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       SUNSHINE COAST HASH HOUSE HARRIERS not by ONYA




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                                   22ND FEB 2010
             HARELINE



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  0402 653 642

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                                       RUN 1555
                          22nd Feb 2010- at Harry’s Buderim
                                    A B.Y.A.L. RUN
                                     Hare Pontious
Sharp at 6 the G.M sent us on our way up the creek to Buderim Falls. New country never
run before. At the bridge all but Ericshun,Furry,Oftr,Twats,Onya and Tooley, crossed the
bridge and ran through the back check. SHORT CUTTING BASTARDS. Arriving at the
Picnic spot we then ran, walked or crawled along the following streets back to the falls.
Quorn Cl
Millstream Ct
Hillston st
Martin Creek Rd
Bell Rd
Orme Rd
Kimberly Crt
Ferguson Ave
Bretz St
Mill Rd
Gloucester Rd
Fielding St
Wyndlorn Ave
Clithero Av
Tindale St
Elizabeth ST

Quorn Ct
After running along the following streets “new country sure.”
Quorn Cl
Millstream Ct
Hillston st
Martin Creek Rd
Bell Rd
Orme Rd
Kimberly Crt
Ferguson Ave
Bretz St
Mill Rd
Gloucester Rd
Fielding St
Wyndlorn Ave
Clithero Av
Tindale St
Elizabeth ST
Quorn Ct
We came to the Rum Piss Stop. All the non runners Dribbly Dick, Shafter, Tiss Not,
had been driven there by the hare “what is this hash coming to.”
It was then back down pass, the falls to Harry’s
Nosh was O.K. but not as good as last week.
Not much salad and no pineapple and the
steak was tough but tasted ok, but no chilli
sauce.
Once the circle started the rum had hooked in and Ericshun was in fine voice.
When sitting in the circle looking like Budda with Pontious dancing as if in a cor-
roboree it almost made up for the run.
Tiss Not and Dribbles where forbidden to leave early by the G.M. quite rightly,
so a good night was had by all. The G.M. was overheard to stay that such smooth
circle was all down to his leadership bit like Kevin 07 and Pete with their insula-
tion scheme
ON On Tooley

PS HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABYSS
A young couple was married and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all
night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He
asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing
his body for the first time to his bride.


Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a
small part of his anatomy.


He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."


And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"




An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight
so that it would not blow away in the wind.




A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam.
I do not intend to be forward
but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"




"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands
to hold onto this hat."


"But madam, you must know that you are
not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!"
said the gentleman in earnest.


The woman looked down,
then back up at the man
and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there
is 85 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!"
QUEENSLAND WATER BED




Isn't the XXXX reflection just priceless ?

				
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