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					Guy Who Used to Be On Home Improvement
W1, CORI, W3 – Wildcat 1, Wildcat 2, Wildcat 3
F – Fawal
C – Christensen
AD : Dudas


HI: Good evening and welcome to Saint Ignatius Family Feud. I‟m your host – the guy
who used to be on Home Improvement. Let‟s get started. We are competing for that
ever-elusive Mag Drive Holiday. That‟s right SI. If the students pull of f a win, we will
all get that holiday in March. Let‟s get started. All right we have Mr. Christensen from
the faculty and a freshman. 100 people surveyed. Top 5 answers are on the board.
Name a funny teacher at SI.

LAUREN: Mr. Gavin

HI: Show me Mr. Gavin. *Flip over*

Christensen: Jim Dekker

HI: Show me Jim Dekker ! *Flip over*All right. Good job Justin. Let‟s go meet your
team. Hi there Ms. Fawal.

Fawal : Hi. Thanks for having us.

HI: And what do you do here at the prep?

Fawal : I‟m a math teacher and I also run the comedy troupe SI Live.

HI: Perfect. Then I bet you can name a funny teacher here at SI.

Fawall : Yes. Me. I‟m a funny teacher.

HI : Show me Ms. Fawal! *Buzz* I‟m sorry naj, you aren‟t funny.. Ok, the students
have a chance to steal. Give me one name.

**Student team throws out names** Ms. Wolf. Mr. Vegara. Mr. Bowe

LAUREN: I‟m going to go with Mr. Lynch.

HI: That is a bad answer. Show me an X! Flips over. What the?!. Mr. Lynch was the
number one answer. And the kids steal the board. Let‟s see who else is funny here at the
prep. What was the number 2 answer? Joo. Ah yes. And at number 3? Reardon. Of
course. Next round. All right. We have CORI and Ms. Fawal. I hear she‟s funny. One
hundred students surveyed. Top 5 answers on the board. Name a famous former
President of the United States.
Cori: Barack Obama

*Buzz*

Fawal : Bill Clinton

*Flip over at #2*

HI: And again the teachers have control of the board. Ms. Dudas 100 students surveyed,
can you name a famous former President of the United States?

Dudas : George Washington

*Buzz*

Dudas : What?!

HI: Justin, you teach government. Surely you can name a famous president.

Christensen: Abraham Lincoln. ** 20 second tribute to Lincoln, dim lights, patriotic
music **

*Buzz*

Christensen: What?! F: What?! AD: What?! All shocked and successive

HI: All right kids, you have the change to steal again and win the game.

** Student team yells ** William McKinley, Grover Cleveland, Zachary Taylor

W1: I‟m going to go with Abraham Washington.

HI: Wow, amazing. Let me hear that buzzer. Abraham Washington! Turn over as #1.
Well, that‟s what you get when you survey students. Let‟s see the other answers. At
number 3? **Flip over What’s a president ** Number 4? ** Flip over I have Zatkin for
government ** And Number 5? **Flip over We haven’t gotten to that chapter yet **All
right, the win the game and are moving on to the bonus round. Lauren, you will have 20
seconds to answer the next five questions. If you and Cori can combine for a total of 200
points you will receive the Mag Drive Holiday. Are you ready?

LAUREN: Oh yea.

HI: Name something found in Mr. Maychrowitz‟s room.

LAUREN: A light saber.
HI: Name something you can compost?

LAUREN: Plastic

HI: How many consecutive days of Activity Schedule is too many?

LAUREN: 1

HI: Say the word „pickle‟.

LAUREN: Pickle.

HI: Name a yellow fruit.

LAUREN: uh … uh …

HI: Time is running out.

LAUREN: Orange!

HI: I asked you to name something found in Mr. Maychrowitz‟s room. You answered
„A light saber‟. Survey says?!

4 – oh, I thought it would have been higher

LAUREN : Bummer

HI: We asked you to name something you can compost. You said „Plastic‟. Survey
says?! 32. Wow, 32 people think you can compost plastic.

LAUREN: It goes in the green can.

HI: OK, we asked how many consecutive days of Activity Schedule is too many? You
answered “1”. Survey says!? 45 – The number one answer. You must love that
schedule.

LAUREN: Two classes after lunch baby!

HI: We asked you to say the word „pickle‟. You said „Pickle‟. Nice job. Survey says!?
54 – Again, the number one answer.

HI: And finally, we asked you to name a piece of yellow fruit. You answered “Orange”.

LAUREN: I panicked!
HI: Chucking Ah, sure, but we all know panic is for the weak. Survey says?! 0. Off
you go weakling. LAUREN leaves. Let‟s bring out your fellow wildcat. Alright CORI,
come on over. Now, LAUREN earned 135 points. So you only have 65 to go. Not too
bad. I will repeat the same five questions. You will have 25 seconds to answer them. If
you hear this sound *Buzz* that means you have repeated the same answer as W1, so
give me another answer. You ready?

CORI: Bring it!

HI: Ok, bring it. Here we go. Time will begin after I read the first question. In a recent
survey of 100 SI students we asked, Name something found in Mr. Maychrowitz‟s room.

CORI: A lightsaber *Buzz* *Buzz* uh, uh those metal puzzle things

HI: Name something you can compost?

CORI: We compost?

HI: You‟re running out of time.

CORI: Pass

HI: How many consecutive days of Activity Schedule is too many?

CORI: 1 *Buzz* *Buzz* Ahh! 2

HI: Say the word „Pickle‟.

CORI: Pickle. *Buzz* *Buzz* uhhh, tomato!

HI: 3 seconds left. Name a yellow fruit.

CORI: Grapes!

HI: Simply stunning. Let‟s see how you did. I wanted to know something in Maychro‟s
room. You said metal puzzle thingies. Survey says?! 2. The number one answer was
Mr. Maychrowitz. Mr. Maychrowitz is found in Mr. Maychrowitz‟s room.
We asked you to name something you can compost. You were surprised to hear we
compost. You passed. How many days of activity schedule is too many? You said 2.
Survey says?! 24. We asked you to say the word pickle. You stuttered and answered
tomato.

CORI: What was I supposed to do? LAUREN already said pickle!?

HI: Sure he did. Survey says!? 17. And finally, you were asked to name a yellow fruit.
You replied with grapes. I can almost assure you that you will receive zero for this.
Show me grapes. 0. I‟m sorry but you failed to hit 200 points. So SI, you will not have
that mag drive holiday. Should be fun. This has been Family feud. Thank you.