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With a farewell note she left Listerine




Said my breath smelt like death and my teeth were obscene




I tried orange flavour, cherry flavour and regular green




Now I’ve a wife and a life thanks to Listerine




 




When my tongue has a furry coat




And the taste that I’m tasting is rancid goat (or stoat)




What stuff do I copiously chuck down my throat?




Listerine




 




I pour it on my cornflakes and my muesli




                                                            1/5
Listerine




Don’t buy Tesco own brand - be more choosy




Any spare? It’ll kill every germ on your loo seat




Listerine




 




Give your gob a new beginning




Find something fit for your tonsils to swim in




If when you heave a sigh people say that you’re minging




Try Listerine




 




I’ve put a stop to my halitosis




Made my kisses seem as sweet as roses




What’s the best mouthwash my dentist knows?




                                                          2/5
Listerine




It’s Listerine




 




My life’s transformed to a gargling marathon




Thanks to this liquid stronger than paraffin




I’m dashing off to have a show in




Listerine




 




Aqua, methyl silicate, alcohol




Sodium benzoate, saccharin, sorbitol




Aroma, benzoic acid, eucalyptol




Poloxamer, thymol and menthol




                                               3/5
Listerine




Keep it fresh




Keep it clean




Attack plaque in the name of oral hygiene




With Listerine




 




It’s made me a magnet to the opposite sex




Who needs the gym to build up their pecks?




When you can shove an antiseptic down your neck




Like Listerine




 




So if there’s a whiff like nasty poo




When someone sniffs your exhaled CO2




                                                  4/5
Listerine




Don’t buy Wrigley’s chewing gum to chew




But Listerine




                                          5/5

				
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