Thanksgiving Turkey.
If your oven breaks down on Thanksgiving morning this is what you should do. First Go to your friends house on Thanksgiving day. Next you should ask your friends parents to bake it in the oven. Then put the turkey in the oven. After that get it out. Finally it is out.
Make sure the temperature is 10,200 degrees and cook it for 5000 hours.
Before cooking add some more turkey.
Serve the turkey with mashed potatoes.
The turkey will smell nasty Look nasty but gross and taste nasty.