Top 10 Funniest Google Search Suggestions The Google Suggest tool is a great tool that shows you suggestions that Google thinks you are searching for, as you type. However, Google’s somewhat unusual sense of humor often comes out with the suggestions it comes up with. Here are the top 10 funniest Google search suggestions. Yeh, me too. Personally, I think it’s the best way to impersonate a dinosaur. 2. What would a… Forget the chair, why are your knees bending backwards? 3. Is a… Is a banana a herb? No, it’s a vegetable. 4. Do mid… Small people having night vision is a very common misconception. Only a tiny percentage actually have that capability. 5. How much wo… As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood… apparently. 6. Google will… What’s Google got against Chuck Norris? Try Yahoo! 7. How come… Because you type all your problems into Google? 8. Can je… The most asked question about Jesus… Can he microwave a burrito? 9. Why is there… I’m not too sure to be honest. Actually, there’s not a dead Pakistani on your couch, it’s just a quote from an episode of Lost. 10. What do I do if… Never mind red headed bites, why is your iPod frozen?