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									What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom.

What goes Oh, Oh, Oh
Santa walking backwards

Why did the elephant wear sunglasses on the beach?
Because he didn’t want to be recognised

Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything

What is big, green and wrinkled?
An unripe elephant.

What’s round and badtempered?
A vicious circle

What is the difference between an elephant and a banana?
It takes ages to peel an elephant

What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jellybutton

What is square and green?
A lemon in disguise.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in its tail

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
D’you think’esaurus

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

What do you call a young bee?
A baby

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