Are Ya Bovvered?
Author: Lee Bok
Age Group: 18-80
Are ya’ bovvered? Are you sick of school or work and unimpressed with life in general? Are you fed up
with people expecting unreasonable things from you - like having a wash, getting out of bed, paying for
ARE YA’ BOVVERED? has all the answers you need to justify doing bugger all (provided you can be
bothered to read the book).
1. It’s easier to swallow than go to the
bathroom for a tissue.
2. You can’t catch HIV because you’re
3. Condom packaging is too fiddly.
4. Your sister’s boyfriend has had the
5. You’re already HIV positive, and
you can’t get it twice.
6. You always pay extra for pink on
7. You’ve never caught a disease from
8. Vaginal warts are ribbed for your
9. You always pull out and jizz on her
10. The only dangerous part of your
lovemaking is digging up the body.