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Hillary Clinton, long famously popular among Democrats but obsessively
excoriated by Republicans, has decided to turn the tables on her
opponents by becoming one of them. In an interview, Senator Clinton told
us, “There’s an old political axiom that you never spend any time trying
to get the votes you already have. So I decided I didn’t have to spend
anymore time as a Democrat."


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Hillary Clinton, long famously popular among Democrats but obsessively
excoriated by Republicans, has decided to turn the tables on her
opponents by becoming one of them.

In an interview, Senator Clinton told us, “There’s an old political axiom
that you never spend any time trying to get the votes you already have.
So I decided I didn’t have to spend anymore time as a Democrat. Since I
would very likely not get even one Republican vote by continuing to tarry
in that wannabe-President party, it seemed that the logical thing to do
is get all their votes by becoming a Republican. Of course, since I can
still count on getting all of the Democratic vote, I think I’m finally
Presidential timber.”

Rumor has it that she was advised to make the deft switch from by her
husband, who told her, “Look, sweetie, we’ve already had one Democratic
President, and you know one of the reasons we’re still together is we
don’t like to compete with each other. So how about this? Let’s get you
in there as a Republican.”

Generally, Democrats reviled her for the decision but one of the cannier
ones noted, “I think it’s a brilliant strategic move. Once she’s elected
as a Republican, we’ll finally have a Democratic President.”

				
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