www.yusu.org/dougsoc 11 Sociology and Psychology students One word chart review were said to be ‘non- 1. Basshunter – Now You’re Gone plussed’ following a controversial speech Chavtastic by university vice- 2. Nickelback – Rock Star chancellor Brian Loud Cantor. 3. ADELE – Chasing Pavements In the speech, he said Dunno that he believed all social science students should in future be granted degrees from York 4. Rihanna – Don’t Stop The Music St John University. He recognised that some Crap students are used to their own customs, such as 5. David Jordan – Sun Goes Down not working, insisting that their degrees are worth just as much as everybody else’s, and Meh turning up to lectures in no fit state to do anything. He said, ‘It seems obvious to me that some students at this university come with ideas and beliefs that have their roots in a different world, but I see no reason why we can’t allow them to follow those beliefs through to the end, wherever they study, if they do. However, this does mean they will be able to graduate in the Minster, so at least they’ll stop whining about that’ Members of the respective departments were unavailable for comment, except for a young Elliott Harris, who did not wish to be spelt correctly. He simply slurred, ‘I love you guys...you’re the best,’ before vomiting copiously onto the nearest doorstep. Coming up later this term Next Week at DougSoc: Week 8: 1000 Blank White Cards Science Night Week 9: Public Awareness We’ll be getting incredibly scientific as we Week 10: Universally Challenged split up into groups and raid the Chemistry, Every Tuesday, 8pm in Vanbrugh Bar Physics and Biology departments...actually, that’s not true. We’re really just recycling Blue Peter Night, because it’s fun. Bring a Be there or . . . have fun load of stuff that will help us complete our goal for the evening: Rodent Murder. somewhere else. . . you know it (Seriously. Veggies may want to give the eve- won’t be the same, though . . . ning a miss, because we don’t want whiners.) Dougsoc@Yusu.org Add us to some spam lists. That way we don’t feel lonely.