The White Trash Pocket Guide to the Internet
Think the internet is about Prius driving billionaires (Larry/Sergey) and Barack Obama obsessed Facebook? You may not have noticed that there’s an internet beyond what’s being created in Nancy Pelosi’s congressional district. It’s out there and it’s worth a visit every now and then.
Corey Haim’s Bookmarks
1. NewsMax (http://newsmax.com) If the NYT is the old gray lady, this thing is the gap-toothed ‘ho. 2. Visit Florida (http://visitflorida.com/panhandle) A one stop shop for all things good in the Florida panhandle region. 3. Scott Stapp Addict (http://scottstappaddict.com) A Scott Stapp fan site that keeps it real!!!! 4. Jeff Foxworthy’s Site (http://jefffoxworthy.com) Foxworthy ringtones, sleeveless shirts, belt buckles, “groceries(!)” – it’s all here. 5. Pat Dollard’s Blog (http://patdollard.com) Amazing stuff from a coked up, hooker loving Hollywood producer blogging from Iraq.
The White Trash Internet Translator
Dogpile = the white trash search engine FastPitchNetworking = the white trash LinkedIn Python = the white trash scripting language Netscape.com = the white trash Digg Jason Calacanis = white trash entrepreneur BA Ventures = the white trash vc MySpace = the white trash MySpace Zango = white trash ad network (formerly 180solutions) Lycos Phone = the white trash Skype Research Triangle Park = the white trash Silicon Valley Aberdeen Group = the white trash Gartner Group Gateway DX430 = the white trash computer Cellphone Holster = white trash internet accessory Bogan = Australian for white trash (and a great word)
White Trash Search Trends
(source: Dogpile, June ’07)
Anna Nicole Smith actually dies
15 year old loses left eye in Kentucky “cheese grater” incident
Anna Nicole Smith Dead Federline PopoZao Backyard Wrestling Free Shit TSA Employment
Video of KFed at studio posted to YouTube
Rumors of liposuction related death spread
By Dr. Emil Shuffhausen with inspiration from Vanity Fair