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Just then the bell goes to let the dinner ladies know its time for
Cast Mr Allen As Jordan Jack Mrs Hussain As Kayleigh Chelsea Mrs McNally As Louise Sophie Jordan As Mr Allen Lee Kayleigh As Mrs Hussain Kathleen Louise As Mrs McNally Sophie Mr Hogg Alan Mr Wozbanger Kristian Miss Newt Chelsea (Just then the bell goes to let the dinner ladies know its time for the children to leave the dining hall and go out for play.) JACK Mr Allen: Right we’ll sort this out after lunch. I need a cup of tea and a sit down. Lee Jordan: Where do you think you’re going? You won’t get into the staff room looking like that. You will have to go out onto the yard and we can talk about this after lunch now off you go. Remember toilets, coat and out! JACK Mr Allen: Toilets coat and out! That’s what I normally say. LEE Jordan: (Laughing) I know, but now I can say it. CHELSEA Mrs Hussain: come on lets go, otherwise we’ll get into trouble. SOPHIE Mrs McNally: Yeah, I mean who’s going to believe us. (Teachers head out to the yard and Children head towards the staff room. Footsteps can be heard.) ALAN Mr Hogg: Hi Alan, how are you? Alan, cooey. Are you with us? LEE Jordan: oh no, I think he’s talking to me. Oh hi, er, sorry I was in a world of my own ALAN Mr Hogg: you certainly were. So how’s it going? Get up to anything interesting last night? LEE Jordan: No not really, my mum put me to bed early because I was cheeky to her at tea time. ALAN Mr Hogg: WHAT!!! Your mum put you to bed early! What are you talking about Alan? LEE Jordan: Oh no what have I just said!? (Laughing nervously) Only kidding ALAN Mr Hogg: (Giving him a quizzical look) HMM ok listen, I’ve got to go. See you later. LEE Jordan: This is harder than I thought. I’m just going to sit down and wait for the end of lunch. (Sits down in a corner with a newspaper covering his face) KRISTIAN Mr Wozbanger: OOH Mrs Hussain, while your over there can you make me a cup of tea please? Mrs Hussain, are you listening? KATHLEEN Mrs. Huassain: Oh sorry Mr Wozbanger, what was that? I was miles away. KRISTIAN Mr Wozbanger: It’s ok. Can you make me a cup of tea while your over there please? I want to get these books marked. KATHLEEN Mrs Hussain: Yeah of course I can. Sorry I was just thinking about this afternoon. Oh no. I don’t know where anything is, or even how to make a cup of tea Mum always does that. Quick, quick,quick, think of something. OW, ow, ow!!!!! (Sucking in breath) I’ve just burnt myself, on the kettle. Can you do it please? KRISTIAN Mr Wozbanger: Let me see, quick run it under the cold tap. Yeah I’ll do it, you go and sit down. What do you want to drink? KATHLEEN Mrs Hussain: Juice please, Mr Wozbanger. KRISTIAN Mr Wozbanger: Juice? KATHLEEN Mrs Hussain: Yeah, just some juice please. KRISTIAN Mr Wozbanger: I don’t think we’ve got any juice. I was thinking more about tea or coffee. KATHLEEN Mrs Hussain: Oh yeah, er tea please. CHELSEA Miss Newt: So Mrs. McNally have you got any plans for the weekend? SOPHIE Mrs McNally: I’m not sure really. I’ll probably just hang out with my friends. I might see if I can have a few stay over for a pyjama party or something. CHELSEA Miss Newt: Oh right, you mean you’ll just check with your husband? SOPHIE Mrs McNally: Oops, I forgot I’m Mrs McNally. What would she say? What did I say that for? Oh er, better answer yes. Yes, I think he said he was going er fishing, fishing yes that‘s right, so I’ just need to check. SOPHIE Narrator: Meanwhile, what none of the children or the teachers who were coated in magic cracker dust knew was that there were still two pieces of dust floating around the school. These dust particles appeared to be just aimlessly floating. However, they definitely seemed to be moving in the direction of the Head Teacher’s office….
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