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					What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice
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Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom.
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What goes Oh, Oh, Oh
Santa walking backwards
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Why did the elephant wear sunglasses on the beach?
Because he didn’t want to be recognised
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Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything
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What is big, green and wrinkled?
An unripe elephant.
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What’s round and badtempered?
A vicious circle
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What is the difference between an elephant and a banana?
It takes ages to peel an elephant
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What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jellybutton
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What is square and green?
A lemon in disguise.
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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in its tail
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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
D’you think’esaurus
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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
Stuck
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What do you call a young bee?
A baby
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