Jebcoinc. (Prepared for air on06-06-07#24BBHitemAgain)
“JUST A MINUTE”
HIT ‘EM AGAIN – HARDER, HARDER!
Homer: Just a Minute: Mr. Jack what did you thank about the Sunday nite debate? Jack: I’m sorry, Homer – I just forgot to watch. MizP: Well I don’t thank hit’s po-lite fer Miz Hilirary or Mr. Obama ta gang up on po little Johnnie Edwuds like they done. Jack: It’s politics remember Miz Pearl, not a kitting match. MizP: But Miz Hillirary jist fussed, an fussed at him fer backin’ away frum his vote fowa th’ wahwa. That wasn’t ladylike. BB: Ner gemminly either Miz Pearl. I agrees with you. MizP: But Ah do thank his fowa hunnert dollah hayar cuts done hurt him some. Homer: An tha-ut TV-tube of him a combin’ his hair 29 times din’t hep none either. Jack: But surely we don’t elect a person or not on how he combs his hair? Homer: He did say the Justice Dee-part-mint oughn't ta find the oil companies guilty of sumpin’ -- even if they have to change the law. Jack: Hmmm – that doesn’t increase your trust in government much does it? BB: That ain’t th’ goal Mr. Jack… the idée is ta git Demicrats elected one way or t’other. MizP: We’s gonna haf ta work mighty hard ta git that Wm. Jefferson – the N’awlins feller -- off with the 90 thousand wrapped in tinfoil up among his frozen hamburger patties. BB: I spect we ought ta git ta work – I mean the ‘lection ain’t but bout a year an a half off. Jack: Yeah… well see you next week. I’m Jack Buttram
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