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                     •           hotels/motels                                                                                                                                       about before!” Mrs Rice, Peterborough
                     •           bus terminals                                                                                                                                                                                “Patients from outside Peterborough
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              THE POWER OF WAITING                                                                                                                                                    Mrs. M, Peterborough                    Local doctor’s receptiontist
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Our readers love it!
And they read the ads too!
I love this paper. It’s hilarious! Keep up the good work!
Tracy Ormond, Peterborough

It is a pleasure to look over your publication while waiting in the doctor’s office.
I have now started to use businesses I hadn’t before.
Isabelle Rice, Peterborough

It is a fun way waiting for a haircuts etc. Good way to pick up some new clean
jokes and learning some fun facts while checking our local businesses.
K. Spry, Peterborough.

While I was waiting for my car's oil change at Russell Toyota I picked up a copy
of Smile While You Wait. I enjoyed the little tid bits of information & passed the
time by completing the merchant contest.
Mrs. Murray, Peterborough

I got my copy of “Smile-You-Wait at the Queensway restaurant.
I enjoyed it all, even the ads!”
M. Holton, Peterborough

I found that While You Wait was very informative and also introduced me to
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person to relax while waiting for results from the doctor.
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I found I read each ad with interest!
G.Cowie, Peterborough

Very informative brochure for local businesses and is an excellent form of
Ms. Ludgate, Peterborough

Patients from outside Peterborough have gone directly to businesses that
advertise after their appointment!
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Best of Hearing Centre

Great value for the money! And I am very pleased to have copies available
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Pizza Factory

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It is really neat to have my monthly ad in a “good news” publication like
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readers because, when my business is included, I know the readers are
learning more about my business and they win something too!
Esthetics by Anita
    Your ad has the readership benefit
          of a better environment

 Most advertising in print and even TV is surrounded by
  news, and generally it’s not GOOD news, it’s about
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 While-You-Wait makes people happy, makes them smile
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