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Number Six created an event: The Second Cylon War. Kara Thrace is sick of having to tell all these frakking tourists to MAKE A HOLE! Commander Adama tagged Kara Thrace in his note: What Do You Hear? Chief Tyrol became a fan of Commander Adama. Colonel Tigh has had just about enough of Starbuck-buck-buck! Kara Thrace joined the group Striking Down Superior Assholes (and promptly reported to the brig). Laura Roslin has received some very bad news. :( Dr. Gaius Baltar became a fan of himself. Number Six and Dr. Gaius Baltar are now in a relationship. Lee Adama is attending the event Galactica Decommissioning. Chief Tyrol and Sharon Valerii are now in a relationship (but it’s a secret). Lee Adama is now friends with Karl Agathon and Sharon Valerii via the People You May Know tool. Billy Keikaya became a fan of Anastasia Dualla. Laura Roslin did NOT become a fan of Commander Adama. Lee Adama thinks this seems familiar. Kara Thrace has changed her status from Single to It’s Complicated. Lee Adama has changed his status from Single to It’s Complicated. Number Six is disappointed by what a total cheating horndog Dr. Gaius Baltar is. Commander Adama and Lee Adama are attending the event Galactica Photo Shoot. Lee Adama tagged Commander Adama in his note It’s All Your Fault, Dad! Dr. Gaius Baltar can’t believe what Number Six is telling him. 500 of your friends are attending Galactica Decommissioning Ceremony. Lee Adama can’t wait to escort this ship back to Caprica and have a drink. The Cylons created an event: The Destruction of the 12 Colonies. 7 million of your friends and family attended the event: The Destruction of the 12 Colonies. Commander Adama tagged Kara Thrace in his note There are Ships in the Starboard Hangar Deck! Kara Thrace tagged Chief Tyrol in her note Gift shop? Frak me! Your entire squadron attended the event: Futile Attempt to Fight the Technologically Advanced Cylon Raiders. Sharon Valerii and Karl Agathon are making an emergency landing on Caprica. Laura Roslin is taking names and kicking ass on Colonial One (even if she’s quietly freaking out inside). Lee Adama tagged Aaron Doral in his note The Lady’s in Charge. Kara Thrace would like the deck crew to get her bird operational RFN! Commander Adama tagged Colonel Tigh in his note You’re either the XO or you’re not! Chief Tyrol just needed 40 seconds—40 frakking seconds! Chief Tyrol did NOT become a fan of Colonel Tigh.
Sharon Valerii is devastated that Helo gave up his seat for that smarmy Gaius Baltar. Commander Adama became a fan of Colonel Tigh. Laura Roslin created the event: Presidential Inaugaration. Commander Adama is taking control of the fleet (Frak yeah!). Laura Roslin thinks Captain Apollo has a nice ring to it. Laura Roslin has changed her status from Single to It’s Complicated. Lee Adama created the event: 50 Megaton Thermal Nuclear Detonation (PSYCH!). Chief Tyrol tagged Kara Thrace in his note Our Secret Lovers Are Dead, Sir! Boxey is a fan of Sharon Valerii. Dr. Gaius Baltar is now friends with Head Six via the People You May Know tool. Mr. Gaeta has joined the group FTL FTW! President Laura Roslin tagged Lee Adama in her note Thanks for Saving Our Collective Asses (and May I Have a Piece of Yours?) Kara Thrace is praying for her dead almost brother super sekkrit lover Lee Adama. Leoben Conoy is feeling unwell. :( Head Six is a fan of All You Need is Love (and God). President Laura Roslin is hating having to roll the hard six. Billy Keikaya tagged President Laura Roslin in his note Remember that Cute Little Girl You Just Met? Yeah, You Killed Her. President Laura Roslin and Lee Adama have joined the group He Really Is a Superior Asshole, Eh? Commander Adama did NOT become a fan of Leoben Conoy. The Entire Fleet became fans of Reunion Make Outs. Lee Adama and Kara Thrace did NOT become fans of Reunion Make Outs (in public anyway). Lee Adama tagged Kara Thrace in his note And “I’ll Be in the Ready Room” was Code for “Let’s Frak in the Ready Room.” Commander Adama created the event: Beating Down Some Cylon Ass! Mr. Gaeta became a fan of Dr. Gaius Baltar. Mr. Gaeta has changed his status from Single to It’s Complicated. Dr. Gaius Baltar is wondering whom he can finger as a Cylon (other than Head Six). Dr. Gaius Baltar did NOT become a fan of Aaron Doral. Colonel Tigh can’t believe the cylons look like us now! Commander Adama and Lee Adama are now friends via the People You May Know (Who Aren’t Dead And There’s Not That Many of Us Left So We Better Make Up) tool. Kara Thrace became a fan of Confessing Your Sins (Since it’s the End of the World and All). Dr. Gaius Baltar shared a new Piece of Flair: “ I Just Invented the Amazing Cylon Detector (Ask Me How!)” President Laura Roslin tagged Commander Adama in her note We Need to Start Having Babies RFN. Commander Adama became a fan of President Laura Roslin. Commander Adama has changed his status from Single to It’s Complicated. Commander Adama, Lee Adama, Colonel Tigh, and Mr. Gaeta attended the event: Strategery Session.
Mr. Gaeta is plotzing plotting a jump beyond the red line! Aaron Doral can’t believe they stranded him at Ragnor Anchorage and wants everyone to know he is NOT a Cylon. Kara Thrace is kicking in the burn, baby! Lee Adama tagged Kara Thrace in his note You Are Beyond Insane! Kara Thrace tagged Lee Adama in her note Saved Your Pretty Ass, Didn’t I? 200 of your friends attended the event: The So Say We All Slow-Clap-a-thon. Commander Adama became a fan of Earth. Colonel Tigh became a (reluctant) fan of Kara Thrace’s flying. Kara Thrace did NOT become a fan of Colonel Tigh. Kara Thrace is renewing her membership in the group Striking Down Superior Assholes! Commander Adama became a fan of noodles. President Laura Roslin tagged Commander Adama in her note You’ll be the Dad and I’ll be the Mom, OK? Commander Adama and President Laura Roslin are now friends via the People Who Are in Charge of the Remnants of Humanity tool. Colonel Tigh joined the group CAA (Colonial Alcoholics Anonymous). Kara Thrace is enjoying a good cigar in her rack. Colonel Tigh has left the group CAA (Colonial Alcoholics Anonymous). Dr. Gaius Baltar tagged Commander Adama in his super sekkrit note There are Only 12 Cylon Models (And It’s My Goal to Sleep With All of Them. Simultaneously.) Aaron Doral has joined the group Cylons Unite! (PSYCH!) Many copies of Sharon Valerii are attending the event: Cylon Orientation (SUPER PSYCH BITCHES!)
Created by Taragel inspired by DeeDee Baldwin's Austenbook As DeeDee said: “Yes, the news feed should go in reverse, but this makes for easier reading. :)”