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									   Medicine |                      b y j u l i a n s a u n d e r s p h o t o b y w i l l s yo u n g                       03.08

   STReSSed-OUT fingeRS
   Dr. J takes a look at climbing’s most under-
   diagnosed injury: finger stress fractures.

                                                                                          Finger strain anyone? Matt Wilder ticks
                                                                                          the FA of Sharks Emerging From Waves
                                                                                          of Dirt (V10), Rocklands, South Africa.

   You might think it would be dif-             Anecdotally, I would say one in 10                   Like other tissues, bones must adapt
   ficult to break a finger while climb-      sore fingers exhibits signs of bone                 to new demands over time. Bone-min-
   ing. However, the chronic prehensile       stress. The ability to diagnose stress              eral density (BMD), however, changes
   force generated by a climber is second     fractures through imaging technol-                  only slightly faster than the religious
   to none. With training techniques fo-      ogy is recent, and the brain wave                   right’s policy on gay marriage. Going
   cusing on nano-hold strength, and the      that climbers might get them is even                from a desk jockey to full-time climb-
   volume of training unparalleled, bones     more recent.                                        er on your annual vacation is no doubt
   are now being pushed to their limits.        Stress fractures occur for one of sev-            fun for your brain, but be fire and
   Hairline cracks can evolve over time,      eral self-destructive reasons, typically            brimstone for your bones.
   causing a diagnostic dilemma and           a combination of too much crimping                     In athletes other than climbers,
   plenty of discomfort.                      combined with too much volume. A                    stress fractures almost exclusively oc-
      Finger injuries in climbers are         rapid increase in training, or going                cur in weight-bearing bones such as
   mostly no-brainers to diagnose. Pul-       “holiday climbing” (suddenly climb-                 the foot or lower leg. Given that fin-
   ley strains and tears account for 90       ing every day instead of once a week),              gers are typically non-weight-bearing
   percent of injuries. Bone stress, how-     will lead you down the merry path of                and practitioners rarely understand
   ever, probably accounts for most of        what Freud might have called “sub-                  the forces a climber’s hand must with-
   the remaining 10 percent. That is,         conscious masochism.” Bone stress                   stand, this condition can easily fly
   the pain in your appendage may indi-       is proportional to bone strength. If                under the radar of even the most me-
   cate a fracture rather than the “pulley    you abruptly start applying a lot more              ticulous medicos.
   strain” you or your health-care provid-    force than the bone is accustomed to,                  Children and adolescent climbers
   er thought it was.                         expect it to become a tad annoyed.                  are at more risk for bone-stress related

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Stop F*%@! crimping
  You could prevent nearly all stress fractures by not crimp-
ing, but you might as well ban teenage parties to prevent
the spread of glandular fever. At least try to crimp less.
Crimping generates considerably more cross forces than
other kinds of moves and those forces can potentially lead
to stress fractures. Learn how to open hand, as it will exact
less stress on your bones.

  Perhaps the biggest contributor to stress fractures. The
advice is fairly straight-forward: keep it consistent; don’t
change the program any more quickly than it takes the
leaves to turn orange and fall off. Throwing in a few weeks
of committed campus boarding will fuck you up faster than
a mafia drug lord. Reducing the time of each session, and
not crimping, may enable you to climb through your injury,
but don’t count on it.

  Showing more promise than it ever has (which isn’t say-
ing much), though it is largely anecdotal evidence. Regular
low-pulse ultrasound is apparently effective in stimulating
fracture healing, specifically when the bone ends are not
bonding as quickly as they should. Not many high-quality
studies pertain to stress fractures specifically, but certainly
enough to raise a curious eyebrow.

comFrey cream
   I like creams. You feel proactive. If you don’t ask West-
ern medicine, you’ll hear a chorus of support for this goo,
especially from naturopaths and homeopaths, when it
comes to assisting bone re-growth. This ointment is inex-
pensive and has no adverse side effects, so give it a lash.
It’s certainly a nice analgesic. Ice cream is also very good,
especially for prevention.
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                                                                                     ACTIVITIES. LIGHTWEIGHT, MODERN AND TECHNICAL – GET LIGHTHEADED WITH THE FUEL.
  My standard philosophy is: “Suck it up, pumpkin, you
got yourself there in the first place,” though I must admit
this advice is not always appropriate. Masking pain cer-
tainly has its problems, but if you must, use acetamino-
phen-based products such as Tylenol. There is research
that suggests non-steroidal anti-inflammatory pain reliev-
ers—such as aspirin, ibuprofen (Advil, Motrin, others) and
naproxen (Aleve, others) can interfere with bone healing. If
your finger is sore or swollen, icing is better.

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   Not a bad option in terms of healing. But you might as
well ask the man-child George Bush to stop wearing his
Master Blaster pajamas to bed. If you don’t want to stop,
or if the pain doesn’t make you stop, back off the crimping.
Healing will not be immediate, though the pain should drop
noticeably. As my usual dictum goes, if you stop pissing it       injuries than the rest of us. Even    lance that’s called “a balanced       PAin PAttERn / DiAgnoSiS
off, not only will it hurt less, it may even heal! Six weeks is   though they make you look like        diet”! Let me say that again …        Most stress fractures present
about the norm, but it may take as long as 12.                    you should be collecting a pen-       balanced diet. Sounds simple,         as pain around the middle knuck-
   Be very careful to monitor the pain parabola, and keep         sion, their bones are still growing   but if lunch at the crag consists     le, or more specifically about half
the trajectory going south. I am a fan of continuing to           and may not have the density to       of dry rice crackers and a whiff of   an inch on either side. During
climb, primarily to keep the rest of the rig from falling         cope with the demands of climb-       somebody else’s tuna, you are on      climbing, the pain usually gets
apart. Climbing has the added benefit of preventing men-          ing. Smart training is the only ap-   the way to visit the health domi-     worse to the point where the
tal breakdown: sound fingers are useless if all you can do        proach. Mostly, this translates to    natrix, and she is rather punitive,   climber stops, or at the very least
is sit in a dark room chanting “Mummy” as you rock back           consistency of training load (in-     even on a good day. Some sources      backs up the mojo to reduce the
and forth. That said, any more than an itsy bit of pain is del-   tensity, frequency and duration).     of calcium are more absorbable.       discomfort. Injuries to the pulley
eterious and counter productive. If you have so far ignored       You can progress this load, just      For instance, seaweed products        apparatus have a moderate pro-
your injury to the point of tears, complete rest is the only      not at Mach 10.                       such as kelp have double the          pensity to warm up, and the pain,
sane option.                                                         Just as you would need more        bioavailable calcium of even the      typically on the front, decreases.
   If you decide to rest, I prescribe coitus maximus. It will     water in the desert, all climb-       best dairy products. The recom-          If you put pressure on the back
keep you off the Prozac, and oblivious to your shrinking          ers, like all athletes, require       mended daily allowance for both       of your finger, not necessarily
shoulders.                                                        greater amounts of calcium than       guys and gals is roughly 1,200        right in the middle and it causes
                                                                  the next person. In layman’s par-     milligrams.                           your eyes to bulge, you have two

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                                                                  Why Women are More                            What Women Can do To prevent Stress Fractures
                                                                  Likely To Get Fractures
                                                                                                              Listen up, my lovelies; estro-           obsession with being wafer-thin,
                                                                   Women are more suscep-                  gen is your best friend, so foster          but you are a rock climber, so you

                                                                tible to stress fractures than             it as the currency of life. Restrict-       will need to eat like one. Sounds
                                                                men, though for other rea-                 ing your diet can cause hormon-             silly, but your metabolic needs are
                                                                sons than crimping and climb-              al mayhem, causing your body                far more important than mincing
and GeT a FRee Copy oF                                          ing too much. Estrogen is the
                                                                biochemical signature of be-
                                                                                                           to switch into “famine mode”                it up for a few photographers. For
                                                                                                           to conserve energy. As your es-             starters, increase your daily intake
                                                                ing a woman. Without it, not               trogen levels and BMD fall, your            of calcium. Depending on any ir-

Knots & Ropes                                                   only will your boobs shrink,
                                                                your bones will fade away, re-
                                                                                                           bones, initially just giving the
                                                                                                           odd groan, will end up silently
                                                                                                                                                       regularity in your menstrual cycle
                                                                                                                                                       (a harbinger of falling BMD), and

foR ClimbeRs
                                                                absorbed by your body. Not a               squealing. And not-so-silently              the volume of training you are do-
                                                                good look.                                 when they break.                            ing, you will need 1,200 to 1,500
                                                                   Enter the domain of the Fe-                Stress fractures in women                milligrams per day. Next, eat more
                                                                male Athlete Triad (FAT—oh,                usually herald underlying pa-               food! You won’t need supplements
                                                                the irony). If your menstrual              thologies such as osteoporo-                if your diet is well structured.
                                                                cycle is reminiscent of a bus              sis, amenorrhea and disordered
                                                                timetable in rural Mexico, your            eating. Consult zee Doc-tor!                the black hole of age
                                                                diet defies definition (because                                                           After you reach age 35, cal-
                                                                you are not eating), and your              Bloodletting                                cium absorption goes into de-
                                                                bone mineral density (BMD)                   Reproductive function is, natu-           cline, and achieving strong
                                                                makes your granny’s look like              rally, secondary to survival. As            bones becomes more problem-
                                                                she shagged Wolverine—wel-                 such, your body may issue the               atic. Hitting menopause is a bit
                                                                come, you may now disem-                   biological equivalent of a cease            like retirement. The more mon-
                                                                bark into the FAT world, where             and desist notice. Lose your men-           ey (or calcium) you put in the
                                                                pathological fractures, steril-            strual cycle and your BMD will              bank beforehand, the better off
                                                                ity, fatigue, hair loss, brittle           fall like a BASE jumper without a           you are, since you will predomi-
                                                                teeth and, worst of all, bad               chute—with similar consequences             nantly only draw on it afterward.
                                                                skin are all on the menu.                  at landing time. View your cycle as         The hourglass becomes bolted
                                                                   Dieting has a dubious place             a marker of bone health.                    down, if you like, with your cal-
  published By                                                  in the world of narcissism; its              There are other causes of                 cium molecules draining into
  Stackpole BookS                                               place in the sporting world is             amenorrhea, ranging from the                the black hole of age. Predict-
                                                                cemented, but buyer beware.                obvious, pregnancy or breast-               ably, pharmaceutical companies                                        It is a catalyst for bone loss,            feeding, to the more insidious.             make good money from trying to
  By Duane Raleigh                                              and that translates to osteo-              Some types of tumors, thyroid               remedy the situation, but as al-
  Instructions for tying 19                                     porosis. A bone’s strength is              dysfunction, certain medica-                ways, the best treatment is pre-
  fundamental climbing knots and                                roughly proportional to the                tions, or even plain old stress             vention. Age, I might point out,
  16 additional variations and using                            square of its mineral densi-               can disrupt your normal cycle.              is not always a good indicator of
  these knots safely and effectively.                           ty; thus, osteoperotic bone is             Standard warning: Self-diagno-              when you may hop on this hor-
  Each knot is carefully illustrated                            weaker than normal bone. Ap-               sis can have ramifications of nu-           monal roller coaster. One of my
  and its primary and secondary                                 ply a normal load and you may              clear proportions.                          patients got a wee fright as she
                                                                get an abnormal response.                                                              entered the first loop of meno-
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                                                                                                          options: first, get an injection of radio-
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