2007 Ms No Swimsuit F 2007 Ms No Swimsuit
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Finals
2007 Ms No Swimsuit Finals
Heats
Heats Up Jamaica!
By Maureen, Swinger Scoreboard
Photography by Bob Lindsey
The 2007 Ms No Swimsuit Finals, held at Hedonism II in Jamaica, was wilder and sexier than ever, if that is
possible! This year we had ten awesome ladies from around the country competing for the crown. They all were
phenomenal and we enjoyed every minute with them. Before I go any further I would like to introduce them to you so you
can get to know them a bit better.
Contestant #1 is Krista,
sponsored by the Entice Convention in Contestant #2 is Angie, Contestant #3 is Tara,
Niagara Falls. Bob and Angie hold this sponsored by the Northaven Resort of sponsored by Castaways and Couples
convention every October and it is a great Michigan. Larry and Velma own Northaven Touch. To find out more about
convention. If you would like to know more Resort and the place is fantastic! If you Castaways Travel check out their
about the convention check out their would like to know more about Northaven website at: www.castawaystravel.com
website at: www.enticeny.com Krista check out their website at:
competed in the Entice contest last year . As the mother of four and a full time
www.northavenresort.com Angie has student Tara keeps quite busy but loves
and absolutely loved it placing as first never competed in a contest before but did
runner up. Her prize was a convention to have fun and has been to many
a fantastic job at Northaven and is happy
package to come back to Entice lifestyle events and clubs in Houston.
to be here in Jamaica. She loves the freedom
Convention which she did and won the She says she really never thought she
of not wearing clothes and how nice
title of Miss Entice 2007 bringing her here would end up winning the contest and
everyone is. Getting to know the all the
to the finals in Jamaica. Krista had always other contestants was fun as well as
end up here at the finals in Jamaica but
fantasized about the lifestyle only getting meeting so many new friends. She is a is thrilled to be here and she is quite an
into it later in life first as a single woman, dancer in Ohio and really showed off her asset to the contest. Tara tells us she
then as a couple after meeting and marrying dancing ability while performing in the bare really enjoyed meeting all the other
her wonderful husband. They both enjoy wear contest. She has never been to contestants and couldn’t believe how
the lifestyle as well as sexual bondage Hedonism II but thought it was beautiful many people she knew at Hedonism II.
which you can find out more about at and had fun while there. Who wouldn’t She loved spending so much time with
www.thebondagebed.com Krista has the have a good time in Jamaica. She really so many friends. We loved having her
energy and excitement that we love to see added to the beauty of Jamaica and we were with us for the week.
in the ladies. We are glad to have her here. thrilled to have her with us.
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Contestant #4 is Madison, Contestant #5 is Heather, Contestant #6 is Kari sponsored
sponsored by Those Who Dare Club. sponsored by The Private Affair Club out by Swing Fling Campouts in Wisconsin.
This club is a group of people who travel of Perryville Maryland. If you want to find If you would like to know more about the
to Hedonism II every year and have had out more check out their website at: campouts and parties check out their
so much fun during the No Swimsuit www.theprivateaffair.com Heather and website at: www.clubncn.com Kari is
Contest Week in the past that they her husband have only been in the lifestyle actually from Minnesota, and her ultimate
decided to sponsor a contestant of their for 3 years but it has been a fast 3 years. fantasy is to be in Playboy. She has never
own. This is their second year with a Heather says they have been to so many been to Hedonism II or a nudist resort so
contestant. Madison is wonderful fun places and met so many people and ending she was a “virgin” for the week but had
loving lady with all the enthusiasm and up as a contestant in this contest is been lots of fun getting to know everyone and
energy of ten people. She has been in really wonderful. She has been to nudist participating in all the activities. Incredible
many contests and done a lot of modeling resorts before and totally enjoyed spending was her description of the place . Kari is
so she is very comfortable with all the the week here at Hedonism II. Meeting and back in school earning her RN degree
different activities going on here in getting close to the other contestants was which is really cool being able to pull that
Jamaica. She proved to have many talents an added bonus and she says she will off with four kids while running a family
throughout the week , singing, dancing probably remain friends with some of them business. She and her husband are having
and an awesome personality. We loved for a long time. Heather was a delight to a wonderful vacation here in Jamaica. We
meeting her and having her with us for have with us for the week and we really too are glad she was here with us for the
the finals. enjoyed meeting her. week.
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Contestant #7 is Barbie, Contestant #8 is Jenifer Contestant #9 is Dawn
sponsored by Lifestyles. The Lifestyles sponsored by Swingstock Campouts in sponsored by D.J’s Private Island Club out
organization has lifestyle travel and a Minnesota. Glenn and Toni were the first of Pennsylvania. Dawn has been going to
convention in Las Vegas and one in Florida couple to host swinging campouts and D.J’s for four years and loves the club very
which is run by Bruce and Dixie who were have recently purchased a beautiful much. Her and her husband were one of
here in Jamaica with us. If you would like campground with more room because every the first members and they just love the
to know more about Lifestyles check out year they get more and more campers. If place. She thinks the world of Jim and Deb
their website at: www.lifestylesflorida.com. you would like to know more check out the owners of the club. If you would like to
Barbie is full of life, not shy and loves to their website at: www.swingstock.com. know more about the club, check out their
flash in public. She has her own website: Jenifer has loved being here at Hedonism website at: www.djsprivateclub.com. This
www.blondeflasher.com that you can check for her first time and thought it was is Dawn’s second trip to Hedonism II and
out. Barbie and her husband enjoy the absolutely gorgeous. She really enjoyed she really enjoyed being here as well as
lifestyle and being nude so much that they bonding with all the other contestants, getting to know all the other contestants.
are developing an adult only, clothing making new friends and her favorite was She tells us she liked being in the contest
optional hotel condo resort in Fort the dancing. She loved watching and which is her first one except for the one
Lauderdale Florida. For more information being a part of the choreographed dance she was in to bring her here. She feels that
check out their website: the girls do on Friday night. She was all the girls were so beautiful and really
www.bellavitaresorts.com . Barbie enjoyed always around to help out and if any of had so much fun becoming close to them
competing in the contest and really the other girls needed help she was there. and thought that she would be friends with
enjoyed meeting new friends and catching We are glad she was there for us too by a few of them for a long time. We really
up with long time friends. Barbie is an participating in the contest and always enjoyed having Dawn with us this week
absolute cutie pie and we were thrilled to smiling. and getting to know her as well.
spend the week with her.
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Now that you know the contestants a little The most popular event with the crowd is
better let me fill you in on all the fun that the wet t-shirt contest held during lunch
went on during the week of the contest. in the main dinning room. With our
The contestants participated in many contestants getting wild and giving it their
events and contests during the week. This all and usually taking off their shirts within
is how the judges get to know them and a few minutes it really should be called the
see what talents and personalities each of wet boob contest. Bob and I sponsor the
them have. Before I go any further let me wet t-shirt contest so they do start out with
explain who the judges are so you a t-shirt with our Swinger Scoreboard Logo
understand how it works. Tom from Tom’s on them. The crowd goes crazy with the
Tours is the guy who came up with the girls strutting around getting wet and wild.
idea to have this contest and over the The winners of this contest are chosen by
years with some help from a few others the applause of the crowd and the crowd
this has become a huge success. If you picked the winners in this order. Madison,
would like to be a judge all you have to do Miss Those Who Dare was the favored
is book the trip through Tom and you among the crowd coming in 1st place,
receive a judge tag which you wear Jenifer; Miss Swingstock came in 2nd with
throughout the week so the ladies know Dawn Miss D.J’s Private Island coming in
who you are and get better acquainted 3rd. All the ladies were great and I think
with you. We also have some of the events they had as much fun as we did. What a
just for our group so the judges are way to spend an afternoon but hey, you
important all week. On Friday the ballots can do this too, just call Tom (1-800-644-
Contestant #10 is Debi sponsored are handed out to the judges and you vote 5056 or 231-830-8116) and book for next
by the Show Me Convention in Missouri. for the top three ladies of your choice. I year.
If you would like to know more about the find this part very difficult because all of
convention you can check out their website them are awesome.The votes are all
at: www.showmefriends.com. Debi proved counted and the winner is crowned on
to us from the start that she doesn’t let Friday night during the big show.
anything get in her way when she starts
something. On her first day here at One of the biggest events that we have
Hedonism she missed a step coming down every year is the Bare Wear contest which
the stairs and broke her leg. She never let it consists of each girl making a swimsuit
get in her way nor did she ask for any favors out of something other than material. It is
and did everything everyone else did. She truly amazing what the ladies came up
got very good at maneuvering the with. Every year I am always surprised at
wheelchair. Debi has been to Hedo before the imaginations of each of them and what
in fact this is her tenth visit; she has been they come up with. You will have to check
in the lifestyle for ten years and is the out the pictures to really get an idea of
Contestant number 10. I would say the how much imagination these ladies really
number 10 is her lucky number wouldn’t have. They put on quite a show for all us
you? I think we were lucky to have Debi as we ate dinner Monday night. All of
with us all week . them were spectacular but three won the
votes of the crowd. Dawn, Ms D.J’s
Private Island captured everyone’s
attention with her “Edible” bikini made out
of Lifesaver Candies that made everyone’s
mouth water as they glistened all over her
body. Coming in at a close second was
Miss Lifestyles’ Barbie who’s artistically
worn bikini was put together with strips
of a black plastic bag. This beauty made a
typical plastic liner look as sexy as hell!
Debi was a beautiful third place winner
with her bikini made out of Caution Tape
wrapped beautifully around and about her
gorgeous body. If I haven’t mentioned it
yet, Debi broke her leg on the very first
night so the caution tape was perfect! She
was awesome and what a trooper this lady
was through the entire week.
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One of the favorite times for the girls during to get into their pajamas so to speak. By we conga throughout the dinning room
the week is the catamaran cruise trip to the looks of some of the outfits I don’t ending with lots of dancing on the main
Rick’s Café where you can swim, snorkel think that they really sleep in them but stage. Toga night is also talent night and
or if you are really brave, jump off the cliffs people really go all out for this night and it almost all of the contestants entered the
into the ocean. We sail along the ocean shows. Our contestants were very sexy in talent show giving us all an added treat.
with music and drinks and lots of fun. The their pajamas and most of them walked We definitely had some talented,
girls have many pictures taken during the away with a prize for one category or imaginative beautiful ladies in our contest
trip and did I mention that everyone is another. I usually can’t stay awake long this year but then again we always do.
naked? Usually about two minutes after enough to see the awards handed out Friday night was the big show and the
we leave the dock the little bikinis, wraps because I am an early to bed (not always crowning of the winner in which we all had
or shorts that had been worn on the boat alone) girl. I try hard but never make up been looking forward to with great
are in a pile on the deck as all of us frolic in past midnight usually. enthusiasm. The dinner that the resort puts
the sun tanning every bit of our bodies. It on for this show is absolutely out of this
is a relaxing fun afternoon and for the ladies Toga Night is on Thursday and the saying world. They served steak with many other
a stress free time. goes, “No Sheet No Eat” so everyone meats along with many vegetables and
comes to dinner in some sort of sheet or potatoes, Chinese food, a huge salad bar
toga outfit. I’m terrible at trying to tie my and desert bar and so much more that I
Some other events the contestants toga even though I have watched the can’t even begin to name everything but
participated in along with everyone at entertainment staff show everyone no one walked away hungry. While we ate
Hedo were the PJ party on Tuesday night different ways to tie them. Thank goodness we were entertained by the contestants
and the Toga Party on Thursday night. The the contestants were a lot more imaginative who had worked all week on a
PJ party is another favorite among all the than me because they were gorgeous, choreographed dance which they did
people at the resort, which starts after along with their spouses. Everyone looked superbly. They came out dressed in Jennie
dinner with games and stuff. Around 10 fantastic and the party was so much fun. outfits dancing to the song, “Jennie, in a
p.m. people start to head back to their rooms We all got into the toga parade in which Bottle”. Suzy, our dance coordinator is
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the wonder woman that has about 5 hours
during the week to teach these women a
dance and this year she had to change the
dance to allow Debi’s wheel chair
(remember she broke her leg) into the
dance routine. Suzy made it work and the
dance was absolutely awesome!! We had
very talented ladies this year but make no
mistake Suzy is so great at what she does
which is teach dance. She is a dance
teacher in Michigan and from what I hear
one of the best. She has been teaching the
contestants every year for a few years now
and done a fantastic job. She not only
teaches them to dance during the week but
is there for anyone who has any problems
and also helps organize many of the events
throughout the week I can’t say enough
good things about this woman who is also
a very dear friend of ours. Suzy is a huge
part of why this pageant is so popular and
keeps getting better every year!
Once the ladies finish their dance they
come out one by one naked so we can really
enjoy every bit of them. Then it is time for
the crowning of the new Miss No
Swimsuit. Last year’s winner Jill who was
sponsored by D.J’s Island was there to
pass on the crown. Jill did an awesome
job as Ms No Swimsuit throughout the
year attending many other events and
helping a lot throughout this week here at
Hedonism II. While I am speaking of past
contestants we were very happy to have
some others with us as well. Trish who was
sponsored by Swingstock Campouts last
year and came in as 1st runner up was with
us all week as well as Lisa sponsored by
Swingstock Campouts who won the
contest 2 years ago. Maria who was
sponsored by Northaven Resorts who was
in the contest a few years ago enjoyed the
week with us as well. We really appreciated
having them all there to share the fun and
excitement with us once again.
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The contestants are given a chance to vote much to offer and we loved getting to know Without these four people organizing
among themselves for whom they think all of them. It is very hard to have to narrow everything we would not be able to get
should receive the Miss Congeniality it down to three winners when we truly everyone checked in and taken care of so
award so the one who receives this is very think all of them are winners so thank you efficiently. Not only do they do an
special among the other girls. This year ladies. We hope you enjoyed yourselves incredible job with check in but they are
the winner of the Miss Congeniality Award as much as we enjoyed having you with always on hand to take care of any problem
went to Jenifer sponsored by Swingstock us. that comes up or just about any information
Campouts. She was thrilled to win. The you need throughout the entire week.
award for Best Buns went to Barbie Bob and I would like to thank some very
sponsored by Lifestyles Conventions. important people that we couldn’t have
She was thrilled to think that many people done the contest without. First of all, Tom I would like to thank my better half Bob for
liked her butt and I definitely thought it of course who created this contest and all the photos he takes all week and for all
was worth an award. The Best Breasts was handles most of the travel arrangements. he does for everyone. You can view many
awarded to Debi and at the risk of repeating He puts his heart and soul into this while of the photos on the official website at
myself, her boobs were definitely worthy keeping us entertained with his never www.noswimsuit.com along with stories
of an award. ending jokes. Thank you Tom for being and photos from past contests.
the man you are and always smiling.
The winners of the contest besides For those of you that aren’t
Jennifer, Barbie and Debi were as follows: We also want to thank Tavis who has done familiar with this incredible resort,
so much for us and the contest. He lives in Hedonism II is a Super Clubs all-inclusive
The Newly Crowned Ms. No Swimsuit was Jamaica (lucky man) and has done much resort for adults located in Negril, Jamaica.
Madison sponsored by Those Who Dare of the work that involves the resort and The 2008 Ms. No Swimsuit Pageant Week
1st Runner Up went to Dawn sponsored by making it possible for us to hold the contest is scheduled for MARCH 8 – 15, 2008.
D.J’s Private Island there. He is very friendly and handsome Book your spot now through Tom’s Tours
2nd Runner Up went to Jenifer sponsored too. He adds a lot to the contest. by calling 800-644-5056 or 231-830-8861
by Swingstock Campouts Rooms always go quickly, so get in touch
today! You can also visit Tom’s website at
I want to say once again how much we We would like to thank Scott and Michelle, www.tomstrips.com Couples & singles;
appreciated all the ladies and all they did along with Tim and his girlfriend, for =EOLO
during the week. All of them were really greeting everyone and getting them to their
amazing, spontaneous women with so rooms when they arrived.
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