Jebcoinc. (Prepared for air on09-19-07#38BBFindTheWay)
“JUST A MINUTE”
FINDING THE WAY MizP: Just A Minute: - I have a question for you this week Mr. Jack. Jack: OK – Miz Pearl… MizP: Please „splain to us whut “suspension of disbelief” means. BB: Uhhh… Miz Pearl that‟s whut Miz Hillirary said she thought is required fer belivin‟ Gen. Petraeus‟ reports. MizP: I know hit sounded familiar. Jack: Here‟s what she said to the General on TV: (quote) I think that the reports that you provide to us really require the willing suspense of disbelief. MizP: That‟s rite… what does hit mean? Jack: With due respect Miz P… she‟s a candidate for your party’s nomination – not mine. What do you think she said? Homer: I kin tell you whut th‟ T&V people thank she said… BB: They thank she called th‟ Gen‟ral a liar… that‟s whut they thank. MizP: Well did she – whut do you thank? BB: If she was a-tawkin‟ ta me I‟d shore thank so. Homer: Ah‟d thank so so. MizP: Well is hit like on th‟ play groun… the boys aginst the girls? Jack: You haven‟t told us what you think yet Miz Pearl – so it‟s pretty hard to say. MizP: Well… Ah don‟t thank hit was perlite er respeckful… and I wunt have done hit... Jack: So… then next year‟s election is going to be the boys against the girls? MizP: I reckon so… unless Mr. Obama gits th‟ nomination … Jack: OK – you heard it here first folks -- I‟m Jack Buttram
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