How to park your car properly. Parking your car can be a difficult task, particularly if you are a moron. For these reasons, I have given you this guide, in which I will attempt to explain the finer points of automobile parking while using simple language and illustrations. Bad Parking: Car 1 Car 2 Car 3 Car 4 Car 5 Cars # 1, 2, and 4 have parked over the lines. This is incorrect – the car should remain between all of the lines. The driver of car number 4 also has some insecurity issues. Car # 3 is sticking out the back of the parking slot, and car number 5 has parked in some sort of zone marked with diagonal lines, probably a fire lane. These areas are designated “NO PARKING”, which means that you’re not allowed to park there. Questionable Parking: Car 6 Car 7 You’ll notice that in each of these two cases, the cars are technically between all the lines. However, car number 6 is parked too close to the side line – this could prevent the doors from opening in an adjacent car, which is annoying. Car number 7 is parked crooked, which could make backing out difficult, especially when parked next to a another moron. Good Parking: This is what you should strive for. Notice how the car is parked in the middle of the space, parallel to the lines, and not hanging out the back. Source: www.jakevil.com Note: neither www.jakevil.com nor its authors placed this flyer on your car. We just write the stuff.