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Sharon Valerii (v. 1.0) is thinking she‟s never quite had this kind of a wet dream before. 5 small arms detonators are attending the event The Super Sekkrit Cylon Plan to Make Galactica Go „Splodey. Colonel Tigh became a fan of The Five Finger Rule of Moderation in Alcohol Consumption Lee Adama is having a bad day. :( Commander Adama commented on Lee Adama‟s status: “Quit frakking whining about the Olympic Carrier and man up already!” Colonel Tigh and Commander Adama joined the group Galactica Tour Guides. Laura Roslin did NOT become a fan of Military Protocol. Lee Adama tagged President Laura Roslin in his note “He‟s just doing this because he likes you.” Commander Adama shared a piece of flair: “Got Water?” Chief Tyrol can‟t believe his super sekkrit lover is a cylon mad bomber! Billy Keikaya became a fan of Anastasia Dualla‟s hair. Anastasia Dualla can‟t believe what a dork Billy is! Kara Thrace is really frakking bored. Where the hell is everyone and when can I blow some shit up?! 60 percent of your water reserves are attending the event Space: The Final Frontier. Sharon Valerii (v. 1.0) tagged Chief Tyrol in her note “You better cover for my ass if you ever want of piece of it again!” Colonel Tigh thinks no showers = things are about to get really frakking smelly around here! Sharon Valerii (v. 2.0) thinks it‟s fun to make Helo call her sir. In Bed. (Because she‟s a frakking Cylon, BITCHES!) 8 Galactica Personnel are attending the event We‟re Frakked. Now What? Chief Tyrol is pretty sure no one‟s gonna believe that‟s rust. Except Cally. Karl Agathon shared a piece of flair: “ECOs Do It Better!” Commander Adama tagged Dr. Gaius Baltar in his note “So about that Amazing Cylon Detector…” Dr. Gaius Baltar is going to his happy place. Mr. Gaeta commented on Dr. Gaius Baltar‟s status: “Wait for me, I‟m coming too!!” Chief Tyrol suspects his super sekkrit girlfriend is a cylon. Frak! Commander Adama gave President Laura Roslin a gift: Mystery Novel. Lee Adama tagged President Laura Roslin in his note “See? Told ya he likes you.” President Laura Roslin and Commander Adama joined the group Galactica Book Club (No Cylons Allowed!!). Kara Thrace says “Finally some frakking action around here!!” Kara Thrace shared a piece of flair: “Triad Players Do It Better!” Dr. Gaius Baltar is a fan of Lt. Thrace‟s cleavage hoodie. Sharon Valerii (v. 1.0) is in the hot seat now! Dr. Gaius Baltar gave Kara Thrace a gift: Fine Caprican Cigar.
Kara Thrace tagged Dr. Gaius Baltar in her note: “Thanks but sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. That‟s code for I ain‟t frakking you.” Sharon Valerii (v. 1.0) found water but she‟s not telling. (Because she‟s a frakking Cylon, BITCHES!) Sharon Valerii (v. 1.0) doesn‟t know who hacked into her account and wrote that last status update but it‟s not funny! She‟s totally human!! Totally!! Chief Tyrol can‟t believe Boomer just dropped the bomb on him! Frak! President Laura Roslin tagged Lee Adama in her note “If I just hold this little slip of paper long enough, I‟m sure that‟ll make up for killing 1300 innocent souls, don‟t you?” President Laura Roslin thinks Captain Apollo would make an excellent military advisor. In Bed. Chief Tyrol loves his super sekkrit girlfriend even if she might be a mad bomber AND a cylon. FRAK!