Top 10 Ways Hillary Can Lose the Election

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Written by Michael Essany, a national television host and columnist for Times newspaper of Indiana. He is the author of four books and a regular contributor to television, radio, and print media. His new book will be released early next year: http://www.lifepress.net/page4.html

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hillary clinton, campaign, candidate, politics, president

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posted:: 11/30/2007
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Top 10 Ways Hillary Can Lose the Election 10. Paparazzi photos surface of Hillary emerging from Lindsay Lohan’s vehicle without underwear 9. Pledges to extend free healthcare coverage to “anyone injured in the course of Jihad” Top 10 Ways Hillary Can Lose the Election 8. Challenges Chuck Liddell for the Ultimate Fighting Championship 7. Hires new campaign manager: Michael Vick Top 10 Ways Hillary Can Lose the Election 6. Begins every debate by asking Dennis Kucinich for Pamprin 5. New campaign slogan: "The Clinton With Balls" Top 10 Ways Hillary Can Lose the Election 4. Promotes her frigid demeanor as the remedy for global warming 3. To prove she’s tough on drugs, throws out Bill's Cialis prescription Top 10 Ways Hillary Can Lose the Election 2. Comes out of the closet, then backpedal with "JK!“ 1. Good bye pant suits. Hello bikinis.