Thanksgiving Jokes
When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America?" A. The first time they heard America sneeze! Q. What are unhappy cranberries called? A. Blueberries Q. What's blue and covered with feathers? A. A turkey holding its breath! Q. What's the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner? A. The turKEY! Q. What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin? A. Why orange you orange? Q. Why did the turkey cross the road? A. It was the chicken's day off! Q. Why didn't the turkey eat dessert? A. He was stuffed! Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band? A. He had the drumsticks! Q. Why do Turkeys gobble, gobble? A. They never learned good table manners! Q. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? A. The letter "g"! Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I'm hungry!