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					1. CLOSE YOUR EYES, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, AND TRY TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND.   NEW YORK PRANKS DIV.                                                                                                  6223400
2. READ THE ENTIRE TICKET AND AT LEAST GET A GOOD CHUCKLE OUT OF IT.                                      NOTICE OF VIOLATION
                                                                        NYPD




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         THIS TICKET AND $1.50 WILL GET YOU ON MOST TRANSIT SYSTEMS IN NEW
                                                                                                                                                     MAKE                DATE                 TIME     AM / PM




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         YORK. QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS: WWW.STAYFREEMAGAZINE.ORG/SUV
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              STAR NO.
                                                                        DEPT. OF FAKE TICKETS                     LICENSE NUMBER                     BODY                LOCATION (APPROX.) OF VIOLATION

                                                                                                                                               P
                                                                        STATE       TAB                                                        S     COLOR               WARNING: INTERNAL COMBUSTION AUTOS ARE HAZARD-
                                                                                    MO       YR
                                                                                                     1        2   3     4       5   6   7      L                         OUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND THE HEALTH OF THE PLANET

                                                                         V. I. N.                                                           VNVNW    I CERTIFY UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY THAT I AM NOT JUST BEING MEAN.
                                                                                                                                                     I REALLY JUST WANT TO HELP THE POOR SOUL WHO IS OWNED BY THIS VEHICLE.


                                                                                                  VIOLATION                                          VIOLATION
3. STOP DRIVING WHENEVER POSSIBLE.




                                                                                                                                                                                 DESCRIPTION: (DETAILS OF VIOLATION)
                                                                                          Polluting twice as much as                         Contributing to childhood
                                                                        1                                                   6




                                                                                                                                                                                                                              CITIZEN’S SIGNATURE CVC
                                                                                          regular cars                                       asthma                                    CHECK HERE IF ALL VIOLATIONS APPLY

                                                                                          Increasing U.S. reliance on                        Conspicuous consumption,           OFFENSE / PAYMENT OF PENALTY
                                                                        2                                                   7                waste
                                                                                          foreign oil
                                                                                                                                                                                1ST   MUST GO GREEN FOR YOUR NEXT CAR. SEE
                                                                                                                                             Holing self up in two-ton                GREENERCARS.COM
                                                                        3                 Endangering other drivers         8
                                                                                                                                             metal fortress                     2ND
                                                                                                                                                                                      SUV MUST BE USED FOR CARPOOLS ONLY
                                                                        4                 Compensating for lack of          9                Disregarding rollover
                                                                                          manhood                                            warnings                           3RD   DONATE 15% OF COST OF YOUR SUV TO AN
                                                                                                                                                                                      ENVIRONMENTAL CHARITY
                                                                        5                 Blocking view of roadway          10               Sloth                              4TH   BLOW YOURSELF UP (PLEASE)




                                                                        NEW YORK PRANKS DIV.                                                                                                  6223400
1. CLOSE YOUR EYES, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, AND TRY TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND.




                                                                                                          NOTICE OF VIOLATION
2. READ THE ENTIRE TICKET AND AT LEAST GET A GOOD CHUCKLE OUT OF IT.




                                                                        NYPD




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          THIS TICKET AND $1.50 WILL GET YOU ON MOST TRANSIT SYSTEMS IN NEW
                                                                                                                                                     MAKE                DATE                 TIME     AM / PM




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          YORK. QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS: WWW.STAYFREEMAGAZINE.ORG/SUV
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               STAR NO.
                                                                        DEPT. OF FAKE TICKETS                     LICENSE NUMBER                     BODY                LOCATION (APPROX.) OF VIOLATION

                                                                                                                                               P
                                                                        STATE       TAB                                                        S      COLOR              WARNING: INTERNAL COMBUSTION AUTOS ARE HAZARD-
                                                                                    MO       YR
                                                                                                     1        2   3     4       5   6   7      L                         OUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND THE HEALTH OF THE PLANET

                                                                         V. I. N.                                                           VNVNW    I CERTIFY UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY THAT I AM NOT JUST BEING MEAN.
                                                                                                                                                     I REALLY JUST WANT TO HELP THE POOR SOUL WHO IS OWNED BY THIS VEHICLE.


                                                                                                  VIOLATION                                          VIOLATION
3. STOP DRIVING WHENEVER POSSIBLE.




                                                                                                                                                                                 DESCRIPTION: (DETAILS OF VIOLATION)
                                                                                          Polluting twice as much as                         Contributing to childhood
                                                                        1                                                   6




                                                                                                                                                                                                                               CITIZEN’S SIGNATURE CVC
                                                                                          regular cars                                       asthma                                     CHECK HERE IF ALL VIOLATIONS APPLY

                                                                                          Increasing U.S. reliance on                        Conspicuous consumption,           OFFENSE / PAYMENT OF PENALTY
                                                                        2                                                   7                waste
                                                                                          foreign oil
                                                                                                                                                                                1ST   MUST GO GREEN FOR YOUR NEXT CAR. SEE
                                                                                                                                             Holing self up in two-ton                GREENERCARS.COM
                                                                        3                 Endangering other drivers         8
                                                                                                                                             metal fortress                     2ND
                                                                                                                                                                                      SUV MUST BE USED FOR CARPOOLS ONLY
                                                                        4                 Compensating for lack of          9                Disregarding rollover
                                                                                          manhood                                            warnings                           3RD   DONATE 15% OF COST OF YOUR SUV TO AN
                                                                                                                                                                                      ENVIRONMENTAL CHARITY
                                                                        5                 Blocking view of roadway          10               Sloth                              4TH   BLOW YOURSELF UP (PLEASE)




                                                                        NEW YORK PRANKS DIV.                                                                                                  6223400
1. CLOSE YOUR EYES, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, AND TRY TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND.




                                                                                                          NOTICE OF VIOLATION
2. READ THE ENTIRE TICKET AND AT LEAST GET A GOOD CHUCKLE OUT OF IT.




                                                                        NYPD                                                                         MAKE                DATE                 TIME     AM / PM
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          THIS TICKET AND $1.50 WILL GET YOU ON MOST TRANSIT SYSTEMS IN NEW
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          YORK. QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS: WWW.STAYFREEMAGAZINE.ORG/SUV
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               STAR NO.



                                                                        DEPT. OF FAKE TICKETS                     LICENSE NUMBER                     BODY                LOCATION (APPROX.) OF VIOLATION

                                                                                                                                               P
                                                                        STATE       TAB                                                        S      COLOR              WARNING: INTERNAL COMBUSTION AUTOS ARE HAZARD-
                                                                                    MO       YR
                                                                                                     1        2   3     4       5   6   7      L                         OUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND THE HEALTH OF THE PLANET

                                                                         V. I. N.                                                           VNVNW    I CERTIFY UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY THAT I AM NOT JUST BEING MEAN.
                                                                                                                                                     I REALLY JUST WANT TO HELP THE POOR SOUL WHO IS OWNED BY THIS VEHICLE.


                                                                                                  VIOLATION                                          VIOLATION
3. STOP DRIVING WHENEVER POSSIBLE.




                                                                                                                                                                                 DESCRIPTION: (DETAILS OF VIOLATION)
                                                                                          Polluting twice as much as                         Contributing to childhood
                                                                        1                                                   6
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               CITIZEN’S SIGNATURE CVC




                                                                                          regular cars                                       asthma                                     CHECK HERE IF ALL VIOLATIONS APPLY

                                                                                          Increasing U.S. reliance on                        Conspicuous consumption,           OFFENSE / PAYMENT OF PENALTY
                                                                        2                                                   7                waste
                                                                                          foreign oil
                                                                                                                                                                                1ST   MUST GO GREEN FOR YOUR NEXT CAR. SEE
                                                                                                                                             Holing self up in two-ton                GREENERCARS.COM
                                                                        3                 Endangering other drivers         8
                                                                                                                                             metal fortress                     2ND
                                                                                                                                                                                      SUV MUST BE USED FOR CARPOOLS ONLY
                                                                                          Compensating for lack of                           Disregarding rollover
                                                                        4                                                   9                                                         DONATE 15% OF COST OF YOUR SUV TO AN
                                                                                          manhood                                            warnings                           3RD
                                                                                                                                                                                      ENVIRONMENTAL CHARITY
                                                                        5                 Blocking view of roadway          10               Sloth                              4TH   BLOW YOURSELF UP (PLEASE)

				
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