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					Joke: Yes, I'm tired.


For several years I've been blaming it on middle age, poor blood, wrong diet, lack of
vitamins, lack of minerals, air pollution, etc., leaving me wondering is this really all
worth it.

But I found out it ain't any of the possible causes or ailments that I thought it might be.

No, it's not.

I am tired because I am over worked. Yes, it's as simple as that.

You don't believe me? Then let me show you the maths...


The population of the United Kingdom is 51m.

21m of those are retired. That leaves 30m to do the work.

Oh, and 19m are in school. So that actually leaves 11m to do the work.

Oh, and 2m are unemployed. That leaves 9m to do the work.

Ah, let's not forget the 4m that are employed by the government. That leaves 5m to do
the work.

And the 1 million that are in the Armed Forces. That leaves 4 million to do the work.

And the 3 million that are employed by the County Councils. We're now at 1 million to
do all the work.

And there are 620,000 people in hospital. We're now at 380,000 people to do the work.

And there are a massive 379,998 people in HM Prisons as inmates at her Majesty's
pleasure.

That leaves just 2 people doing all the work. ME and YOU!

AND YOU ARE SITTING ON YOUR AR5E READING THIS. NO WONDER I'M TIRED!!


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Flat Eric

				
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