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        Major Bomb

   Updated: 12 August 2005
Copyright 2005 by Major Bomb
     All rights reserved.


Welcome to Kissing Bandits. We steal kisses. We might even steal
your heart.

Kissing Bandits is a tribe owned and operated by women in which
the female members playfully and lovingly steal kisses from their
victims and then run away. Men are invited to join us in Support
and Security Operative positions.

Kissing Bandits will be operating within the North American
Desert Theater at Black Rock City, Nevada, the week of August 30
to September 5, 2005.

Anybody may join us in our little game of “Kiss and Run”.


Kissing Bandit – Any woman over the age of 18. Uniform
requirements while on duty: cape and mask.

Lip Blockers – Security Operatives, usually a man, who will step
in if a kiss goes bad.

Lip Service – Includes any non-kissing woman who is either
married or monogamously involved as well as their spouses or
partners. Also, any woman who wants to join forces with us, but
doesn't want to snog on people. As the KB supply unit, Lip
Service supports with recon missions, sticker bombing, lip balm
support and mint supply.


       DAY           DATE       OPERATION       LEADER
    Monday        August 29   Desert Snog     Major Bomb
    Tuesday       August 30   Freshmaker*     Red Jazelle
    Wednesday     August 31   Lip Service     Killagrrrl
    Thursday      September 1 Playa Pucker Up     TBA
    Friday        September 2 Hot Lips**      ShaktiQueen
     * Special Ops involving transfer of breath mint from KB to target.
       ** Special Ops involving gifting of lip balm from KB to target.

All operations begin at the base of the Man commencing at 11:00
p.m. and run for 60 to 90 minutes. Look for your leader who will
be wearing the uniform and carrying a flag. Check in and
identify the part you’ll be playing that evening.


Rule #1: Women Only

   Kissing Bandits is a tribe owned and operated by   women. Only
   women can be an Official Kissing Bandit. Men can   offer
   support and security for KB's in case situations   backfire.
   They will be known as “Lip Blockers” and you can   call on them
   for back up at any time during a raid.

Rule #2: The Uniform

   In an effort to brand ourselves, all KB’s are required to
   wear a mask and a cape during a raid. It will help us
   identify each other when we are in the midst of operations.
   This is our uniform. When we are not wearing these items, we
   are off duty.

Rule #3: Ask First!

   Though it does take away the element of surprise, it is
   absolutely imperative and totally ethical that a Kissing
   Bandit gets permission from her victim during a stick up or
   “kiss up” to steal a kiss.

   Possible scripts:

       "I'm a kissing bandit and this is a stick up! Can I
       steal a kiss?"

       “I am a kissing bandit! Pucker up! Have you any kisses I
       can steal?”

   Make up your own script and have fun with it. Be clear that
   you are asking permission and thereby asking your victim to
   participate in our little game.

   If your victim says “yes”, you're on!

   If your victim says “no”, back off immediately. No questions
   asked. KB's do not assault their targets.

Rule #4 - A Kiss is Just A Kiss

   “You must remember this, a kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is
   just a sigh, the fundamental things apply as time goes by...”

   All this to say that you can kiss your target in any manner
   you so choose (peck, smooch, spit, slosh). However please
   remember first and foremost a KB is a lady and a KB does not

   grope or fondle. KB's are restricted to stealing kisses only.
   No copping a feel, ladies!

Rule #5 - Partners in Crime

   At the beginning of every mission, identify who's a “bold” KB
   and who's a “shy” KB and partner up accordingly:

                     1 bold + 1 shy = KB Unit kiss and run together as a team. Do not leave
   your partner behind. Ever!!!


   Kissing Bandits take NO PRISONERS!!! Our tactical style of
   kissing is simple: kiss and run! No KB operative is permitted
   to take a target back home with them. We simply cannot have
   people you've kissed running around with us afterwards. THIS

   If, by chance, you see an opportunity for true love or hot
   sex with someone you've kissed, leave him or her your card
   and tell them to catch up with you later.

Rule #7 – Victims, Not Volunteers

   We do not steal kisses from people who ask us for one or wish
   to volunteer to be kissed. We rob victims only.

Rule #8 – No Requests

   In the spirit of Rule #7, we also do not accept requests for

   It’s worth mentioning that you as KB are in charge as to what
   type of kiss you are stealing. A peck on the cheek? A smooch
   on the lips? A nibble on the ear? Zee Famous Franco Lip Lock
   A La Tongue? It's up to you. You're doing the stealing. Just
   remember the tactic: kiss and run.


Your duties as a Leader:

  • Be the designated leader for the entire raid from start to
  • Be pretty sober when leading a raid. At the very least,
     please don’t be totally wasted. You’re representing the
     entire Kissing Bandits Army of Love and leadership commands
     mental clarity of a sort.
  • Pre-raid: have KB’s identify themselves as either “bold” or
     “shy” and have them partner up as follows: one bold + one
     shy. This comprises a KB Kissing unit.
  • Plan and strategize the attack of three camps. I recommend
     you take nominations, but the ultimate decision is up to
     you. I further suggest you keep your targets to yourself so
     that infiltrators will have difficulty tracking our
  • Raid: Carry and wave a flag so KB's can find you in the mists
     of confusion.
  • Have Recon operatives scope out your target camp to see if
     there are enough beautiful people to steal kisses from.
     They should actually enter the camp and case the joint
     before reporting back to you.
  • Break into the camp and have all KB’s start stealing kisses.
     Then LEAVE!
  • Designate a meeting place for after the kissing raid and meet
     up with all KB’s afterwards. Make sure all KB's are
     accounted for after each target is hit. Do a head-count.
  • Go on to your next target and do it again!
  • Post-raid: Reconvene at the Man for debriefing after all
     kissing raid targets are completed.
  • Submit a casualty report on about how your mission
     was accomplished. Include anecdotes.

How KB’s raids operate:

  • Kissing raids will run every night at Burning Man.
  • They start at 11:00 p.m. at the base of the Man and last for
     about 60 to 90 minutes.
  • Each mission involves a minimum of 3 targets: playa parties,
     events, theme camps or Center Camp.

Whoever successfully completes a mission will be elevated within
the ranks to "KB Lieutenant – 1st Class”,

               BY COMMANDER 155 MON KEY FIST

                    ALL LBBO – PLEASE READ

Article I. Mission Statement

    Provide solid protection, security, and support for female KB
    agents from personal assault, kidnapping, assassination, loss
    of confidential information, or other threats, even if it
    means losing their own life.

Article II. Code of Ethics

    A. LBBO shall comply with all the guidelines prescribed
    forthwith in this document, The Official Kissing Bandits

    B. LBBO shall offer KB agents with highest respect and

    C. LBBO shall provide security solely based on the best
    interest of KB agents.

    D. LBBO shall not disclose true identities of any KB agents
    to outsiders.

    E. LBBO shall not leave behind any KB agents post-raids.

    F. LBBO always looks out for his fellow LBBO.

    G. LBBO shall comply with all of the BM guidelines. We are a
    community. We: participate, leave no trace, help each other,
    contribute, gift, create, communicate, never let it hit the
    ground, and if it wasn't in your body don't put it in the

Article III. Code of Conduct

    A. LBBO shall not be overly intoxicated during times of duty
    to insure sound judgment and provide the highest level of
    security and protection.

    B. LBBO shall take action ONLY WHEN REQUIRED.

        1) LBBO will operate in the background and shall not
        interfere with raid operations until requested by the KB

        2) LBBO shall not engage the perpetrator until it is
        completely necessary.

    C. LBBO and Damage Control

        1) Immediate assessment must be made by the LBBO to
        determine best method/s to prevent any harm to KB agents
        during "back-fires".

        2) LBBO MUST TAKE ACTION and shield KB agents in "back-
        fire" situations and exercise "Non-Confrontational"
        tactics towards perpetrators.

     D. LBBO shall be aware of his surroundings at all times
     such as, speeding trains, falling palm trees, and terrorist
     bombing attacks to insure safety for himself and other KB
     agents during raid operations.

     E. LBBO SHALL NOT CARRY ANY WEAPONS such as grenades,
     sawed-off shotguns, rocket launchers, or even a rusty
     rebar, but utilize ones wits, and a loving heart to diffuse
     any misunderstandings or mishaps during raid operations.

     to all operations. What happens on a mission, stays on a
     mission! (Submitted by Chai Guy)

Article IV. LBBO Uniform Ordinance

     A. Uniform

          1) Black beret or bandana
          2) Red top
          3) Camouflage long pants
          4) Boots or tennis shoes. Slippers will not be

                   C O N F I D E N T I A L
                 C O R R E S P O N D E N C E

To: Ronzo
Black Rock Beacon
4:30 and Amnesia, BRC Nevada

Major “Lip” Bomb
Kissing Bandit HQ
3:30 @ Esplanade, BRC Nevada

Subject: Embedded Journalist Assignment Request

So you want to be embedded with our elite Kissing Bandits?

I have to tell you that you will be required to pull your own
weight. We will not tolerate any pansy-ass journalists who cannot
hump their own shit. This is a Leave-No-Trace operation! You must
first read our handbook (see attached) and agree to adhere to all
of our rules specified therein. You will know, live and respect
the handbook. These rules might not only save your life, but our
lives as well.

You will be held to the strictest of confidences and will ask
permission before printing any KB operative's name or photo. No
photos of KB operatives will be taken out of uniform or without
masks at any time for any reason, and no "real" names of KB
operatives will be published.

As an embedded burnalist it is imperative that you not interfere
in any way with our missions. If the Mission Commander feels that
you are jeopardizing mission safety or in anyway "harshing the
vibe" you will get your ass booted faster than you can say "Wolf
Blitzer", get it? Got it? GOOD!

You will address each KB operative by her rank and name; you will
salute and otherwise conduct yourself as a subordinate team
member of the Kissing Bandits. When a KB operative tells you to
jump, the only response from you better be "How high?" followed
by the appropriate rank and title.

You must also understand that LBO (Lip Blockers) are there for
the security of the KB operatives. That is there primary,
secondary and final mission goal. At no time will you interfere
or otherwise distract an LBO from his mission. Any LBO interviews
must be conducted prior to a mission or subsequent to a mission

Making requests for Kisses by a KB operative is the only sure-
fire way for you to NOT GET A KISS! Please do not make any

If you are willing to agree to all of the above requirements then
send me an encrypted message via e-mail.

Love & Rockets,
Major Bomb, Out!

                    AND THE ARMY OF LOVE

Sat, August 20, 2005 - 12:13 AM
Posted by DaBomb

Attention Kissing Bandits and the Army of Love!

I have received a missive from Jaywalker, a dastardly tribester
of mine who, along with as yet unnamed counter insurgents is
mounting an offensive against our operations:

> I am assembling a crack team of anti kissing bandits to
> infiltrate your organization, and stop the sinful spread
> of kissing debauchery.

> Viva la resistance.
> jaywalker!


Major Bomb, out.

Sat, August 20, 2005 - 12:23 AM
Posted by DaBomb


Sat, August 20, 2005 - 12:49 AM
Posted by Scottica
Re: P.S.
 I will be staring my counter intelligence operation ASAP

 Sat, August 20, 2005 - 8:42 AM
Posted by Jeannie
Re: P.S.
 Scottica! Thank you for protecting us =) Maybe we should send
  out some double-agents . . .

NO ONE get s to stop us from kissing!

Vive les Kissing Bandits!!!

 Sat, August 20, 2005 - 9:24 AM
Posted by Snow
Re: P.S.
 Good, quick thinking...

We are also conducting profile assesments to determine if our

 ranks haven't already been infiltrated by enemy double
 agents... These ladies may look like Kissing Bandits but really
 all they want are our breathmints and lip gloss. Be careful
 ladies, your shy partner may be more shy than you think!

Sat, August 20, 2005 - 9:30 AM
Posted by Kendall
Re: P.S.
 Hmmm...I didn't originally assume that weaponry would be
  required but perhaps we may need to rethink hat approach. Water
  guns? Other munitions?

All options must be considered lest the LBBO are caught

Sat, August 20, 2005 - 9:32 AM
Posted by DaBomb
Re: P.S.
 Remember, this is an Army of Love. You must use the power of the
  strongest force known to humankind.

Sat, August 20, 2005 - 10:21 AM
Posted by Scottica
Re: P.S.
 agreed a unitions race is not what we want here. I think we we
  can get crafty enough to see our mission fulfilled.

Sat, August 20, 2005 - 10:22 AM
Posted by Scottica
Re: P.S.
 "munitions" not unitions although it could eb acoll word for

 This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.

Sat, August 20, 2005 - 10:49 AM
Posted by Snow
Re: P.S.
 Perhaps that's just it, well have a "lips race" instead of an
  "arms race"!

Sat, August 20, 2005 - 11:35 AM
Posted by Amaya
 Roger, Major Bomb, any spy found amongst us will be subjeted to
  Chinese Kissing Torture...mwaa ha ha...

Or even more excrutiating...the Tunnel of Smooch!! (20 KB's lined
  up on either side, forming a human tunnel of kissing lips).

~Agent Papaya, over and out, S.W.A.K.

Sat, August 20, 2005 - 12:59 PM
Posted by Chai
 "Jaywalker" is a threat NOT to be taken lightly. He is the head
  of a dastardly organized syndicate of "haters". He's out to
  stop the fun on a global scale. I will be infiltrating his
  secret lair this evening and if I make it out alive, I will
  report back here with the necessary intelligence needed to stop

Chai- Out!

Sat, August 20, 2005 - 1:22 PM
Posted by DaBomb
 Kisses are too good for traitors, Amaya. We'll have to kill'em
  with kindness!

Viva las muchas smooches!


 Tue, August 23, 2005 - 1:21 AM
Posted by Dr. Evil
 With punishments like that, you make me want to join the
  resistance myself. And then get caught!


 Sat, August 20, 2005 - 8:36 PM
Posted by Rafaelo
viva la kissistance!
 let them try to bring it on...

arms are for hugging and lips are for snogging!

 Mon, August 22, 2005 - 9:09 AM
Posted by Red
Re: viva la kissistance!
 Maybe the resistance really isn’t the resistance @ all!!! Maybe
  they R using the resistance as a guise 2 make us think they
  don't like kisses when really they do!

My theory is that they R using this clever cover 2 get more
  kisses… we must resist them and find innocent, u-expecting
  lovelies 2 spread our kisses all over.

SURPRISE is the #1 weapon of a KB!!!
Well, surprise and our kisses, of course. :)

 Mon, August 22, 2005 - 9:10 AM
Posted by Lil Shadow
Re: viva la kissistance!
 This posted by JayWalker to another list where I as a secret
  operative lurk:

It't an evil organization that has in its ranks thieves, sloppy
gropers and the French. They go around pretending it's innocent
intimacy from strangers to build a powerful new weapon. They are
utilizing liars, thieves, drug addicts and goat humpers for
I assure you it is not a peaceful militia.

While I hold their leader Major DaBomb, in highest regards, I
  fear she
may not have been able to check on the backgrounds of all the
Their missive is corrupt.

Keep a watch out for their uniform of mask and cape. The
bodyguard/soldiers (cutely renamed Lip Blocker Operatives, a
innocent title) are trained in restraint techniques to allow the
Bandits to suck the life force out of mortals.

They must be overtaken!

Stay Tuned for more critical info of the planned attack

 Mon, August 22, 20 05 - 9:35 AM
Posted by Red
Re: viva la kissistance!
 Goodness Gracious! Someone obviously needs some rainbow love
  infused in2 their poo poo perspective.

Life sucks if we say it sucks... purrrrrrsonally, I know life is
  beautiful and hope 2 reflect that every day. If this dude
  thinks we’re mutants who suck people’s energy when we kiss them
  it must B because that is what he sees when he looks in the

Initially, I wanted 2 respond 2 this "Jaywalker" fellow ~ but it
  really doesn't seem like a good idea to argue with someone who
  has a poo poo attitude. I don't want their negativity, and I'm
  not going 2 B suckered in2 feeling sorry 4 them and kissing

 them, either.

They can go on and on saying negative things~ let them. Everyone
  can C they R just being negative and nobody wants 2 listen 2 a
  crappy attitude. This guy and his negative attitude won’t get
  far. Negativity doesn’t grow, it sinks.

The Kissing Bandits will live on ever stronger and more beautiful
  because we reflect love and abundance.

If Mr. Jaywalker really has fundamental issues with the KB’s and
  how we operate, I encourage him to discuss this in our forum.
  Maybe he has some constructive criticism that will help us
  become better Kissing Bandits… and maybe by talking with us
  (not behind our backs) he’ll gain a deeper perspective and
  appreciation 4 who we R and what we R doing.

Until he is ready 2 discuss his issues with us~ confronting our
  love and kindness~ my opinion is that he is just a gossip hound
  and should B ignored.

In love always,
Red Jazelle

Mon, August 22, 2005 - 9:53 AM
Posted by Lil Shadow
Re: viva la kissistance!
 I am not sure that you really got what he was saying. I am not
  sure that his words were literal as to what he thinks about us,
  I think it is in the spirit of BM to hae a rivalry. at least
  that is what I think, I could be completely wrong and he can
  totally mean what he is saying literally, but I just don't see

He is a friend to many of us KB's here, just so you know.

 Mon, August 22, 2005 - 9:59 AM
Posted by Red
Re: viva la kissistance!
 I could C that he was kidding around, but it wasn't very nice.
Sorry~ I guess I just don't C the humor in being a poo poo head.

Mon, August 22, 2005 - 10:09 AM
Posted by Red
Re: viva la kissistance!
 Plus, I don't know him, so I apologize that I didn't understand
  his humor. I just logged on this morning and saw some stranger
  saying nasty things and it made me upset. I guess I don't find
  humor in negativity. It would have been funnier 2 me if they
  were resisting us in a more positive manor.

Mon, August 22, 2005 - 10:11 AM
Posted by Snow
Re: viva la kissistance!
 Besides, we're Dutch, not French!

 Mon, August 22, 2005 - 10:13 AM
Posted by Lil Shadow
Re: viva la kissistance!
 remember though he knows most of the people inlisted and where
  he posted this thread those people he knows are on, so he is
  basically just bagging on his friends

I think it would be fun if he can gather a little army to try to
  hunt us down and have a little righteous war!

But that's just me

 Mon, August 22, 2005 - 10:55 AM
Posted by Brutus
Re: viva la kissistance!
 i think im with red on this one , even if he does know alot of
  kb it not right for him talk crap about people he doesnt know .
  he can try to start his war but i prefer peace but ill tell you
  this if he starts this war on the playa especically on a
  mission that im on it wont be a war that he will win .

Mon, August     22, 2005 - 11:04 AM
Posted by Lil   Shadow
Re: viva la     kissistance!
 I think some   of y'all eat way too much red meat

Mon, August 22, 2005 - 10:43 AM
Posted by Exit
Re: viva la kissistance!
i dunno what the problem is, if the goat loves me and i love the

 Mon, August 22, 2005 - 10:20 AM
Posted by Amaya
Re: viva la kissistance!
 "The Trickster" has always played an important role in the
  mythology of many cultures (Pan, Coyote, Baubo, etc.), because
  s/he reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously.
  Nevertheless, this guy sounds like the mean kid on the
  playground who used to steal your My Little Ponies, pull their
  tails out, and know, the one with the messy hair
  who smelled kinda funny? The one who would claim ownership of
  the monkey bars and kick you when you got too close? (Sorry,
  got carried away there...)

The Trickster's role in mythology to make us laugh at ourselves.

 There's tons of room for creative subversion at Burningman.
 TONS! And it's hysterical - the pants cannon, etc. If this is
 what ends up happening, great. It will be a hoot! But there's a
 fine line between CREATIVE subversion and DESTRUCTIVE
 subversion. Let's hope this guy is more clever than he sounds,
 and actually comes up with some funny stuff.


Mon, August 22, 2005 - 11:13 AM
Posted by Red
Re: viva la kissistance!
 U guys R all so awesome. I don’t know who 2 respond back 2

“Have a kike here~ Ik bent out France, neet. Y, ik dankt Kissing
  Bandits es mas geselic!”

Wouldn’t it have been funny if the guy on the playground took the
  ponies and put them all up on the jungle gym 2 keep them from
  the people who wanted 2 play with them? It would have been much
  less destructive then tearing off their tails or pushing people
  off the bars. Flying-Monkey-Bar-Ponies would B only slightly
  aggravating in a fun way if U wanted 2 play with them~ tearing
  their tails off would make me want 2 cry.

Bring on the resistance! Let them try 2 deter our mission!
  Nothing can stop our banditas of love!!!! We’ve got our
  RELIABLE and STRONG Lip Block 2 protect us!!!! I’m ABSOLUTELY
  sure that NO resistance will deter our mission with Brutus &
  the boys on our team.


Mon, August 22, 2005 - 11:20 AM
Posted by Lil Shadow
Re: viva la kissistance!
 This was his last post after I explained what we were to those
  who were completely unaware of what he was even talking about
  (not everyone knows we exist yet) And giving strong warnings
  against any infedels who tried to resist!!

<<Do not believe this person. They have been brainwashed by the
Bandit operatives.

They have formed a Jihad against me for spreading the truth about
dastardly plan. I was personally informed by one of the double
that infiltrated their nefarious network of saliva swapping.

Keep Gigsville safe, then maybe if there is time, other people,
  or not.

jaywalker >>

--going to hell, and liking it!

See now I find this quite hunorous and hope to have a little
  jihad with whatever army he is able to put together as well.
  And I am in the perfect spot to infiltrate and find out his
  planes and act as a double agent against him!!!

Mon, August 22, 2005 - 11:23 AM
Posted by Red
Re: viva la kissistance!
 Well if his band of PooPoo's try 2 keep me from my kissing~ I'll
  have 2 pull out a can of WHOOP ASS on them!

Mon, August 22, 2005 - 11:25 AM
Posted by Red
Re: viva la kissistance!
 Good call with infiltrating their “top secret” headquarters.

Top Secret indeed.

 Mon, August 22, 2005 - 12:26 PM
Posted by Snow
Re: viva la kissistance!
 “Have a kike here~ Ik bent out France, neet. Y, ik dankt Kissing
  Bandits es mas geselic!”

Ja, dat klopt! Ik denk dat ook.


Mon, August 22, 2005 - 12:50 PM
Posted by Lil Shadow
Re: viva la kissistance!
 Someone has just outted me as a spy in gigsville, as they make
  their devious plans to stop us and make protest signs.

I of course completely denied it!!!

 This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.

Mon, August 22, 2005 - 2:12 PM
Posted by Red
Re: viva la kissistance!

 They R obviously jealous of our loving scheme.

Do we need 2 get U a lil'ler shadow Ms. Shadow? A Super Shadow
  Top Secret KB Spy who isn't in our tribe yet (evidence ya know)
  2 filter us information about their diabolical plans?

 Mon, August 22, 2005 - 6:33 PM
Posted by Marius
Re: viva la kissistance!
 Yar! I'm not French! ...nor do I 'hump Goats'. Goats need love
  just as much as the rest of us. But, calling it 'humping' is
  taking a beautiful thing and making it dirty...

If, during my LBBO duties, I come across a jihad agent with an
  anti-kissing suicide bombing attempt, I will smother him/her
  with hugs until the KBs depart. Maybe all these kiss-haters
  really need is some genuine plutonic love to change their ways
  from the dark side. Just as long as it doesn't force me neglect
  my 'goat love'...

Tue, August 23, 2005 - 12:02 AM
Posted by Brutus
Re: viva la kissistance!
 very well said marius thats awsome brother

Tue, August 23, 2005 - 8:16 AM
Posted by Red
Re: viva la kissistance!
 I'll second that!

Tue, August 23, 2005 - 8:57 AM
Posted by Snow
Re: viva la kissistance! have a point there...I sense a revolution

Tue, August 23, 2005 - 11:33 AM
Posted by MoB
Re: viva la kissistance!
 Whatever happens ... whatever they do to you ... in the words of
  our Mighty Kissing Leader ...


"Major Bomb"

Tue, August 23, 2005 - 12:08 PM
Posted by Kendall
Re: viva la kissistance!
 Yes, I have to say, in this one case--I think it may be more fun

 to be on the "naughty" side.

I suppose I can volunteer for training ops. I'll pretend to be
  the "bad" guys. Always willing to sacrifice my body for the

Tue, August 23, 2005 - 1:30 PM
Posted by Lil Shadow
Re: viva la kissistance!
 just keep an eye out for mayor jim, he is the one who outted me
  and he is snitching off all other gigsvillains who may be a KB.

Tue, August 23, 2005 - 2:06 PM
Posted by Red
Re: viva la kissistance!
 It sounds like Jim is ruining his chances 4 a KB raid on

Tue, August 23, 2005 - 2:10 PM
Posted by Lil Shadow
Re: viva la kissistance!
 actually he is also kind of sticking up for us, there was a
  whole real debate about us I had to send them the rules of
  engagement. There were a couple of women who just rushed to
  judgement and conclusions when they read the term kissing
  bandits. all is cool not though

Tue, August 23, 2005 - 2:23 PM
 Posted by Red
Re: viva la kissistance!
 Well maybe Jim & Gigsville should B on the list 4 a KB Showdown~
  if he is sticking up 4 us. I've got friends camping there, 2.
  Agh... so many decisions.

I say let's focus on raiding camp parties! YEA! (sorry, off
  subject~ but my suggestion none the less).

Tue, August 23, 2005 - 4:10 PM
 Posted by Scottica
Re: viva la kissistance!
 let them do what they do and let us do what we do and work it
  out later
this is a thread and that can be dropped now
No mas drama or worry please, comedy or not it gets dropped into
  our heads and there is no more room in mine:)

Tue, August 23, 2005 - 4:22 PM
Posted by Lil Shadow
Re: viva la kissistance!
there is no drama calling drama where there is none does however
  start a frenzy.

What they are going to do is attack us (in a none hurtful
  completely playa way) so the word attack is probably totally
  TOO harsh of a word and most likely the wrong wording, but I am
  a simpleton.

This was somewhat turning out to be a performance art piece from
  my understanding. DaBomb is considered gigsville. My
  understanding of the situation is Jay and her (as well as at
  least 4 other KB's I know) are good friends with him and he
  wants to do a play war.

Not new to the playa there have been several rivals on the playa
  who love to rampage each other because they really love each

I do not see how setting up a play war becomes drama? I just
  simply am privvy to plans against us so that we may find ways
  to protect and or conquer.

After all DaBomb would've never started the thread otherwise I am
  sure, I just happened to had found out what she was talking
  about and posted to the correct thread!

Tue, August 23, 2005 - 5:41 PM
Posted by Chai Guy
Re: viva la kissistance!
 I have returned from Jay Walker's Lair and I have the following
to report:

Jaywalker is commanding his minions from a underground radio
station http;//

It's too late for an intercept of one his shows as he will
already be on the playa before his next appearance!

Well played Mr. Jay Walker, well played indeed.

I'm afraid that while I escaped without revealing any KB plans
Jaywalker did take an article of my clothing hostage and is
threatening me with it's demise should I continue my association
with the LBBO.

Never fear, I will not relinquish my post, I am dedicated to the
cause and will seek the return of my fuzzy legging through covert
measures if required.

Viva La Beso Revolution

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