You say: Please gan yee tell us the wa? Please can you give me directions? This will probably get the response: What did yee sa? Pardon, I do not understand what you said. However, persist and you may get directions: Gan left, then reet. Go left, then right. It's neet far. It’s not far. It's the muckle place wi' the crowds. It’s the big place with the crowds. As you part, your new friend will probably say: Gan canny, marra. Go careful, mate / friend. If you meet someone who does not know the home of Jonny Wilkinson, he / she will say: Ah divvent knar. I do not know. To which you should respond: Divvent worry. Don’t be concerned. On arrival at the ground, follow the crowds to the bar, where you will be able to partake of some refreshments, by saying: Please gan ah hev a bevvie. OR Gerrus a Jar.