Mummy, what happens when a car gets too old and rusty to work? Someone sells it to your father. How many men does it take to change a loo roll? We don’t know, it’s never happened. How do men sort their laundry? Filthy, and filthy but wearable. What did God say after creating man? I can do better. What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women. What is a man’s idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six-pack of beer. Wife: Where do you want to go on holiday this year? Husband: Somewhere I’ve never been before. Wife: How about the kitchen? Why does a man have a clean conscience? Because it’s never used. What’s the difference between a man and a yogurt? A yogurt has culture. What do you call a man who supports a woman’s career, helps prepare dinner, bathes the children and earns a six figure income? Darling. What’s a man’s idea of a romantic evening? A candlelit football stadium. What did the experts of the Nineties discover that could do the work of ten men? A woman. What has an IQ of seven? Eight men. What’s the difference between men and batteries? Batteries have a positive side. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. What’s the difference between a man and ET? ET phones home. How do men exercise at the beach? Suck their stomach in every time they see a bikini. When is the only time a woman can change a man? When he’s a baby. How do you make a man happy? Who cares? Twenty Jokes For Women