Nice Guys vs. Bad Boys
There are only two kinds of men in the this universe: Nice Guys and Bad Boys. Nice Guys are kind, attentive and devoted. Bad Boys are aloof, selfish, and unreliable. As a general rule of thumb, women date Nice Guys but women fall for Bad Boys. Why are women drawn to Bad Boys? The answer is revealed in the following chart, which analyses and assigns points to the behavior patterns of both Nice Guys and Bad Boys.
Nice Guys: Calls every day (-10 for being desperate) Bad Boys: Calls once every 2 weeks, +10 for ever calling) Nice Guys: Makes date 2 weeks in advance (-10 for being too available) Bad boys: Calls at last minute for date (+10 for being popular) Nice Guys: Has steady job: accountant,etc (-10 for being ordinary) Bad boys: Unemployed (+10 for creativity, being artistic, anti-establishment) Nice Guys: Wants to meet your best friend (-10 for trying to toady his way into your life) Bad boys: Wants to date your best friend (+10 for making you jealous) Nice Guys: Wants a serious relationship (-10 for not finding one) Bad boys: Can't make a committment (+10 for being a challenge) Nice guys: Works hard to please you (-10 for being dependent) Bab boys: Only pleases you when he feels like it (+10 for independence) Nice guys: Takes you to expensive restaurants (-10 for making you wear panty hose) Bad boys: Wants you to cook for him (+10 for eating your food) Nice guys: Extremely interested in your work (-10 for asking too many questions) Bad boys: Extremely interested in his work (+10 for making you are a good listener) Nice guys: Talks about his feelings (-10 because his feelings are never in sync with yours) Bad boys: Never discusses his feelings (+10 for allowing you to fantasize about how he feels about you) Nice guys: Brings you roses (-10 for making you feel guilty for accepting gifts) Bad boys: Never promised you a rose garden (+10 for honesty) Nice guys: Always dresses neat and clean (-10 for always wearing geeky jeans) Bad boys: Doesn't care about clothes (+10 for looking great naked) Nice guys: Tells stupid jokes (-10 for boredom) Bad boys: Tells stupid jokes (+10 for making you laugh) BONUS POINTS +10 for driving a nice car +250 for being a great kisser TOTAL SCORE Nice Guys: -110 Bad Boys: + 370