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                        What do              you            get      if you cross                                What do             you             get     if you cross




                                a        crocodile    and      a flower?                                                       a cheetah     and      a hamburger?




           I don't know,               but    I'm     not going to         smell      it                                                      Fast food




            What                has           4      legs    but     doesn't        move?                  What             subject is     a witch     good at   at     school?




                                                     A table                                                                                  Spelling


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                            What                says         quick         quick?                       Why did            the knight         run           around        asking




                                                                                                                                     for      a tin opener?




                                       A       duck        with      hiccups                            He             had         a bee            in       his      suit of armour




                     What's                brown,          has        a hump        and                                          What      is        a     volcano?




                                       lives          at   the North Pole?




                                               A lost        camel                                                           A     mountain         with    hiccups


Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 1                                                      Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 1
                      What              is        the most      slippery       country                     Why did              the farmer        feed           his        pig




                                                  in     the world?                                                                sugar        and       vinegar?




                                                       Greece                                                              He          wanted         sweet and sour pork




                             What            is        evil         and    bounces?                            What             two     words             have         the most




                                                                                                                       letters             in    the English language?




                                       A witch         on       a     trampoline                                                           Post Office


Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 1                                                     Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 1
            What is                blue        and           has             big         ears?                            What is          an astronaut's    favourite      place




                                                                                                                                               on      a keyboard?




                                 An elephant            in     the North Pole                                                                       The space bar




    What do you                   get        if you cross            a dog         and    a frog?          What                 goes           black        white        black      white?




                            A dog             that           licks           you




                                          from across        the road                                                          A penguin        rolling     down     the hill


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                  What is              grey ,            has              long       ears                                  What do you           get        if you cross




                                       and         16           wheels?                                                              a tiger     and       a parrot?




                               A        rabbit           on       roller skates                      An animal           that will        talk           your          ear   off




                        What do              you               get         if you cross                                 What is         white          when its     dirty




                                   a skunk         and        a pair of boots?                                             and        black       when its        clean?




                                             Smelly            wellies                                                                   A blackboard


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        What do                 you      call      a snowman        in    the desert?




                                                A puddle




              Why did           the farmer        buy          a brown     cow?




                                 He    wanted     chocolate        milk


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