Joke Book 4 by pharmphresh35

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									                                   Joke   Book   4




Widgit Sotfware (C) 2006 Joke book 4                 Widgit Sotfware (C) 2006 Joke book 4
     What           happened           to      the lion that         slept    under     a pillow?                  What          becomes       wet      the more     it    dries?




                 The fairies            took         all        his        teeth away                                                                A towel




                    When do              you               go        at       red                                     What           is     black,       white     and     red?




                                 and        finish         at       green?




               When               you          are         eating      a     watermelon                        A      penguin that         has been       in     the sun    too long



Widgit Sotfware (C) 2006 Joke book 4                                                                Widgit Sotfware (C) 2006 Joke book 4
                Why do            Rhinos          have    so many        wrinkles?                      What                is   brown,           has        four   legs




                                                                                                                                 and      a suitcase?




                Because                they     are      hard       to      iron
                                                                                                              A             mouse         going on        holiday




                                                                                                 What               animal              always           goes to      bed
                Where do               lions       get      their        clothes?




                                                                                                               with               its            shoes        on?




                                       At      jungle     sales
                                                                                                                                  A        horse

Widgit Sotfware (C) 2006 Joke book 4                                                 Widgit Sotfware (C) 2006 Joke book 4
             What do                   you         call   a      joke             book                       What did           the mouse            say     to      the webcam?




                                             for      chickens?




                                       A       yolk           book                                                                              Cheese




  Why was            the centipede                 not          in        the football team?                      What do               you           get         if you cross




                                                                                                                                  a fish       and     an elephant?




        It             took            too         long       to put on     its          boots                                             Swimming trunks

Widgit Sotfware (C) 2006 Joke book 4                                                             Widgit Sotfware (C) 2006 Joke book 4
             What            country          makes      you     shiver?                            What do you              get         if you cross




                                                                                                       a wolf          and         12        eggs?




                                              Chile                                                       A very         hairy          omelette




      What               bone          will    a dog     never      eat?                What             is       an    insect's        favourite       game?




                                          A   trombone                                                                   Cricket

Widgit Sotfware (C) 2006 Joke book 4                                       Widgit Sotfware (C) 2006 Joke book 4
   What              beans             never          grow       in       the garden?                         What             vegetable         makes           you




                                                                                                                                big        and       strong?




                                               Jelly beans                                                                       Muscle          sprouts




                           Why did       the computer        squeak?                                      Why           did       the       hand           cross the road?




                      Someone            trod           on    the mouse                                 To get to          the        second        hand           shop

Widgit Sotfware (C) 2006 Joke book 4                                                    Widgit Sotfware (C) 2006 Joke book 4

								
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