Thanksgiving Jokes I
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it!
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore!
What type of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock!
What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
Turkey feathers!
What do you get it you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert?
He was already stuffed
What’s blue and covered with feathers?
A turkey holding its breath!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
The End