s wall, “Who the frak is Alex Quartararo and why is he trying to friend me?” Mr. Gaeta wrote on Dr. Gaius Baltar‟s wall, “That would be Crashdown, Sir.” Dr. Gaius Baltar has denied Alex Quartararo‟s friend request. Karl Agathon thinks this greasy spoon is the best restaurant he‟s ever been to! President Laura Roslin joined the group: Just Say Yes to Chamalla. Doc Cottle could use another cigarette. Kara Thrace tagged Louanne Katraine and Brendan Costanza in her note: “Yeah, That‟s Right. I‟m Awesome. Call Me God, Bitches.” Brendan Costanza became a fan of Kara Thrace. Louanne Katraine thinks Hot Dog is the stupidest callsign evah!! HA HA HA!! Kara Thrace is not a fan of Brendan Costanza, Louanne Katraine or That Third Guy. Lee Adama just came in here for some frakking coffee! Kara Thrace doesn‟t understand what part of I AM GOD AND MY WORD IS SCRIPTURE is unclear. Kara Thrace and Lee Adama joined the group: Eyefrakkers Anonymous. Lee Adama joined the group: Tattletales Anonymous. Commander Adama can‟t believe his son is such a weak-ass bitch! Kara Thrace really really wishes she were somewhere else right now. Commander Adama tagged Kara Thrace in his note “I love you like a daughter but that doesn‟t mean I won‟t still kill you.” Brendan Costanza, Louanne Katraine and That Third Guy tagged Kara Thrace in their note “Nuggets R Us! Eat That, God!” Kara Thrace is going to do her job…even if it kills her. 8 Cylon Raiders are attending the event: Sneaking Up on Dradis. That Third Guy tagged Louanne Katraine in his note: “Frak! Do you think urine washes out of these flight suits?”
Colonel Tigh can‟t believe Starbuck is taking on 8 raiders at once! Brendan Costanza joined the group: Teacher‟s Pets. Kara Thrace is FRAK ME!!!!!! Alex Quartaro can‟t believe Hot Dog just yakked on his boots! UGH! FRAKKING NUGGETS! Lee Adama gave Brendan Costanza a gift: Wings. Kara Thrace thinks this place has no atmosphere. Mr. Gaeta loves giving the Mark One Eyeball command!! Commander Adama tagged Lee Adama in his note “What did I tell you about keeping an eye on your almost sister super sekkrit lover lead pilot? Find her now!” Head Six is thanking the Cylon God she can finally change out of that red dress! Dr. Gaius Baltar is a fan of Stilettos. President Laura Roslin can‟t believe she has to consult with this nutjob. Karl Agathon is a fan of Shiny Toasters. Sharon Valerii (v. 2.0) can‟t believe her evil plan is working so well! He even makes breakfast! Kara Thrace is a fan of Cylon Raiders. Lee Adama joined the group: Striking Down Superior Assholes. Colonel Tigh wonders just what kind of blackmail pictures Thrace must have on the Adamas. Margaret Edmondson is a fan of Biceps. President Laura Roslin tagged Lee Adama in her note: “I‟m calling you so we can talk about making babies your sekkrit lover this crazy plan to reroute the CAP.” Kara Thrace tagged Cylon Raider in her note: “This is your brain…I‟m throwing out the escape hatch.” Mr. Gaeta is wondering why he‟s always the one getting his ass chewed out just for stating the facts. Kara Thrace is not a fan of Raider Goo. Kara Thrace is a fan of Oxygen. President Laura Roslin tagged Commander Adama in her note: “Sorry the bitch is dead. Can we get going now?” Kara Thrace posted an item: Safety Tip: “Good Touch, Bad Touch. When dealing with Cylon Raiders, be sure you can tell the difference.” Colonel Tigh tagged President Laura Roslin in his note: “Thrace and the Adamas? It‟s Complicated. Check their relationship statuses if you don‟t believe me.” 43 percent of your reserve fuel is attending the event: the (Possibly Futile) Search for Kara Thrace. President Laura Roslin is ready to kick some Adama ass! Commander Adama and Lee Adama joined the group: Reluctant Fans of Ladies in Charge. Lee Adama poked Commander Adama. Lee Adama tagged Commander Adama in his note: “Even though now you know Kara killed Zak, do you still love her best Dad? Do you? Huh, huh, do you?” Mr. Gaeta is really frakking sick of watching the clock, setting the clock or having anything to do with the motherfrakking clock!!! Kara Thrace tagged Lee Adama in her note: “Ever heard of intercept protocol, you stupid frakker?”
Kara Thrace shared a piece of flair: “Duct Tape Fixes Everything!” Lee Adama may have just piddled in excitement. Thank Gods he knows how to get urine out of these flight suits. Chief Tyrol has a new toy!! Lee Adama tagged Kara Thrace in his note: “You smell bad and have cooties! That‟s code for „Wanna frak?‟” Kara Thrace tagged Lee Adama in her note: “Wanna give me a bath? That‟s hardly code at all for „Wanna frak?‟ but I bet you still won‟t man up.‟” Commander Adama gave Kara Thrace a gift: His Last Cigar Commander Adama tagged Kara Thrace in his note: “See? All you needed to do to make me basically forget you killed my son was crash land on a moon and nearly die of asphyxiation. Love ya like a daughter again!”