HASH TRASH SUNSHINE COAST HASH HOUSE HARRIERS not by ONYA Run# 22ND FEB 2010 HARELINE HASH HOT LINE 0402 653 642 See MAP @ http://www.sch3.org/RUN DIRECTIONS.htm RUN 1555 22nd Feb 2010- at Harry’s Buderim A B.Y.A.L. RUN Hare Pontious Sharp at 6 the G.M sent us on our way up the creek to Buderim Falls. New country never run before. At the bridge all but Ericshun,Furry,Oftr,Twats,Onya and Tooley, crossed the bridge and ran through the back check. SHORT CUTTING BASTARDS. Arriving at the Picnic spot we then ran, walked or crawled along the following streets back to the falls. Quorn Cl Millstream Ct Hillston st Martin Creek Rd Bell Rd Orme Rd Kimberly Crt Ferguson Ave Bretz St Mill Rd Gloucester Rd Fielding St Wyndlorn Ave Clithero Av Tindale St Elizabeth ST Quorn Ct After running along the following streets “new country sure.” Quorn Cl Millstream Ct Hillston st Martin Creek Rd Bell Rd Orme Rd Kimberly Crt Ferguson Ave Bretz St Mill Rd Gloucester Rd Fielding St Wyndlorn Ave Clithero Av Tindale St Elizabeth ST Quorn Ct We came to the Rum Piss Stop. All the non runners Dribbly Dick, Shafter, Tiss Not, had been driven there by the hare “what is this hash coming to.” It was then back down pass, the falls to Harry’s Nosh was O.K. but not as good as last week. Not much salad and no pineapple and the steak was tough but tasted ok, but no chilli sauce. Once the circle started the rum had hooked in and Ericshun was in fine voice. When sitting in the circle looking like Budda with Pontious dancing as if in a cor- roboree it almost made up for the run. Tiss Not and Dribbles where forbidden to leave early by the G.M. quite rightly, so a good night was had by all. The G.M. was overheard to stay that such smooth circle was all down to his leadership bit like Kevin 07 and Pete with their insula- tion scheme ON On Tooley PS HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABYSS A young couple was married and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy. He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night." And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?" An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." "But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" QUEENSLAND WATER BED Isn't the XXXX reflection just priceless ?