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Joke Book 2 by pharmphresh35

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									                                       Joke   Book   2




Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 2                     Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 2
                          What            is          the shortest    month?                               How          can                you             double             your         money?




             May,              it              only           has     three      letters                                     Look at                 it         in        a mirror




       Why               did           the Romans           build     straight     roads?                            Last night                  I        dreamt         I           ate




                                                                                                                                       a     large             marshmallow




      They           didn't want               anyone        hiding   around      the corners           When             I         woke up                my         pillow      was        gone


Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 2                                                            Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 2
            What          do           snowmen        have      for     breakfast?
                                                                                              What do                 you               get       if            you          cross




                                                                                                                 a          snowman        and    a           shark?




                                                 Snowflakes
                                                                                                                                   Frost         bite




         What               sort          of         ball     doesn't    bounce?             How             did            the    farmer               fix            his    jeans?




                                               A snowball                                                                   With    a      cabbage            patch


Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 2                                                 Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 2
                How                do               you       make      milkshake?                           What           wobbles       when        it        flies?




                              Give             it     a     good     scare                                                  A       jelly         copter




                      What              runs         but     never     walks?                              What do                you         call         a boomerang




                                                                                                               that             doesn't          come          back?




                                                    Water                                                                                   A stick


Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 2                                                 Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 2
                   What           type of sandals    do          frogs           wear?                              How            do you          know        carrots




                                                                                                                                are good     for       your eyes?




                                          Open            toad                                    You               never              see         rabbits      wearing       glasses




                           What           bow        cannot be           tied?                                  Why do             bears       have          fur coats?




                                                 A rainbow                                               They would                look        silly         wearing      anoraks


Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 2                                                     Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 2
            What             bee is      good     for       your    health?
                                                                                                      What do               you          get             if you cross




                                                                                                                      an elephant    with      a kangaroo?




                                       Vitamin     bee
                                                                                                            Big             holes        all over          Australia




                                                                                               How          do            you          know         if      an    elephant
    What do                 you          call    a donkey    with   3    legs?




                                                                                                                 is      under       your            bed?




                                                                                                         Your            nose       touches     the          ceiling
                                       Wonkey    donkey


Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 2                                             Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 2
        Why did            the computer           go          to   the       doctors?




                             Because       it          had     a virus




      What            is          brown,        prickly      and   squirts      jam?




                             A hedgehog          eating      a doughnut


Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 2                                                    Widgit Software (C) 2006 Joke book 2

								
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